看板Gossiping 作者StillguestXD (--------) 標題[爆卦] 美國推特評"中國習近平出20億鎂抗疫" 時間Tue May 19 11:35:12 2020
習近平於WHA宣布中國將再提供20億美元抗疫,於美國推特引起廣大的熱情回應。
@tedcruz (美國共和黨議員泰德˙克魯茲)
We’ll credit that to their account. They only owe $9.98 trillion more. Plus
compensate for 315k lives taken away.
我們會記在中國帳上。他們現在只欠9.98兆美元了。還要加上31.5萬條人命的賠償。
(1.2萬個讚) https://i.imgur.com/rGwtnEv.png
@JohnWeninger7
Ted get the math right. It's 9.998 Trillion more.
泰德你數學不好。應該是還欠9.998兆。
@azresist
Drop in the bucket for this country.
對美國來說是滄海一粟。
@newarkbear
Missing at least 3 zeros
少了至少三個零。
@ScottChalleen
This is like driving your car into someone’s living room and throwing them a
$20 bill for damages.
這就像你開車衝進別人客廳,然後丟一張20美元說是賠償。
@SamAntar
China’s Xi caused over $20 trillion in global damages. $2 billion doesn’t
cut it. It’s an insult to humanity. #coronavirus #COVID19
中國習造成了超過20兆美元的全球損害。20億美元不夠。這是對人類的汙辱。
@AnthonyBonaduce
Billion? With a "B"? Was the "T" key broken?
B開頭的那個十億?你的T鍵壞了嗎?
(T=兆的開頭)
@softwarnet
Chinese President Xi meets with WHO after ruling out Taiwan ... says
agreement was based on number of bricks he could provide to the WHO staff
排除台灣後,中國習主席和WHO開會...說協議是根據他能提供多少磚頭給WHO官員而定 https://i.imgur.com/CQ3OSY7.jpg
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@KipperLola
They are responsible for at least $2 Trillion in global financial damage.
他們造成的全球金融損失至少也有兩兆美元。
@MikeConner408
Globally more like 100 trillion
回樓上 全球的話100兆差不多
@DDoylenv
And how much does the US owe them in deficit dollars?
那美國因為貿易逆差欠他們多少呢?
@nostrad93087253
We ‘owe’ them a trillion, but they reneged on a trillion in debt in the
past. I’d say they ‘owe’ us three trillion from this crisis alone.
回樓上 我們"欠"他們一兆,但他們之前也反悔過一兆的債務。我會說他們光是這次危機就
"欠"我們三兆。
(反悔一兆應該是講清朝債券)
@NicoleRoddenGA
That can be their down payment. They owe us a lot more.
可以當中國的頭期款。他們還欠我們很多。
@jjt1142
F China #BuyAmerican
F中國
@DocLanceP
2 Whole Billion Dollars?
The CCP is the greatest force for evil in the world, bar none.
整整20億美元?中共是世界上最大的邪惡勢力,其他沒得比。
@WerdenAmmon
Cnn will praise him.
CNN會讚美他。
@blaw21
"I burned down your house, but here's $20 for a new mailbox."
"我放火燒了你家,給你這20美元買個新郵箱。"
@RenziTitus
Wonder why Taiwan is not invited to the WHO party..
真好奇WHO為什麼不邀請台灣參加派對..
@Not_My_World_
Ummmmm no thanks China you tried to kill us all knowingly nothing can make
this up
嗯~~~不用了謝謝 中國你意圖把我們都幹掉 無可彌補
@asharma_84
How cute!
真可愛!
@Bzilla818
Let’s just go to war with them
直接打仗比較快
@gravelmans1
Theres no need to collect from #CCP.just Seize Every #CCP controlled asset.
their Dollars are already here.
沒有必要跟中共收錢。直接沒收所有中共控制的資產就好。他們的錢已經在那了。
@PonytaEle
WHO must be disbanded for good they are a threat to the whole world
WHO應該永久解散 他們是全球的威脅
@LarsPrintzen
Too little, too late.
太少,太晚了。
@Vedantthelegend
Wuhan Coronavirus. Don't let them blame America for it.
武漢冠狀病毒。不能讓他們把責任推給美國。
@djpublius
They need to throw in Hong Kong & the Panama Canal as well...
把香港和巴拿馬運河也拿來賠才夠...
@Vs7074
That’s like 1 dollar per Chinese.
差不多每個中國人只賠一美元。
@palty_w
Sanction China make them pay! China virus!
制裁中國讓他們賠償!中國病毒!
@zoochum
Luckily for China, they have the backing of the American liberal media to
downplay their culpability.
中國很幸運地擁有美國自由派媒體的支撐,幫他們減輕罪責。
@TerriPh64325020
They should wipe our debt away! That would be a start to paying us back!
他們應該把我們的債取消!那樣才算是開始賠償我們!
@ZecTurd
Thanks for Standing up for the USA. #ChinaLiedAndPeopleDied #FreeHongKong
#FreeTibet #KeepTaiwanFree
謝謝你為美國挺身而出。
@ANDYdotCOMPANY
Is this bribery?
這是賄賂嗎?
@rangermonk1
$2B can bury a lot of data
20億美元可以埋葬很多資料。
@GaylinDee
Get rid of China products and no business with them,make meds local.
排除中國產品和切斷生意往來,把藥品生產移回國內。
@justinjurgens
$2 billion is a rounding error compared to what other nations have spent
fighting this virus. This is weak PR.
跟其他國家抗疫費用比起來20億美元只是零頭。好弱的外宣。
@Elizabethsays1
This is the joke right?
這是笑話對吧?
@JurisOnWax
*sound of pocket change hitting piggy bank*
*零錢掉進小豬撲滿的聲音*