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※ 本文為 cuteman0725 轉寄自 cuteman0725.bbs@ptt.cc 時間: 2011-06-21 12:45:01

看板 StupidClown
作者 blackbomb (黑色不代表黑色)
標題 [恍神] 鬧上國際笑話了嗎...囧
時間 Mon Jun 20 20:37:39 2011

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哇災


原PO在桃園機場上班

這邊有很多歪國人(廢話..)

今天原PO就在門口抽菸的時候遇到一個歪國人一直朝我走過來

心裡想說應該也是過來抽個菸的~沒事沒事

就在這時

歪國人就對著我說：火雞 火雞

原PO：火雞?fire chicken?....(英文爛...囧)

歪國人：NO~NO~NO 火雞~~~火雞~~~!!

原PO：......囧

殊不知這時原PO哪來的勇氣...











我就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕

         我就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕

                  我就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕

原PO：this??

歪國人：囧...

路人甲：囧....

路人乙：囧!!!

此時看著旁邊的路人甲從口袋拿出一支打火機遞給歪國人

歪國人：thank you~!



現在想起來....當時真的是丟臉都到家了...=口=

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推 Nikitanoya:好有畫面XD都快笑翻了，周遭的乘客應該也笑倒了吧XD2F 06/20 20:42
推 jehg900207:歪國人的沒打你嗎?? PS: 打 火雞3F 06/20 20:48
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推 Three:     Turkey XDDDDDDDDDDD12F 06/20 21:08
推 musicforever:我還以為他是土耳其人= =13F 06/20 21:09
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推 stamd125:XDDDDD好有畫面哦!!18F 06/20 21:16
推 scottlee:跟原po做過一樣的事...不過我在巴西的機場做的...orz19F 06/20 21:17
推 smile7969:哈哈哈哈~害我在實驗室笑出來!!!20F 06/20 21:19
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推 lwjno1:fire chicken是啥?神奇寶貝?23F 06/20 21:27
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推 roachbaby:咕咕咕26F 06/20 21:32
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推 njpER:笑歪了!推向內夾咕咕咕28F 06/20 21:34
推 songaxac:還好他不會臺語 不然狂打你跟你說:耐打!耐打!!29F 06/20 21:35
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推 Archi821:其實lighter不是閩南語(臺語)，他本身就是英語31F 06/20 21:39
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推 dog0302:有笨有笑有推33F 06/20 21:42
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推 seclusive:就這麼雙手彎曲~向內夾~然後喊著咕咕咕35F 06/20 21:49
推 w0420cc:這篇真的有笨到XDD36F 06/20 21:50
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推 mc12355:歪果仁:中文好難...45F 06/20 22:12
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推 tangerine319:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 好有畫面48F 06/20 22:15
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推 xjamesgod:歪國人：台灣的都好友善   ^^50F 06/20 22:17
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→ beaune:歪果人: 台灣人 好樂情52F 06/20 22:20
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推 pearl0108:超好笑XD64F 06/20 22:42
推 ranjay:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD65F 06/20 22:42
推 purplekiller:超有畫面!!笑推~~~XD66F 06/20 22:46
推 laien0120:太丟臉了啦XDDDD67F 06/20 22:46
推 yeeting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD68F 06/20 22:47
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推 hcder4126:XDDDDDDDDDD70F 06/20 22:52
推 jeidmemny:咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕71F 06/20 22:56
推 andrew0714:咕咕咕  咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕72F 06/20 22:56
推 xnoopy:結果笨點在29樓...||b73F 06/20 22:57
推 ForgerEames:那原PO做火雞動作時只要被歪國人打一下應該就會了解了74F 06/20 23:00
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推 STAR131625:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈~~好好笑~~~外國人中文真猛83F 06/20 23:13
推 a766242001:XDDDDDDD84F 06/20 23:14
推 blurry:==========我的答案是正解：「火機」是大陸用語==========85F 06/20 23:14
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推 coldone:應該要學咕咕咕+在自己身上點火,才=fire chicken吧?91F 06/20 23:43
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推 RIVERSHAKE:他應該往你頭上一敲說: 打火雞!100F 06/21 00:18
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推 smilemyself:好有畫面!!(笑倒102F 06/21 00:29
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推 joea2003:這啥...104F 06/21 00:34
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推 yomusic:有笑有推127F 06/21 02:18
推 hankevin:我香港朋友也鬧過這樣笑話 廣東話也是講"火機"128F 06/21 02:21
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推 p78533578:這歪國人肢體語言不好。他只要拿菸出來就知到要打火機了131F 06/21 03:25
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→ Yie:XDDD133F 06/21 07:44
推 tw765:桃園機場的素質不是一天兩天的事了......原Po加油啦!134F 06/21 07:47
推 APOM101: 外國人應該要打你一下XDDDDDDDD135F 06/21 07:58
推 ArSaBuLu:打 火雞 XDDDDDD136F 06/21 08:26
推 mayanino:這關素質什麼事?一般人怎麼會知道火雞是打火機?137F 06/21 09:25
推 gary67:有笑有推138F 06/21 10:15
推 weipuyan:難怪大家都說台灣人很熱情~~XD139F 06/21 10:44
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推 cidcheng:因為中國是講火機142F 06/21 11:09
推 oplk:路人甲夠北纜XD143F 06/21 11:24
推 yuh29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD144F 06/21 11:34
推 kuseang:原PO你還好嗎XDDDDD145F 06/21 11:41
推 shasha0428:原PO給了歪果人一個美好的回憶XDD146F 06/21 11:49
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