看板 NBA作者 saturday5566 (無意義推文沒錢)標題 [花邊] Gilbert Arenas對Stewart的警告時間 Mon Nov 22 16:33:17 2021
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hey brother,imma just be real with ya here pack all SHIT, pack yo winter jacket
s and boots becuz yo ass is about to be traded to (Budapest) somewhere I don't k
now what type of bumbaclot blood got in yo eye BUT u can't charge at the #KING l
ike that on tv you will be drug tested #tivoice expeditiously just to make sure
that rage ain't drug related " we don't do that in the nba" u probably haven't
read the memo on fight attempts in the nba
#1 don't square up with @kingjames @easymoneysniper EVER .
#2 them two light skin boys @stephencurry30 @klaythompson On GS don't let ya che
st get puffy towards them or yo ass is done
#3 only two teams that's allowed to fist fight without any real penalties is whe
re ever @rajonrondo and @cp3 at
#4 wait til yo teammates get around u and then act tuff (for the crowd) sell it
like WWE ummm thats it's, good luck moving forward my man
PS this was worst then the gun in the locker room situation some can say this wa
s #attemptedmurder only thing that can save u right now is ( MJ dropping episode
11 of the last dance and he edits all Scottie pippen scenes out) or (Vanessa Br
yant) dropping #Themamba last season if u think
I'm bullshitting ask @eneskanter11 he got too close to the king back in 2016-17
and the Turkish president been trying to catch his ass ever since ”
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在這裡,我只想和你說實話。
收拾好所有的東西,帶上你的冬季夾克和靴子,因為你即將被交易到一個誰都不知道的地方
(像是布達佩斯)。
我是不知道什麼血液跑進你的眼睛裡,但你不能像電視上那樣沖向#KING,你馬上就會被抓
去藥檢#tivoice,以確認你那個憤怒是不是與藥物有關
"在NBA裡我們不這樣做" 你可能沒有看過關於在NBA打架的備忘錄:
#1、永遠不要和@Kingjames @easymoneysniper對峙。
#2 、他們兩個淺色皮膚的男孩 @stephencurry30 @klaythompson 在GS上,不要讓你的胸
去頂他們,否則你就完蛋了
#3 、只有兩支球隊可以真的打架但不受到任何懲罰,就是@rajonrondo和@cp3所在
的地方。
#4 、直到你的隊友圍著你轉,你才能裝出一副強硬的樣子(為了觀眾),就像WWE一樣。
嗯,就是這樣,祝你好運,我的朋友。
現在的狀況比在更衣室拿槍的狀況更糟糕,有些人可以說你這是#企圖謀殺。
唯一可以拯救你的新聞是( MJ dropping episode 11 of the last dance and he edits al
l Scottie pippen scenes out) 或 (Vanessa Bryant) dropping #Themamba last season
如果你覺得我在胡說八道,問@eneskanter11,他在2016-17年時與LBJ靠得太近了,土耳其
總統從那之後就一直試圖抓他"
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推 kashi29: #2有人可以解釋一下嗎 屁股完蛋是被肛喔43F 11/22 16:38
yo ass is done
你就完蛋了
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※ 編輯: saturday5566 (49.216.221.183 臺灣), 11/22/2021 16:40:04
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推 GGKen: 一篇文 戰場也開太多XDD88F 11/22 16:42
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