[囧rz] 闖平交道柵欄勾倒騎士甩飛(非血腥 - Joke板

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作者 lateboy (BBBRRIAANNN)
標題 [囧rz] 闖平交道柵欄勾倒騎士甩飛(非血腥
時間 Sun May 12 22:59:04 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1VHvWsDmJg

闖平交道柵欄勾倒騎士甩飛 - YouTube
嘉義地區1名國立大學二年級男學生昨天上午9時許騎機車，行經嘉義市新生路阿里山森林鐵路平交道時，柵欄已放下，據平交道監視器畫面，過往車輛已減速，男大生疑未減慢車速，也沒注意柵欄衝過平交道，胸口直接撞到柵欄，四腳朝天落地翻滾，安全帽掉在平交道前，人飛到平交道另一方。現場恰好有警員在場，連忙上前查看，大學生輕微擦傷，...

無血腥畫面，請安心點選

笑點有二

1. 安全帽被暴頭

2. 1:09

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