看板 Gossiping作者 drraujn (Hike)標題 [新聞] 佛羅里達一間T-Mobile被搶了時間 Wed May 29 20:19:55 2019
https://www.8satire.com/t-mobile-store-stolen-in-florida-huawei-phones-left-int
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https://reurl.cc/kgQAq
In an insane event in a T-Mobile store in Florida, a pair of robbers have
stolen an entire store, but they left the Huawei phones because apparently
they are worthless now. The store lost at least 30 thousand dollars in
damage, but kept around 1500 worth of Huawei’s.
“We thought they would wipe out the entire store. They seemed very
aggressive, but they showed no interest in Huawei phones”, said John Smith,
manager of the store to our reporter Gary Cockburn. He concluded that “at
least we didn’t lose everything”.
Huawei phones are still valuable, especially since they’re still getting
updates and their future is uncertain. However, to some people they are
already deprecated, and have no value.
The police is investigating and will find the criminals as soon as possible.
粗略簡單翻譯
有間T-Mobile被搶了.所有手機都被拿走...除了華為
粗估損失3萬鎂.不幸中的大幸是他還保有1500鎂的華為手機
"搶匪非常貪婪.我本以為他會搶走所有東西.可他們卻對華為不削一顧"
該店經理面對記者這樣說"至少我還沒失去所有手機"
最後一段是講說華為目前的處境.沒啥要點就不翻惹
幸好有華為.不然就賠光光了QQ
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妻子:甚麼是通貨膨脹? 夫:通貨數量增加使購買力下降.過多貨幣去追逐少量貨物...
妻子:講簡單點
丈夫:以前你的三圍是36/24/35.現在變48/40/50.雖然你擁有的更多了.但你的價值卻
比以前低.這就是通貨膨脹
摘錄自民明書房:輕鬆學會經濟學
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