看板 StupidClown作者 jack7366564 (小宇)標題 [無言] 純真小蘿莉時間 Wed Aug 15 14:50:45 2012
這是第一次在笨版po文
請大家鞭小力一點ˇˇ
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原po在實習之餘 會去母校的操場跑跑步 鍛練體力
有次就讓我聽到一段小蘿莉跟蘿莉爸的對話
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蘿莉爸:妹妹來,快喝水水
小蘿莉:把拔,不要,水水不好喝,我要喝果汁
蘿莉爸:妹妹,妳乖,運動完喝水對身體好
小蘿莉:我不要(聲音提高),我要喝果汁
蘿莉爸:妹妹妳這樣不行,妳看花兒會渴要喝水水,狗狗會渴也是喝水水
他們都沒有在喝果汁的阿!
正當我心想這父親真是厲害,這高招以後我也要學起來哄小孩時
誰知道小蘿莉回答...
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小蘿莉:那妳昨晚一直逼馬麻喝下去的是什麼?
那妳昨晚一直逼馬麻喝下去的是什麼?
那妳昨晚一直逼馬麻喝下去的是什麼?
只見蘿莉爸一把抱起小蘿莉
頭也不回的快步離開
留下同樣在操場 一臉錯愕的人們
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