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作者 FallRed (落紅)
標題 [作文] 稟總統
時間 Tue May 14 23:20:44 2013


稟總統，小人本住在屏東的海邊
家中有船卻沒錢，貸款望無邊
誰知那菲律賓，他蠻橫不講理
胡亂開槍目無天　射我電鍋越我線 (註: http://ppt.cc/z5tj  )
 
馬總統跟他來翻臉　慘被他拒絕不道歉
眾鄉民罵他欺善民　反被他駭進總統府　囂張了一百遍　一百遍

最後馬默哀十秒卻大聲唸　他發誓把賊船逐出執法線　抗議掛嘴邊
我為求伸父冤　只有流淚失望電視前
誰知那菲律賓　他實在太陰險　知道此情形　竟派人來暗算
說我漁船挑釁越界線　小人身壯健　殘命得留存

可憐老父他魂飛天　此恨更難填
為求報老爹　唯有鍵盤從軍上陣前
一面換ＩＰ　一面狂按鍵　發誓把網站滅　上傳A片意志堅
從此出師兩表伴身邊　我銘記此恨不共戴天

→ sugizo0:http://youtu.be/4ptW668H6TQ 鄉民BGM支援05/14 23:22
沒打過唐伯虎 別說學過爵士鼓!! - YouTube
經典solo!! 相當於speed metal界的eagles fly free !!

 

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→ sugizo0:http://youtu.be/4ptW668H6TQ 鄉民BGM支援17F 05/14 23:22
沒打過唐伯虎 別說學過爵士鼓!! - YouTube
經典solo!! 相當於speed metal界的eagles fly free !!

 
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  昨天不是一堆人把菲國網站當免空用嗎XD
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推 xpu:XD263F 05/14 23:48
噓 s0857168:這種格式竟然沒有藏頭文  失敗264F 05/14 23:49
→ dashi:哈哈哈265F 05/14 23:49
推 shooooooboom:XDDDDDD看完才發現我早就內建BGM了266F 05/14 23:50
推 darkbishop:轉西斯版267F 05/14 23:50
推 lions402:太強XDDDDDD268F 05/14 23:51
※ 編輯: FallRed         來自: 118.165.17.123       (05/14 23:53)
推 lovelovefree:推啦~~~269F 05/14 23:53
推 w6422613:XDDDDD270F 05/14 23:56
推 HOOOK:XDDDD271F 05/14 23:56
推 hotdogz18:哭哭272F 05/14 23:59
推 mbmj0925:落紅好強~~~273F 05/15 00:00
推 pig0038:有聲音274F 05/15 00:00
推 shintz:不用附bgm阿，大家都內建了XDDD275F 05/15 00:00
推 fleeman:XDDDDDDDDD276F 05/15 00:00
推 GTO5566:XD277F 05/15 00:03
推 chang5763:念超順啊=＿=278F 05/15 00:03
推 tartrate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD279F 05/15 00:07
推 hank11431:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD280F 05/15 00:07
推 hsgreent:謝謝你  9527281F 05/15 00:08
→ rumicco:XDDDD282F 05/15 00:10
推 monkeytim:內建推!!!283F 05/15 00:12
推 thevines:誰願意幫轉星爺版XDD284F 05/15 00:13
推 QQfreedom:謝謝你 9527285F 05/15 00:16
推 Vinci822:ttb我要幹死你286F 05/15 00:16
推 hesho855096:才子才子！287F 05/15 00:17
推 ispy03532003:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD288F 05/15 00:18
→ rinsoukan:幾霸昏289F 05/15 00:19
推 fy0092000:XDDDDDDDDDD290F 05/15 00:25
推 ciaaarz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD291F 05/15 00:26
推 shiningsunny:給你分了XDD292F 05/15 00:27
推 zado1009:八卦第一推就給你了XD293F 05/15 00:30
推 JingChiu:靠XDDD 落紅哥 -///- 給推294F 05/15 00:33
推 apple1224:有才推~295F 05/15 00:35
推 CFfisher:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD296F 05/15 00:37
→ ailurknight:幹我念完了XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD297F 05/15 00:41
推 repast:才子XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD298F 05/15 00:48
※ 編輯: FallRed         來自: 118.165.17.123       (05/15 00:50)
推 yunfeeling:讚299F 05/15 00:52
→ g1409:神人300F 05/15 01:01
推 mouse4260:落紅我愛你301F 05/15 01:09
推 qozbear:推~~~~~302F 05/15 01:18
推 eric307:太有才了303F 05/15 01:24
推 needmusic:推啦!讚!!!!304F 05/15 01:33

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