看板 Gossiping作者 yenchen1970 (nowhere man)標題 [爆卦] Win8當機導致北韓非但延遲發射時間 Fri Apr 12 09:39:48 2013
原文出處：
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs...test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8 : The New Yorker
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.” Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner... ...
APRIL 11, 2013
NORTH KOREAN MISSILE TEST DELAYED BY WINDOWS 8
POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency
announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on
hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”
Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the
inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had
been running on Windows 95.
The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate
a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working
with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”
In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed
indefinitely.”
A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim
Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number
of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.
備註：微軟拯救了世界一次，感謝你，比爾蓋茲先生！
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※ 編輯: yenchen1970 來自: 61.222.136.66 (04/12 09:43)
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