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作者 belleaya (台中李奧納多皮卡丘)
標題 [kuso] 試由 F=ma 推論牛頓終生單身
時間 Fri Nov  1 16:20:34 2013

【牛頓 Isaac Newton】

提出地心引力、以及一堆有的沒的物理定理，後世也推出牛頓牌沙茶醬紀念；然而

牛頓終其一生都是單身。試由他所提出物理第二定律 F=ma 推論其一生都是單身。

















【證明】


Fuck = masturbating alone

故得證#





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推 bob29562247:我有笑1F 11/01 16:22
推 HornyDragon:That's the definition of masturbating, dude......If you're not doing it alone,
then you're not masturbating. WTF did I just say?!2F 11/01 16:23
→ belleaya:XDDDDDDDD5F 11/01 16:24
→ HornyDragon:Oh btw, if you're able to clone yourself then fuckyour own clone, does this considered masturbate?!:OhGodWhy.jpg:6F 11/01 16:25
→ belleaya:如果鳴人用影分身+變身術 這樣算不算呀~~9F 11/01 16:26
推 Onzala:樓上好色龍10F 11/01 16:26
推 HornyDragon:等等，我記得根本有那種題材的本子耶XDDDDD11F 11/01 16:27
推 qq1030:female=mama12F 11/01 16:28
推 uys:clone yourself then fuck your own clone=fuck yourself13F 11/01 16:28
→ HornyDragon:......go fuck yourself, if you know what I mean.14F 11/01 16:28
→ uys:very funny~haha15F 11/01 16:30
推 HornyDragon:===============以下開團報名複製人=================16F 11/01 16:32
推 sabrina84162:樓上應該先複製蛋蛋17F 11/01 16:35
→ tcpic:沒辦法 沒有的東西要怎麼複製18F 11/01 16:36
推 oddism:有笑19F 11/01 16:44
推 enoch3300038:已笑20F 11/01 16:50
推 jacob815123:fuck=Ma_____21F 11/01 16:53
→ HornyDragon:       carena22F 11/01 16:54
噓 baba701137:OP23F 11/01 16:55
推 stonecoldii:是的  有Fuck your self的本子 性轉後...
果然專業24F 11/01 16:56
→ tony8888555:不懂26F 11/01 16:59
推 lustdaemon:when i say go screw yourself i dont...whatever27F 11/01 17:05
→ HornyDragon:well fuck you I'm a screwdriver.
I can screw whatever I want.28F 11/01 17:06
→ deadangel111:幾夜大黑堂
感謝好色龍大大的提示(鞠躬)30F 11/01 17:07
→ HornyDragon:幾夜大黑堂...前天才看到他的本子，劇情太虐了啊.....32F 11/01 17:11
推 qmaper:XD33F 11/01 17:11
→ belleaya:http://ppt.cc/URHN34F 11/01 17:12
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推 Sensitive:好色龍突破盲點了啊啊啊35F 11/01 17:23
推 paul26277:我看不懂(遮眼)36F 11/01 17:26
推 xavier800:阿鬼 你還是說中文吧37F 11/01 17:33
推 PhoenixMint:煩死了好色龍的 meme 好像看得到啊wwww38F 11/01 17:34
推 kuaiphoto:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD39F 11/01 17:49
推 lokikevin:我看得懂(掩面40F 11/01 17:57
→ eltonbibi:真的還好41F 11/01 18:08
推 Guerrieri:這篇推文到底在蔥三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD42F 11/01 18:15
推 qkenny:So...fuck yourself... you mean everyone turn into gay..43F 11/01 18:18
推 pljck:-..-44F 11/01 18:23
推 insominia:牛頓半夜要去找你了45F 11/01 18:37
→ d200190:Go fuck urself...wait, don't actually do that bro...46F 11/01 18:38
推 jinkela1:if you start doing yoga, get all flexible, you bendover and start sucking your own dick, does that
constitute masturbation? or is that regular BJ?47F 11/01 18:38
推 d200190:Definitely NOT regular BJ...50F 11/01 18:43
推 ktootk:What the FUCK did I just read?
http://ppt.cc/RaT051F 11/01 18:45
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→ willychen416:之前就看過了53F 11/01 18:46
推 fredkloi100:The cycle of life and death continues.54F 11/01 18:55
推 HornyDragon:樓上的推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD55F 11/01 19:15
推 smile456:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd56F 11/01 19:20
推 bladesaurus:Oreder,Entrophy,a never ending cycle.57F 11/01 19:22
推 djyunjie:狗頭賣來亂58F 11/01 19:23
推 kosoj6:在這裡擺一個象徵自己含自己的圖片XDDDDDDDDDD59F 11/01 19:24
→ HornyDragon:http://ppt.cc/sbfX  你點的圖來了60F 11/01 19:34
 
推 fredkloi100:哈哈  多謝好色龍61F 11/01 19:55
推 roger7891011:好色龍跟推文比較好笑XDDD狗頭別亂去農你的Q62F 11/01 20:11
推 sd131420:JOKE版越來越病了.......................63F 11/01 20:19
→ HornyDragon:不，因為這篇文章是小愛的，所以還好而已。
(我這樣會不會被打......)64F 11/01 20:20
推 Refauth:.....................(無語ing)66F 11/01 20:35
推 Birdy:joke ≒ AC_In  because HornyDragon & belleaya67F 11/01 20:45
推 goal72225:XD68F 11/01 21:12
推 jack710619:Sir HornyDragon saved this post, haha69F 11/01 21:18
推 udx12356:how do you turn this on70F 11/01 21:59
→ ltameion:Contradiction,masturbating alone is not Fuck.71F 11/01 22:32
推 woieyufan:May 2 guys masturbate together?72F 11/01 22:37

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