看板 WomenTalk作者 urgrandpa (林鄒公)標題 Re: [轉錄] 仇女並不是「討厭女性」,而是將順性別時間 Fri Nov 4 10:11:43 2016
HR:
So you are saying Yenchao posted sexist comments on the internet?
811:
Yes.
HR:
What did he post?
811:
He called women pigs, said they cry at night, and ......
HR:
Can you show me?
811:
Yes, here it is.
HR:
It's not in English? (皺眉)
811:
No. it's in Chinese.
HR:
Where is this?
811:
It's called PTT. A Taiwanese forum.
HR:
So in Taiwan?
811:
Yes.
HR:
OK. We can come back to this.
So this Obov, he is Yenchao? How do you know?
811:
Someone posted on the internet.
HR:
Who is the person and how did he know?
811:
His ID is meatsearch5566. I don't know how he knew.
HR:
Do you know this person? This meatsearch5566?
811:
No I don't.
HR:
OK. Back to the comment. Who was this comment referring to?
811:
All women.
HR:
This here says all women are pigs?
811:
No. But it means sows sows cry at night.
And I think it is sexist and offensive.
HR:
You want him disciplined for saying sows cry at night?
811:
No there are more things he said.
Like Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle.
HR:
What does that mean?
811:
It's because PTT always make jokes about 5f. And 1-4f like to stack up.
HR:
I don't understand. What is 5f?
811:
On PTT, the first push is 1f, the next one is 2f, and so on...
HR:
Okay! I think I have what I need.
Send me everything you have. We will look into this.
811:
With pleasure!
(雀躍離開)
====================
HR:
(轉身) Hey guys, you're not gonna believe this...
聽說要60個中文字
這樣根本歧視嘛
難道跟HR哭哭告狀的時候,講中文他聽得懂嗎
倫家身為專業越洋狀師,全程英文告洋狀的基本能力還是有滴
請板主有點國際觀ok?
--
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 73.183.209.218
※ 文章代碼(AID): #1O6-vYzt (WomenTalk)
※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/WomenTalk/M.1478225506.A.F77.html
※ 同主題文章:
Re: [轉錄] 仇女並不是「討厭女性」,而是將順性
11-04 10:11 urgrandpa.
推 KingKingCold: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD7F 11/04 10:20
→ NavyWind: 如果真的是這樣,母豬們該開始抵制apple了!!9F 11/04 10:21
→ dorydoze: 雖然只是腦內劇場,但是還蠻好笑的10F 11/04 10:22
→ sareed: 告洋狀 希望洋人主持公道 就說台灣人沒自信12F 11/04 10:23
推 Dialysis: 快笑死......XDDDDDD13F 11/04 10:23
推 KingKingCold: Hey guys, you're not gonna believe this...14F 11/04 10:24
→ apple00: 原來是蘋果紅鏽柱 告洋狀控訴歐歐比例不當男女言論18F 11/04 10:25
推 qmomo10187: 有夠87,違反版規就去檢舉啊,問題也沒就直接告洋狀20F 11/04 10:25
→ JackTheRippe: Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle.快笑死XD21F 11/04 10:26
推 Antwerp: 查IP證明彥州=obov很快吧,用不著這麼迂迴24F 11/04 10:28
推 claymath: 哈哈哈哈哈哈 這翻譯有夠靠北害林北在車上科科笑 XD26F 11/04 10:28
推 KingKingCold: 哭著找HR告狀,結果被HR當笑話XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD27F 11/04 10:29
推 KingKingCold: BODY INCH, MESSING WITH A BABY, with a star in32F 11/04 10:31
推 sobiNOva: 本串最值得一推 給你了 笑慘了35F 11/04 10:31
推 claymath: 對了 原po 記得捕繁體字60個 不然你會被檢舉未滿字數啊 這篇好笑一定要留下38F 11/04 10:34
推 ilhf311: Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle.跪求翻譯..@@..小弟就這看不懂40F 11/04 10:34
推 Chiehx: XDDDDD42F 11/04 10:34
推 claymath: 就超星冒險蓋啊 超北七哈哈47F 11/04 10:37
推 joesmile: 現在才看懂超冒險蓋~~~哈哈哈快笑死了48F 11/04 10:37
推 fox999: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD49F 11/04 10:37
推 Delisaac: 幹 本串最好笑 快笑死了 XDDDD52F 11/04 10:38
→ Delisaac: "Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle"54F 11/04 10:39
推 maxmessi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD55F 11/04 10:40
推 KingKingCold: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD57F 11/04 10:40
推 EinArthur: you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn59F 11/04 10:40
→ Delisaac: 上班憋笑好痛苦 笑到眼淚快流出來60F 11/04 10:40
※ 編輯: urgrandpa (73.183.209.218), 11/04/2016 10:47:05
推 TrueTears: Super Risky Stacking61F 11/04 10:41
推 claymath: 林北在搭地下鐵 憋笑到隔壁日本人在看我QQ
Super Risky Stacking~62F 11/04 10:41
→ claymath: Super star Risky Stacking65F 11/04 10:42
推 max199083: 話說老美看到台灣人還在用BBS是不是會覺得很有趣阿67F 11/04 10:42
→ claymath: 他們應該還是搞不清楚台灣跟泰國吧68F 11/04 10:43
推 Dialysis: 通常看到PTT會以為在玩期貨下單69F 11/04 10:43
→ obov: 他們看到bbs是真的覺得很有趣 太古老的東C惹QQ70F 11/04 10:43
→ pigofwind: "Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle"71F 11/04 10:44
→ claymath: 欸欸欸 Super star Risky Stacking
這超好笑耶73F 11/04 10:44
→ pigofwind: 這句到底是甚麼 XDDDD 我聯想不到75F 11/04 10:44
→ pigofwind: 我看到上面了 超冒險蓋 XDDDD77F 11/04 10:44
推 jhangyu: "Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle" 靠北這句讓我笑了五分鐘78F 11/04 10:46
推 KingKingCold: 哭著找HR告狀,結果被HR當笑話XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD80F 11/04 10:46
推 canon15167: PTT是目前世界上唯一還被廣泛使用的BBS嗎?83F 11/04 10:47
推 lngold: XDDDDD85F 11/04 10:49
推 KingKingCold: Super Risky Stacking!!!!!!!!!!!!!87F 11/04 10:49
推 jagger: Super☆Risky Stacking89F 11/04 10:51
推 linceass: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD90F 11/04 10:51
推 claymath: Super☆Risky Stacking93F 11/04 10:53
推 weakerman: 其實還滿好笑的,真的照實翻就是一堆幹話啊,但是要是94F 11/04 10:53
推 Dialysis: Obov(Jizz☆ed)95F 11/04 10:54
推 jagger: 把obov的白爛文翻成英文告洋狀根本8796F 11/04 10:55
推 RLH: 1樓可以示範一下可以讓你直視的翻譯嗎97F 11/04 10:55
→ weakerman: 他是針對obov要搞,那一定是會加油添醋塞一堆個人觀點98F 11/04 10:55
推 dimrain: big guy four so99F 11/04 10:55
→ Dialysis: 加油添醋沒什麼,真要調查,下一步就換HR跟Yenchao聊啊
原波可以再模擬一篇HR vs Yenchao100F 11/04 10:56
推 Nexus5X: 奇怪 彥州這種搞笑娛樂為主的戰法 為啥一堆人要認真??102F 11/04 10:56
推 wahahajohn: Super Risky Stacking 快笑屎XDDDD105F 11/04 10:57
推 Dialysis: 潮射惹=squirting cum106F 11/04 10:58
推 susuqi: 哈哈哈哈哈 有梗這個107F 11/04 10:58
→ Dialysis: 不然就Squirt Jizz☆ed108F 11/04 10:59
推 RLH: 解嚴都要過去三十年了 還有一堆人實際支持搞思想審查 腹誹109F 11/04 11:00
→ Argos: 我噴惹111F 11/04 11:00
推 followwar: Super☆Risky Stacking114F 11/04 11:02
推 jympin: 這篇正確115F 11/04 11:03
推 cms6384: Sows Sows cry at night116F 11/04 11:03
推 tetsu327: Super☆Risky Stacking117F 11/04 11:03
推 cypher4444: Super☆Risky Stacking XDDDDDDDDDDD118F 11/04 11:04
推 kinki999: Super☆Risky Stacking119F 11/04 11:05
推 tsming: 這三小XDDD120F 11/04 11:07
推 a5648183: 以前黨國獨裁年代,告密別人思想有問題,在那人被抓後,告密者好像可分到被抓者的幾成家產,可能那時有嚐到甜頭的告密者其後代吧 凸122F 11/04 11:09
推 kurc: SUPER☆RISKY STACKING!125F 11/04 11:09
推 withsirius: uper☆Risky Stacking~ 你淫惹126F 11/04 11:09
推 gay7788: Super☆Risky Stacking128F 11/04 11:10
推 KingKingCold: 問題是要怎麼樣才知道廖北鴨有沒有效??
我們要等三個月看看到底結局是怎樣嗎?
還是聽obov或是811的片面之詞??
811看來是881惹,但是女森不會輕易接受跟承認的131F 11/04 11:11
推 qmomo10187: 搞笑風格的酸也能出事我看網路全部切斷好了135F 11/04 11:13
推 after0214: sows sows cry at night?????137F 11/04 11:13
→ KingKingCold: 還是真的等三個月結果obov都沒出事,就認定廖北鴨已經失敗??138F 11/04 11:14
推 HanadaIru: Super☆Risky Stacking143F 11/04 11:17
推 Skydier: 三個月還算快了 光翻譯的問題HR可能根本懶得理她144F 11/04 11:17
推 lastphil: Super☆Risky Stacking145F 11/04 11:17
推 qmomo10187: 投訴有人在海外小島的BBS上面嘴砲 還是火星語 誰鳥你146F 11/04 11:18
推 u70098: 真的這樣的話蘋果HR一定覺得你們台灣人怎麼都是神經病 lol147F 11/04 11:20
→ sareed: 有種花錢請律師吉 這樣比較讓人看得起148F 11/04 11:21
推 ymx3xc: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幹我笑死151F 11/04 11:22
推 deluxe: Super☆Risky Stacking153F 11/04 11:22
推 aa2378924: Super☆Risky Stacking154F 11/04 11:23
推 Allen0315: Super☆Risky Stacking 超好笑的~~~155F 11/04 11:24
推 linceass: 我是HR我一定覺得神經病157F 11/04 11:26
推 force5566: 投訴一個地圖上找不到的島嶼的bbs站XDDD158F 11/04 11:26
→ gn00399745: 我覺得這篇英文不錯阿 是我英文太爛嗎qq160F 11/04 11:27
推 sky791127: 超好笑XDDD 英文就是要打得大家都看懂161F 11/04 11:28
推 hito80686: 投訴的內容如果是有對公司或是現實有影響的事那還有理 結果是一些匿名社群上的嘴砲話164F 11/04 11:31
推 SiFox: 感謝翻譯!快快投訴~~~ QAQ168F 11/04 11:35
→ jameshcm: 偶英文不太好,可不可以再翻回中文讓偶聞香一下?169F 11/04 11:36
推 thebulbul: 本日最好笑XDDDDDDDD,轉就可了!170F 11/04 11:36
推 jackals60: Super☆Risky Stacking XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD171F 11/04 11:37
推 piliwu: HR一定以為遇到瘋子172F 11/04 11:39
推 weakerman: 最後HR會不會噴出:幹0糧母豬滾喇!175F 11/04 11:42
推 usokami: 這篇最棒 幫stacking一下176F 11/04 11:43
推 Mazda6: XDDDD177F 11/04 11:44
推 zxp910510: 認真說 這英文對話寫得很好阿 蠻道地的其實183F 11/04 11:56
推 kileess: Super☆Risky Stacking 好像什麼絕招185F 11/04 11:58
推 Delisaac: 對啊其實這英文滿像正常美國人口語對話的186F 11/04 11:59
推 Rex1009: 其實寫的不錯 有聲音187F 11/04 12:00
推 lions402: Super☆Risky StackingXDDDDDDDDDDD 超北漆XDDDDDDD188F 11/04 12:00
推 sivhd: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD190F 11/04 12:04
推 lzkai: 其實Reddit也是BBS系統哦191F 11/04 12:05
推 anoncat: 原本到底是寫了些啥有人有備份嗎?194F 11/04 12:15
推 zaq266: Ha Ha195F 11/04 12:16
推 gh34163: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD196F 11/04 12:16
推 kitejill: 請英文好的幫忙來個中文翻譯版好嗎,我也想融入大家笑一下...拜託QQ197F 11/04 12:19
推 Dialysis: 這篇就是要英文原汁原味讀才好笑...XDDD
腦中要代入一個美國白領在認真詢問的形象....199F 11/04 12:19
推 andyyiu: XDDDDD超廢202F 11/04 12:21
推 jagger: meatsearch5566:肉搜56203F 11/04 12:24
推 a5648183: 我感覺HR是邊問邊狂翻白眼....204F 11/04 12:24
推 peter308: 可以轉八卦版嗎?????205F 11/04 12:25
推 ppc: 這英文沒很爛啊 挺口語得我覺得 XD206F 11/04 12:25
推 KingKingCold: 這英文超神的,毫無違和感,連廖北鴨的台式英文都翻到位了XD210F 11/04 12:35
推 aggie05: Super☆Risky Stacking212F 11/04 12:36
推 Merkle: 超冒險蓋也可以拿出來靠腰喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
這只會被Apple HR拿來當笑話吧 XDDDDDDDD 根本就超蠢215F 11/04 12:42
推 UenoJoe: 幹我看得懂一半我英文老師要激動到哭了!220F 11/04 12:46
推 PoloHuang: XDDDDDDD
Super risky stacking XDDDDDD221F 11/04 12:46
推 kk8921647: Super☆Risky Stacking..223F 11/04 12:52
推 gmoz: XDDDDD225F 11/04 12:52
噓 Lexus: 濃濃的台式英文227F 11/04 12:59
推 taohua: 有些看不懂 有翻譯嗎?228F 11/04 12:59
推 gmoz: 英文小老師來囉~~~229F 11/04 13:00
→ gn00399745: 我真的看不出來這哪邊寫不好耶 拜託英文好的指點一下我想增進我的英文程度呀qq230F 11/04 13:00
推 ernova831: 全都看的懂的我突然覺得自己英文不錯232F 11/04 13:01
推 damn93: 神串留名235F 11/04 13:04
推 gmoz: 你不知道台灣人口說爛就是愛挑文法小錯誤自以為厲害嗎236F 11/04 13:04
推 wwvvkai: XDDDDDDD237F 11/04 13:05
推 tingjj: 這篇英文很不錯阿,口語又通順,很有臨場感238F 11/04 13:05
推 Uingu: 不要小看BBS喔,甚至更古老的IRC,在暗黑世界都是被廣泛使用的喲239F 11/04 13:06
→ giveme520: 英文好的可以修正一下嗎 不要藏在推文裡ZZZZZ242F 11/04 13:07
推 shampoopoo: Super Risky Stacking 可當必殺技名XD243F 11/04 13:09
推 ARTORIA: 美國人都用國中程度的單字交談嗎= =?244F 11/04 13:10
推 frankloue: sows sows cry at night. XD247F 11/04 13:12
推 qmomo10187: 我之前乖乖照文法講就被嗆chinese pizza了,不然勒250F 11/04 13:13
→ winter0723: 而且obov罵的有指特定對象,把他的系列文翻成英文給對方看251F 11/04 13:14
→ yoyodio: 跪求母豬抵制潮A,潮A不是母豬們的STYLE253F 11/04 13:14
推 tokinosora: Super☆risky stacking!!258F 11/04 13:20
推 CDing: 笑死259F 11/04 13:38
推 z5582143: Super Risky Stacking, with a star in the middle.260F 11/04 13:40
推 solitaryjust: winter0723覺得弱不會自己翻一篇,批評誰不會,不要只會嘴砲別人261F 11/04 13:47
推 alex01: 這真的嗎XDDDDD263F 11/04 13:47
推 tyifgee: 森77777777266F 11/04 13:54
推 mojono: 超☆冒險蓋267F 11/04 13:58
推 penny1and1: 冒險蓋! 森77到去國外告洋狀,大開眼界!268F 11/04 14:04
→ lwlt1995: Super☆Risky Stacking271F 11/04 14:49
推 b02502073: Super Risky Stacking <3273F 11/04 14:50
推 bitcch: 靠北笑死wwww275F 11/04 15:07
推 grass30630: Body size rur ㄦ with a star in the middle278F 11/04 15:37
推 adm123: 終於搞懂Super☆Risky Stacking = =279F 11/04 16:07
推 GDUNICORN: uper☆Risky Stacking <3280F 11/04 16:07
→ adm123: 查中文搞不懂,看這篇原文才搞懂...281F 11/04 16:08
→ gm00649989: Super☆Risky Stacking282F 11/04 16:11
推 a760981: 一般對話本來就不會用到文法了 是沒出國過膩?283F 11/04 16:15
推 eterbless: Super☆Risky Stacking 憋笑很痛苦XDDDDDDDDD286F 11/04 17:10
推 violin3316: Super☆Risky Stacking291F 11/04 18:23
推 HSUININ: 馬der 看一次笑一次 看兩次笑一打293F 11/04 19:05
推 Cactusman: Super☆Risky Stacking296F 11/04 19:45
推 peter308: " Yenchao" 讓我笑很久,不知道為啥297F 11/04 19:48
推 minacoco: Super☆Risky Stacking299F 11/04 21:21
→ MK12: 笑了XDDD301F 11/05 01:13
推 eighties: 笑到岔氣XD
plz allow me to Super☆Risky Stacking. Let it go on.302F 11/05 03:13
→ Delisaac: 現在才發現原po的確翻錯了! 是Yenchou不是Yenchao XDDD305F 11/05 07:40
--