看板 joke作者 adamsmile (雷米塊)標題 [耍冷] 聊齋誌異時間 Mon Sep 26 17:30:17 2011
在《聊齋誌異》中,黃英和陶生是一對菊花精姐弟,
有一天,黃英對陶生說:
「弟弟,為了你好,我要離開你嫁給馬子才當妻子了,再見!」
姐姐離開之後,陶生過著十分頹廢的生活,
成日與人飲酒作樂,
好來麻痺自己對於從小到大相依為命姐姐的思念。
有一天,一位遠道而來的商人找陶生單挑酒量,
兩人最後都不勝酒力接連醉倒,
陶生幻化成了菊花精的原形,是一朵好幾尺的巨大菊花;
這時,外頭衝進了好幾位商人,
把大菊花綁起來抬到馬車上載走,原來他們是同夥的共謀!
當黃英終於發現弟弟躺倒在花市奄奄一息時,
只見陶生哀怨對著思念已久的姐姐哭著說:
「離開我妳說是為了我好~~可知道這菊花商人不少~」
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