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標題 [討論] (代貼) 男友愛愛時很戲劇化
時間 Sun Feb 19 22:20:08 2012



如題

我跟男友剛認識不久

平常看起來都感覺蠻正常的....為人也蠻不錯的


但是有一點真的讓我覺得很奇怪


最近一次跟我男友第一次愛愛 我們選在情人節那天去他家愛愛

後來他說他準備了一些做愛的音樂

後來把我眼睛矇上後

他突然放起了歌劇魅影的音樂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S88rkpPu8_g
Sarah Brightman & Antonio Banderas - The Phantom Of The Oper - YouTube Sarah Brightman & Antonio Banderas - The Phantom Of The Opera

 


之後我好奇把眼睛布拿掉之後 映入眼簾的畫面還真有點詭異


我看到我男友戴著面具慢慢的走向我......問了我一句













「你準備好了嗎 我的莎拉布萊曼」


聽到這句話我真的有點不知道該笑還是尷尬


後來愛愛的感覺和過程真的覺得怪怪的

過程他一直 :sing to me~~~~~~~~  我也只能配合他演出...叫給他看

尤其是結尾音樂是高分貝升key 我當時也不知道該不該叫的像海豚


只能說這是我這輩子覺得最妙的性經驗



想跟大家版友討論一下 你們有遇過這麼戲劇化的男友嗎??


該不會我下次做愛要演髮膠明星夢吧

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推 peculiarkay:這是cosplay吧1F 02/19 22:31
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推 CatAnna:XDDDD  順便問一下 是有配合節奏嗎XD7F 02/19 23:05
推 panther0909:會不會下次的戲碼是福爾摩斯XDDDDD8F 02/19 23:07
推 fzxcvbna:天啊  太好笑了9F 02/19 23:10
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推 singarst:XDDDDDDDDD 太白吃了啦XD11F 02/19 23:16
→ SB7827:該不該叫的像海豚....我笑了12F 02/19 23:16
→ apiacere:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD13F 02/19 23:23
推 leochang:有笑... 請問大家,這樣是加分還是扣分呀??14F 02/19 23:25
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→ PUPUYU:海豚音嗎哈哈哈25F 02/20 00:09
推 BLT:這個太好笑了，高潮時是不是要合唱一下inside my/ur mind？！26F 02/20 00:11
推 qazswx:福爾摩斯: 我的華生，你準備好了嗎(≧<>≦)27F 02/20 00:17
→ cute1314:哈哈哈哈哈哈 看到沙拉布萊曼就笑了28F 02/20 00:21
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推 ffwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD35F 02/20 00:54
推 yuanjeff:笑了36F 02/20 01:03
推 hsiaotim:笑歪了37F 02/20 01:06
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推 deathcomet:XD39F 02/20 01:16
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推 QQ5566:....................................................43F 02/20 01:36
推 YHank:幹XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD44F 02/20 01:37
推 livtyler0828:這...哪招啊？XDDDDD45F 02/20 01:37
→ YHank:這個可以寄去SOD了，A片都很少看過那麼好笑的XDXDXDXDXD46F 02/20 01:37
推 ypla:我大笑了XDDDD47F 02/20 02:02
→ SHOOTA:你可能要準備金色假髮 棕色捲髮....48F 02/20 02:28
推 mikiecat:我很久沒看過這麼好笑的文了，莎拉布萊曼跟海豚好經典XD49F 02/20 02:31
推 fzxcvbna:愛愛的時候他有戴面具嗎50F 02/20 02:42
推 SarahLin:幹 太好笑了!!! 笑到耳朵都紅了 XDDDDD51F 02/20 02:43
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推 MichaelKiske:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD53F 02/20 03:21
推 G9G200:哈哈哈  這樣還做得下去 元PO很敬業54F 02/20 03:59
推 zvezda:肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD55F 02/20 04:28
推 erining:好有戲XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD56F 02/20 04:44
→ momoforever:太嗨了~~~~~~~~~57F 02/20 05:16
推 runemagic:三小啊XDDDDDDDDDD58F 02/20 07:37
推 team5566:抱歉！看到海豚我就XDXDXD..59F 02/20 08:08
推 scorpio0920:差點把早餐噴出來! 好笑!60F 02/20 08:51
推 RickyOrange:sing for me 啦 不是 sing to me61F 02/20 08:57
推 mmmbop:sing my angel of music! sing!
my power over you grows stronger n stronger...62F 02/20 09:07
推 JackaLMeI:這道是哪招啊？ XDDDDDDD64F 02/20 09:16
推 mmmbop:http://goo.gl/L1N8b 奇異的愛愛音樂來囉65F 02/20 09:18
Phantom of the Opera- Sarah Brightman and Steve Harley - YouTube Music Video for Phantom of the Opera featuring Sarah Brightman and Steve Harley (thanks everyone who corrected me, sorry it took so long to fix the mistake)

 
推 appleIII:有笑有推66F 02/20 09:38
推 kreuz737373:XDDDD67F 02/20 09:39
推 beautydai:超有趣XDDDDDDD68F 02/20 10:50
推 beyondthee:.........................69F 02/20 11:15
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※ LANEY821:轉錄至看板 joke                                        02/20 11:52
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對不起 我在幸災樂禍XDDD    誰叫你不看板規XDDD71F 02/20 11:59
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推 kazetatsu:男友是K大吧!!75F 02/20 13:15
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推 Neeny:很好奇 男生一直帶著面具嗎? XD92F 02/20 16:32
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→ DareJ:噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈100F 02/20 17:56
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→ ethanshih:莎拉布萊曼XDDDDDDDD104F 02/20 18:46
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→ beyondthee:SING TO ME!!!!!
SING TO ME !!! FUCK ME!! @@106F 02/20 19:31
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→ keiiy49:有笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDD115F 02/20 21:35
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推 Virgil:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMPvlHEjDz0 我只想到這個118F 02/20 22:10
爆笑費翔 - YouTube
九孔模仿費翔 超爆笑的啦~

 
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→ DareJ:最近性板都就可化120F 02/20 22:23
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推 tact:昨天在男友家要作愛時　電腦本來也是放著歌劇魅影的原聲帶
我問他要不要先把音樂關掉 結果他說轉小聲就好 就這樣作了...124F 02/20 22:36
推 odahawk:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMYGEK_aJhw 我只想到這126F 02/20 22:45
You can't touch me! / ¡No puedes tocarme! - YouTube
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推 gs1458:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD+128F 02/20 23:16
→ odahawk:我的可是搭配音樂的真正肉搏戰129F 02/20 23:21
推 hornybeast:女生都不搞這種情趣的嗎130F 02/20 23:46
推 osir:「你準備好了嗎 我的莎拉布萊曼」XDDDDDDDDDDD131F 02/20 23:48
推 hornybeast:女生還可以假高潮 女生放這個 男生鐵定軟掉132F 02/21 00:01
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推 wubai258:這個也太好笑!!!!!!我腦海中會浮現九孔的臉耶!!135F 02/21 02:03
→ chiick:這樣還做得下去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD136F 02/21 02:38
推 uwmtsa:http://s3.broadway.com/photos/original/1.166243.jpg137F 02/21 03:01
 
→ howshaw:XDDDDDDDDD138F 02/21 03:08
推 hornybeast:我發現女生會吐曹男生愛玩cos sex版討論卻很少
是丟臉死穴嗎139F 02/21 03:15
推 uwmtsa:[新招] 男友愛愛時很歌劇化141F 02/21 04:35
推 galaxy5247:http://imgur.com/Pfzck142F 02/21 10:33
 
推 knvb1001:笑了143F 02/21 10:37
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推 ElvesDaniel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD146F 02/21 12:07
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推 pegtom:not yet 布萊德~~150F 02/21 15:44
推 kerbi:幹快笑死了looooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!151F 02/21 17:23
→ stilh:女K大出現了～（以前也有位超會分享cos心得的K大）152F 02/21 17:26
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推 flyseatw:只能給個讚～哈～157F 02/21 23:25
推 dcskate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD158F 02/21 23:59
推 bluesea7731:槓!笑到被口水嗆到,咳不停....槓....159F 02/22 01:35
推 Misako:這真的不是豪洨嗎？太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD160F 02/22 03:36
推 eggdoegg:太扯了!!! 要是女生這樣子跟我說   我聽到會軟屌161F 02/22 12:01
推 trunnerko:扯了XD162F 02/22 12:26
推 honeydoll:笑到翻過去  XDDDDDDDDD163F 02/22 12:39
推 au55:這甚麼拉!!! 笑死了164F 02/22 13:01
推 marco0103:不好意思  我笑翻了165F 02/22 15:29
推 sakuryo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我快笑屎了166F 02/22 15:33
推 yuiop0929:  太妙了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!167F 02/22 16:41
→ alotofjeff:怎麼不是my angle of music?168F 02/22 17:29
推 odeliacher:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啥啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!169F 02/22 21:21
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推 iloveben75:太愛演了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD171F 02/23 01:03
推 CygnusSR125:太好笑了XDDDDDDD172F 02/23 01:08
→ fally:還好半夜沒有其他人在家 我在床上笑的跟白吃一樣XDDD173F 02/23 01:17
推 diana9516619:太好笑了XDDD174F 02/23 02:19
推 lavuna:你居然還可以配合...我的話就笑到滾在地上無法繼續175F 02/23 11:02
推 lingyar:這太好笑了!!!!!!!!!176F 02/23 17:23
推 k1084134:瞬間噴笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD177F 02/23 18:52
推 cathome35:你怎麼還可以繼續!!!! 我一定會笑死阿XDDDD178F 02/23 18:56
推 forrest12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD179F 02/23 19:17
推 momochan035:我整個笑翻了!!!XDDDDDDDDD180F 02/23 20:48
推 lovekwen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD181F 02/24 09:46
推 twelvechen:我在上班  是要我憋笑到死嗎? 哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD182F 02/24 11:19
推 jaron0620:太好笑了!!!183F 02/24 15:09
推 nicetokey:我只能給1了184F 02/24 15:27
推 flyandfree01:哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDD185F 02/24 20:14
推 neawen:我超有畫面 救命XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD186F 02/24 20:33
推 hate56:有夠幽默的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD187F 02/24 21:07
推 carolwu18:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD188F 02/24 23:17
推 jenny200638:笑死我了!!!!!!!XD189F 02/25 00:39
推 airbluesee:哈哈~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD190F 02/25 00:55
推 yrrhc:XDDDDDDDDDD191F 02/25 03:58
推 laluz:XDDDDDDDD 可是你竟然還做得下去！！太偉大了！！192F 02/25 14:33
推 hiiragizawa:朝聖 XDDDDDD193F 02/25 14:33
推 ScorpionLing:ㄏㄚ..ㄏㄚ..ㄏㄚ..ㄏㄚ..ㄏㄚ..>///<..194F 02/25 16:28
推 jashenn:超令人發笑到底怎麼結束的XDDDDDD195F 02/25 17:31
推 a246811:超好笑196F 02/26 00:25
推 MIMIMON:唉唷威呀笑死我了XDDDD197F 02/26 00:40
推 sky1229:人格分一烈198F 02/26 04:18
推 JackDou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD199F 02/26 19:34
推 miboo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD200F 02/27 11:51
推 cherryJJ:太誇張了我會配合不來吧!沒遇上過！！201F 02/27 14:25
推 smallfay:我快笑死了!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD202F 02/27 19:39
→ cookiebar:XD203F 02/27 22:49
推 macefindu:瞬間噴飯..........204F 02/28 12:36
推 logisticQ:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 如果是我大概當場笑到不能繼續..205F 02/28 12:45
推 didolydia:這太好笑了啦...!!!!206F 02/28 14:24
推 guestcubic:這可以貼笨版了!!笑到我肚子都痛了....207F 02/28 18:44
推 sandy0717c:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了208F 02/28 23:34
推 shyidiot:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD209F 03/01 02:10
推 Cindy0119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD210F 03/01 02:10
推 Plaka:以後聽到這首歌都會想到這篇了 笑到肚子痛停不下來XDDDD211F 03/03 02:09
推 IamLV:對不起... 我真的笑慘了XDDDD212F 03/06 01:32
推 x018810x:笑慘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD213F 03/07 09:07
推 youthfulgirl:笑慘了我 停不下來XDDDDD214F 03/08 04:14
推 a908350614:這對女生來講不是情趣吧XDDD笑死~~~該不該叫得像海豚XD215F 03/21 23:30
推 barmei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD216F 03/30 08:53
推 hungkuang:太好笑了217F 05/12 02:22
推 Victoria:要不笑場做完真苦了你耶218F 05/25 18:35
推 ohlajun:太爆笑了....肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDD
而且明明就是克莉絲汀，什麼莎拉布萊曼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD219F 07/17 15:43

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