看板 StupidClown作者 moods (工人)標題 [無言] 老外的堅持時間 Thu Mar 29 12:11:50 2012
我在台北一家養生會館當櫃台。
附近高級飯店很多,所以來消費的老外也非常多。
昨晚,
一個老外走進店裡。
我: Hello ,what kind of .......
外:窩...窩會講一點中文。
我:不好意思不好意思,請問您今天想做什麼療程呢?
外:Excuse me?
我:呃,請問您今天想做哪種按摩呢?(我想說"療程"這詞太深)
外: ...Excuse me?
我:um,I mean,what kind of therapy you want tonight?
外: 窩...窩會講中文。
我: (幹)
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推 chi823823:他應該只會那一句中文................4F 03/29 12:24
推 w660:大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8F 03/29 12:30
推 o07608:幹 XDDDDDD12F 03/29 12:38
推 ssiidd:XDDDDDDDDDD都是NPC13F 03/29 12:39
推 ffwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD14F 03/29 12:39
推 iloveyou5201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD15F 03/29 12:40
推 skean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD18F 03/29 12:41
推 kcl0801:很正常啊 又不是每個外國人都英文很好19F 03/29 12:43
推 jay80119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD20F 03/29 12:44
推 iophj:XDDD22F 03/29 12:46
推 fu62l3:所以正解應該是"can you speak English?"23F 03/29 12:46
推 rin5542:或許原PO講中文時速度要放慢一點?24F 03/29 12:46
推 emily0615:爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD29F 03/29 12:53
推 phyun:窩..窩會講一顛顛中文....但不會影溫(怎麼變山東腔?30F 03/29 12:55
推 fe90011:也許他只是想問路...哈哈哈哈哈31F 03/29 12:57
推 laaa0912:老外大概只想跟你講 "Excuse me" 吧? XD32F 03/29 12:58
推 andante6851:XDDDDDDD笑了 真的笑了XDDDDDDDDDD41F 03/29 13:07
推 Tunnel:搞不好他只會西班牙文XD44F 03/29 13:10
推 Eks:NPC無誤XD51F 03/29 13:18
推 shoura:太有點了XDDD52F 03/29 13:20
推 HornyDragon:三洨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD53F 03/29 13:22
推 spadej69171:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD54F 03/29 13:23
推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
想知道後續~~~~~~~~56F 03/29 13:24
推 judogirl:可能是不會講英文的老外吧XDXD58F 03/29 13:26
推 lazyboy624:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD60F 03/29 13:28
推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD62F 03/29 13:32
推 aishop:有笑有推XDDDD64F 03/29 13:33
推 su82128:NPC XDDDDD66F 03/29 13:34
推 color5bird:超棒的~~到什麼國家說什麼語言,是對那國家的尊重~~68F 03/29 13:36
推 jbddopur:太好笑了吧 害我一個人在辦公室跟瘋子一樣還不敢太大聲69F 03/29 13:41
推 rosana0612:他說的沒錯呀~窩會說"一點點中文"~的確會說這句話~XD72F 03/29 13:45
推 dryada:搞不好他是被整了...那句話他以為是別的意思73F 03/29 13:47
推 mmybox:窩會講中文=excuse me(無誤74F 03/29 13:58
推 pig726:原PO:幹 老外:這句我聽得懂\(^▽^)/75F 03/29 14:01
推 afulet:他應該不是英語系的外國人XD78F 03/29 14:05
→ baopig:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD80F 03/29 14:11
推 lightpisces:阿杜:是你讓我了解中文這東西,四個字,堅持到底~喔~83F 03/29 14:15
推 Luccica:可愛+1 想聽後續+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD84F 03/29 14:20
推 olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD85F 03/29 14:25
推 oXnXo:想翻桌阿!!!!!86F 03/29 14:26
推 kurtsun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 打腫臉充胖子啊!!!88F 03/29 14:36
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推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD94F 03/29 14:41
推 GBG:笑到快死掉 哈哈哈哈哈95F 03/29 14:42
推 keinlin:他要你誇獎他吧... 鬼打牆逆98F 03/29 14:53
推 pp31630:XDDDDDDDD104F 03/29 15:03
推 perhot9:應該問老外 are you NPC?107F 03/29 15:14
推 prog:太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD108F 03/29 15:26
推 is870:你會講不會聽有屁用 XDDDDDDDDDDDD111F 03/29 15:53
推 fhsf:老外 GJ115F 03/29 16:17
推 joedothis:太好笑了真想把他畫成漫畫~~XDDDD116F 03/29 16:23
推 shihyajulia:推腳底按摩的中文XDDD是窩會講一點點中文 哈哈XDD118F 03/29 16:24
推 mulilala:窩...窩XDDDDDDD119F 03/29 16:29
推 hungbb:哈哈哈XDDDD122F 03/29 16:54
噓 z2a:他就不會講英文啊123F 03/29 16:55
推 nous:有什麼好噓~那他幹嘛不說聽不懂英文124F 03/29 17:01
推 YoungNigh:太好笑了拉 XDD 可不可以轉到我的臉書去 XDDDDDD125F 03/29 17:05
推 c98518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD127F 03/29 17:08
推 Asucks:你完全誤會老外了,他就是要做"Excuse Me"按摩啊!128F 03/29 17:13
推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDD129F 03/29 17:18
推 iiiey:有點可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD130F 03/29 17:18
推 misae:哈哈哈哈哈132F 03/29 17:20
推 x007:他是聽不懂中文吧133F 03/29 17:26
推 suneen:原po後來怎麼解決啊?想知道~134F 03/29 17:27
→ chiick:他在堅持甚麼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD136F 03/29 17:43
推 m7735may:他講西班牙話的~~~英文聽不懂很正常137F 03/29 17:46
推 erty:你轉職了!我記得你本來在航空公司當客服!138F 03/29 17:47
推 hagane39:他到底會不會啊XDDDDDDDDDDD140F 03/29 17:51
推 popoliii:靠杯呀 XD 賞他一記勾拳吧141F 03/29 18:09
推 hayann:幹...XD142F 03/29 18:24
推 a159753:最後的幹害我笑了XD147F 03/29 19:03
推 YIDAN:快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD148F 03/29 19:13
推 superct:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD152F 03/29 19:50
推 c0758:超級好笑153F 03/29 19:50
推 papasu:What do U do?154F 03/29 19:54
推 LV3000:XDDDDD155F 03/29 19:59
推 salqv:所以你有對他講"幹"嗎?158F 03/29 20:07
推 smoky314:然後老外還追問"拎北"是誰!? "窩是在跟逆講花啊~"161F 03/29 20:27
推 mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD165F 03/29 21:00
推 aliceashin:超可愛的啦!!!有NPC!!!!!!XDDDDDDD166F 03/29 21:05
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推 mcwu:太好笑了,後勁很強168F 03/29 22:00
推 Lyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD169F 03/29 22:06
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推 avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD171F 03/29 22:36
推 fragment1007:好好笑喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!173F 03/29 23:00
推 greenstory:其實這時候,問他「你想做什麼」是正解(推眼鏡)176F 03/29 23:26
推 sul31:瞬間爆笑啦XDDDDDDDDDD177F 03/29 23:26
→ greenstory:或你想要哪一種(指圖片),其實很多歪國人會說中文低178F 03/29 23:26
推 towelll:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD184F 03/29 23:59
推 kimokimocom:他不一定是想表達這個 也許 你跟他之間能通的只有中文我可以講中文嗎? 我只能講中文 除了中文我不懂
如果他對中文掌握度沒那麼高 有可能他不知道自己想說186F 03/30 00:10
推 ru03jo6m4:外國NPC!!!XDDDDDDDDDD笑死了XDDDDDDDD189F 03/30 00:17
推 GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD194F 03/30 01:05
→ WAMOIN:他真的只會講 一點 中文XDDDDD195F 03/30 01:17
推 Drear:我想知道後續XDDDD199F 03/30 03:31
推 try0928:看來他不只學到中文還學到把人裝肖唯200F 03/30 04:07
推 neptune0299:推外國NPC!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD201F 03/30 06:44
推 chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD204F 03/30 09:14
推 vinita:好揍他....XD206F 03/30 09:28
→ luckygeo: 原來是NPC XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD207F 03/30 10:11
推 okgothen:超好笑的..有可能他中文差英文也差XD208F 03/30 11:16
推 lin88025:XDDD 他只會那一句吧!!!210F 03/30 11:56
推 allnun:還蠻可愛的XDDDDDDDDDD212F 03/30 12:14
推 sonota:不是美國人吧= =?213F 03/30 12:30
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推 allhappy64:推NPC XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD220F 03/30 14:39
推 vicmac:推遇到NPC223F 03/30 17:02
推 jack0403:看到窩就笑了XDDDDDD225F 03/30 17:49
推 sheekat:XDDDDDDD 什麼意思阿227F 03/30 19:44
推 kaina:真的是超堅持!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD229F 03/30 20:29
推 DearCity:哈哈 想到我一個會對圍觀她的人說跨三小的外籍老師XDDD231F 03/30 21:16
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推 wltbb:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD234F 03/30 23:17
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推 fmckevin:並不是每個歪果仁都是美國或英國來噠~240F 03/31 11:52
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推 narnoi:太堅持了拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD243F 03/31 20:54
推 ihatechina:超好笑!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD244F 03/31 21:18
推 yeeting:NPC哦幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD245F 04/01 02:13
→ bb0303:真的笑了 呵呵呵呵246F 04/01 03:31
推 max0113:XDDDDDDDD 幹!!247F 04/01 04:14
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推 Huawen:你可以說"請問您今天想做哪種therapy呢" XD254F 04/02 13:01
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推 hahvera:看超好笑的XDDDDD258F 04/02 19:30
→ haipis:你講therapy讓老外聽了一頭霧水吧,你不是診所不能用這字259F 04/02 22:22
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