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作者 Knuckles (站長 那克斯)
標題 Emma希望與大家說的話 《翻譯大全》
時間 2011年01月17日 Mon. PM 04:04:55


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作者 wearytolove (奪真書生A.W.)
標題 [校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
時間 Mon Jan 17 00:10:02 2011



以下內容是由Emma朋友轉寄給板主,板主協助代發
已確認文章應由Emma本人發出無誤。
看這篇文章時,希望大家放下對種族的偏見,
也平等看待所有先出現與後出現的資訊,謝謝。
有任何問題,可以寄到我的信箱,我會再協助轉寄回去。

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No, I am really shocked!
NONE of it is true
NONE.

But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
and we cannot tell the TRUTH
We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE

My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
in September.

Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!

It was just CRAZY

I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
sensitive"

but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
cuz she knocked ALL the time.

Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.

So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
my room, on my laptop.

And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
That is invasion of privacy right!!

Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
I got really upset.

And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
throughout the whole semester

Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
it.

But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
so that we can talk to you".

It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.

and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.

people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..

Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
She would do anything she could to harrass me


特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
Emma的回答:
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
NO ONE!!!
She has made that up!!!
It is NOT true
but since we do not speak Chinese, we cannot tell the truth on this forum.

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當然,這篇內容與事發第一篇有許多地方兜不在一起,

但如我在一開始所說,希望大家可公平看待先到與後到的資訊,

希望等等10點的會議(要參加者9:30在傅鐘集合)可以有更充份的資訊與結果。



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作者  seavon (Rock to die!)
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: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.
: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE
: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.
不!我感到非常震驚!
沒有半件事是真的...沒有!
但是因為我們不會說中文,所以我們無法在論壇(指PTT?)上說出事實
我們絕對不會做任何事來傷害任何人
我的鄰居從我九月搬進宿舍,就開始敲打牆壁
: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!
: It was just CRAZY
: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"
: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.
每次我跟我的家人用Skype聊天,祝我的祖母生日快樂,或是我要洗澡的時候,只要我有
任何的動作,他就會敲牆壁!

這真是太瘋狂了。
我告訴管理員但是他們只告訴我說:對 ,她是一個非常敏感的女生。
但是我根本沒辦法住在我房間裡,我從來沒覺得放鬆過因為她不停的在敲牆壁。
: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.
: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.
: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!
: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
: I got really upset.
: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester
: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.
即使在半夜都試圖要叫我起床,因為她知道我快睡著了。
禮拜五的下午他又開始敲打了,這時候我正安靜的坐著使用我的桌電,然後我忽然看到
他從我的窗戶看進來!
這根本就是對隱私權的侵害!
因為那是我的房間,她根本沒有權利(未經我同意)來看我的房間!
我覺得很難過
而且其他的交換學生都知道這學期發生的這些瑣事。
每個人都覺得管理袁沒有做出處置是一件很奇怪的事。
: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".
: It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.
: and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
: people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
: Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
: She would do anything she could to harrass me
但是禮拜五晚上我們想:那為什麼我們不能從他的房間看他呢?(因為她對我做了一樣的
事情)所以我們過去敲他的門口而且緩慢的說:嗨,不好意思,可以請你
打開門嗎?我們可以聊一聊
只有一個男生敲門而且沒做任何他捏造出來的瘋狂故事,包含他說的死亡威脅,那真是太
誇張了
而且很顯然的他抱怨每個人
不管是住在他隔壁的、樓上的、樓下的...等等。
去年他有另外一個受害者,而今年的受害者是我。
他會做盡任何他做得到的事情來騷擾我。
: 特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
: Emma的回答:
: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
: NO ONE!!!
: She has made that up!!!
: It is NOT true
: but since we do not speak Chinese, we cannot tell the truth on this forum.
沒有人說過類似的話
沒有任何一個人!
他捏造出來的!
那不是真的!
但是因為我們不會說中文,所以沒辦法在論壇上把實話說出來。



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文章代碼(AID): #1DCp8LON (Gossiping) [ptt.cc] Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
作者  loveevelyn (佑籽)
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: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.
挖金價五驚到
黑咧查某豪洨

: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE
恩溝阮抉會工台灣話
沒法度為嘎低工尾

: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.
: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!
挖a厝邊自從挖搬入來丟一直弄門
打鈣我衝三小伊攏抉弄

: It was just CRAZY
挖低咩起肖阿

: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"
挖五嘎管理阿杯共阿
伊供黑咧妹阿基洗咖敏幹

: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.
: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.
恩溝挖金價凍未條
因為挖睏a習準伊馬抉弄門

: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.
: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!
: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
拜五a習準  伊又勾弄挖a門
我勾跨丟伊a臉大低窗仔門釘管

: I got really upset.
我金抉爽

: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester
: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.
全部a高瓦蛤星攏災訝
管理啊杯攏謀充啥
打給攏乾嘎怪拐

: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".
拜五a習準阮也弄伊a門
掐伊出來
阮家a盪嘎伊工威

 It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.
基五己咧查埔弄伊a門
黑咧查某攏黑白工威

and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
伊溝一直靠夭

Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
She would do anything she could to harrass me.
我伊定恩洗第一a吼伊按呢欺負a郎


特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
Emma的回答:
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
NO ONE!!!
She has made that up!!!
It is NOT true
but since we do not speak Chinese, we cannot tell the truth on this forum.
攏洗伊咧豪洨



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作者  firedeath (人生はプロレス!)              
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私もびっくりしました

アイツが言った事はすべて嘘です。

わたしは中国語が話せないですから(不要噓這種東西拉)

うまく伝えませんでした。

でも、悪い事はしておりません。

9月からずっと部屋の壁を叩いています。

どんなときも、叩いています。

もう我慢できません。

このへやで生活するのは難しかった。

夜中も壁を叩いていました。

そしてついに窓の外から私を覗いてた。

怖い。

ほかの学生もこの事を知ってます

みんなも”なんで管理員は何もやってくれないの?

という疑問があった。

だから金曜日に私たちがやり返した。

”ごめん、ちょっとはなしたいんですが”だけ聞きました。

決して悪い事はしませんでした。

去年はもう一人被害者があったみたい。

今年はこのわたしが被害者になった。




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作者  cwind07 (恐龍時代)                                  
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[翻譯]
七言古詩版
: ----------------------------------------------------------------------
: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.

所言非實且震驚

: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE

不擅中文未能言

: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.

蓬門初使為君敲

: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!
: It was just CRAZY

狂敲即使史凱批

: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"

小二無奈太敏感

: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.

斗室無時能懈防

: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.
: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.

午夜夢迴惱人眠
週末仍敲筆電前

: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!

暮然回首現窗前

: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
: I got really upset.

探頭張望驚欲狂

: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester

此事遍傳交換生

: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.

眾覺詭行小二晾

: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".

仿其現窗欲同言

: It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.

僅有一人無去死

: and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
: people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..

含怨訴苦遍街坊

: Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
: She would do anything she could to harrass me

犧牲非獨我一人

: 特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
: Emma的回答:
: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
: NO ONE!!!
: She has made that up!!!
: It is NOT true

無人大順她自創



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作者  gmoz (  This can't do that. )      
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稟大人,小人本住在台女的旁邊, 房中有酒又有奴,生活樂無邊。
誰知那台籍女,他蠻橫不留情, 勾結櫃台目無天,踢我牆壁吵我眠。
我起身跟他來翻臉,慘被他中文來打扁,
我奶奶生日要快樂,反被她擾進了房間, 吵了我一百遍,一百遍,
最後她下線遺恨人間。

他還將我家人,逐出死蓋闢,流落到江邊。
我為求得好眠,只有獨自忍耐在床前。
誰知那台女,他實在太陰險 知道此情形,竟親身來暗算,
站我陽台曝露在窗前,小人身壯健,殘命得留存,
朋友得知他氣歸天!此恨更難填。
為求反霸凌,只好賣身為奴自做賤。
一邊勤找人,一邊發這篇,
發誓要把汙名反,手刃仇人意志堅。
從此中文字典伴身邊,我銘記此仇不共載天!



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作者  ulycess (ulycess)
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一鬧二闖,不知三規四律五戒,竟叫七八九人恐嚇,十分大膽

十言九謊,求得八人七言六證,搓破五四三個謊言,一敗塗地



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作者  sakuya312108 (由美)                    
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非也,吾大驚。
彼之言無一為真,無一為真。

然無奈何,吾等不通漢文,無以言。
亦不能述其實。

吾等實無傷人之意。

彼自吾九月入住以來,日日叩吾牆,
思蓋批時叩之,賀祖母壽誕叩之,浴亦叩之,
吾一動則彼必叩之。

喪亂心智,誠擾也。


吾亦嘗語於門房,門房曰:彼女纖敏,慎勿怪。
吾實不勝彼擾,難作息於吾室。
況彼旦夕叩吾牆,三更依然,恐其知吾欲寢而醒吾。

元月十四,吾於室內弄電腦,彼復叩之。
而後忽現其面於吾窗。
吾室乃私室,何以彼得擅窺之!

怒甚。
番生有他者,知此事,亦怒甚。
言何以連月門房俱無動作。

元月十四夜,
吾等意彼既侵吾,以其人之道還治其身,亦非過也。
故越陽台叩其窗曰:「可否開窗談之?」

此敲窗事,僅一男為之,吾等亦無踰矩之舉。
然彼竟妄言造假,誠昏也。

況彼常怨鄰人喧鬧者,
不分東西上下四鄰,
去年已有一鄰人遭難,而今為吾慘受其害。

至於威嚇云云:

無人威嚇於彼,無人。
乃其妄言,全無真語。
奈吾等不通漢文,無可言其實也。



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作者  loveevelyn (佑籽)                  
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: ----------------------------------------------------------------------
: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.

或許我是被嚇著了吧,

那謊言如蟬翼般易破。


: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE
: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.

還記得那是個微涼的午後,

我獨自一人抬著行李箱進入了台灣大學的宿舍,

開始了交換學生的第一天,

沒想到隔壁竟然有個邪佞的鄰居,

不斷的輕敲著我的房門,

她想對我做什麼?

我不懂 ..

那是我第一次失眠。

: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!

不僅如此,她也常常打斷我和家人的連絡,

就連我沐浴的時候她也敲著門,

她是否將電腦鍵盤裝置在我的房門上了呢?

我懷疑著。

: It was just CRAZY

我的壓力大到快受不了。

: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"
: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.
: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.

我向管理員叔叔告知了這件事情,

「那位女房客只是比較纖細敏感而已」他輕蔑的笑著。

但我快無法在那裏頭繼續生活下去了!

我需要睡眠..

但不行,

只要我一入睡那噩夢般的叩叩聲將向我襲來


: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.
: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!
: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!

一月十五日   星期六

她又扣門了,

這次是我正在用筆記型電腦的時候。

我甚至能看到她的臉顯現在窗戶上!

這是侵犯隱私權嗎?!

: I got really upset.

我幾近崩潰。

: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester
: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.

其他交換學生也為我打抱不平,

但是對於管理員都沒有什麼處置這件事情,

大家都覺得有些奇怪,

難道其中另有隱情?


: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".

我們決定調查個清楚,

在同一天,我們也敲了她的門,

想看看到底怎麼回事。

: It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.

沒想到她竟然發了瘋似的,

到處向其他人亂說話,

他們或許是同一份子。

: and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
: people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
: Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
: She would do anything she could to harrass me

我不會是第一個受害者,也不會是最後一個,

在我的生命還未完結之前,

我想她會繼續敲著我的房門 ..

: 特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
: Emma的回答:
: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
: NO ONE!!!
: She has made that up!!!
: It is NOT true
: but since we do not speak Chinese, we cannot tell the truth on this forum.

等等各位,

我的房門又響起叩叩聲了,

這真是個不平靜的夜晚 ...

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《詩經.台風.愛瑪》

 驚兮懼兮 人也無良

 眾子咎我 怒而讎之

 驚兮懼兮 語也無通

 何以言對 避而遠之


 入於學舍 隔鄰讎我

 說親道熱 敲其牆也

 念鄉懷母 敲其牆也

 既敲我牆 又窺我窗

 入於學舍 殆將狂也


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※ 引述《l0000000 (一千萬)》之銘言:
: ----------------------------------------------------------------------
: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.

我很震驚,在我記述的故事當中,能夠令我震驚的事情不多,但我想這次可以排在前幾名

這一切都不是事實,至少不能用現在的科技或地球人的觀點來解釋

: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE

我精通世界上各國語言,包含一總極少人會西藏康巴族人的鼓語,但我不會中文
而且我也無法以不夠科學的科學來解釋這個真相科不科學
雖然我脾氣不好而且自幼受過嚴苛的中國武術訓練,但我不會任意去傷害別人


: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.
: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!


這個故事是從九月開始,我感受到我隔壁的鄰居從入住之後就激烈的敲打牆壁
(這裡提到的鄰居,我那時候還不確定他是否為外星人,所以先用鄰居稱呼之
關於這個鄰居的背景,在我另一個記敘會提到)

每次跟遠在中國的好友透過加密的網路電話連線時或是跟我祖母道賀
生日時,都可以感受到隔壁的鄰居在激烈的敲打牆壁,我本來對聲音就極度敏感,
但對於習武者來說,激烈這兩個字在用法上會有所保留,在這裡我形容激烈
,可想而知是相當激烈.

(這裡提到的網路電話是有一次的故事當中,
跟好友為了保持不受干擾的連線,而特地使用的,在地球上應該沒有
任何人可以截取相同的頻道)

: It was just CRAZY


這個激烈的聲響幾乎要使我瘋狂,我受過嚴格的武術訓練,對於保留
自我的意志相當有一套,所以我不確定那聲響是否帶有現今無法解釋的科技
在裡面
: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"


我一向很低調,所以我採取一般社會的處理方式,也就是告訴管理員
但管理員只說這個鄰居比較敏感,我不確定管理員的狀況是否正常,
但我確定這個聲響肯定不尋常
: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.
: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.

我沒辦法在房間裡面自由生活,我感到非常不自在,對於生存,我自然是
有我的一套方法,包括在最嚴酷的寒山上,或是地下幾萬呎我都待過
(這在我的另外幾個記敘當中),可是這次我睡不著,因為隔壁的鄰居
試圖用我目前還無法解釋的方法吵醒我

: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.
: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!
: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
: I got really upset.


星期五我在使用電腦的時候他終於來敲了門,並且我看到他的臉,至少當下
我認為是人的臉孔,他正在偷窺我,有能力偷窺我的人並不多,也只有我
心中有數的那幾個,但他們知道我的脾氣所以不會這麼做

我知道其中一定有非常的理由,一時之間也無法設想。確然明知道非常不禮貌,可是還是只
能盯著他看,目光竟然無法從他的臉上移開。
: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester
: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.

我向幾個我的好友敘述這段事情,他們都是很有能力的人

而管理員沒做任何事情也讓我的幾個好友覺得這件事情更加不尋常
至少沒辦法用地球上的科學來解釋

: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".


我們敲了他的門,我忍住我的脾氣說:不好意思,請妳開個門,我們有話想跟妳說
我不確定對方聽不聽得懂我的語言,也或許他們不需要靠言語來溝通
這在我的另幾個記敘有提到.

熟悉我故事的朋友,都知道我會很客氣的說出這段話,已經是很不容易
,我已試圖做出最大的讓步

在當時,我絕對料不到事情下一步的發展竟然會是那樣!
: It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.
: and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
: people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
: Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
: She would do anything she could to harrass me

而事實上只有我一個好友敲門,我想她向她的同類們所說的話並不是事實
也許不同生物對於社交的感知是不太一樣,但我想我見過百種奇怪生物
,這已經是我很大的讓步

我更是大惑不解,去年我的另一個鄰居也受到他的侵犯,但這次換我,我仍然試圖
去理解原因,這件事情實在是太怪,我需要把這件事情弄清楚



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: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.
「好的,哲青,剛剛Emma說她被嚇到了,而且當事人說的話
沒有一句是真的,在歷史上是不是也發生過類似的事情?」

: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE
「沒錯,寶傑。這件事情發生在元朝期間,有一群從歐洲來的商人,
被當地的居民誣陷是強盜,還被抓了起來。但是他們不懂中文,沒
辦法為自己辯駁,他們將這件事情寫在草紙上,埋在監房的角落,
被現代人給找出來,才還他們清白。他們在之後被流放,沒人知道
他們的下落。」

: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.
: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!
: It was just CRAZY

「剛剛哲青說得很好,那我再補充一點。」
「友驊兄請說。」
「其實Emma在這之後有講,從她九月搬進台大宿舍之後,她隔壁的鄰
居就開始敲她的牆,而且連她在用Skype跟奶奶說生日快樂的時候、甚
至是洗澡的時候都不放過,像這種事情實在是很過份。」
「很過份是嗎?」


: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"
: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.
「最過份的是管理員,當Emma去反應鄰居影響她作息的時候,他什麼也不做。」
「等等,友驊,你剛剛說管理員置之不理?」
「千真萬確,這件事情只有三個人知道,一個人是管理員,一個人是我,另一個
我不能說。」

: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.
: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.
: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!
「好,現在Emma講到她連晚上都會被吵醒,還看到有張臉出現在她窗戶前,
請問皓平,像這樣子的恐怖體驗會給人什麼影響?」

「好,請大家看看這張照片,這是Emma當時在房間打電腦,我跟她合照的情
形。我們可以看到窗戶的這個角落有張人臉,請攝影大哥把它放大,現在大
家看得很清楚,這張臉的表情很哀怨,很恐怖,好像有沈冤未雪。然後大家
注意Emma的表情,她看起來很驚恐,我當時很確定她受到驚嚇。後來…」

「皓平你先等一下,江教授,你在這張照片裡有沒有看出什麼端倪?」

: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
: I got really upset.
: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester
: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.
「皓平兄說得很精準,但是有一點可能沒注意到,就是為什麼這張照片裡
除了Emma,沒有人注意到窗戶的那張臉。那我想這是是不是有可能是外星
人的腦波操縱,把影像投射到Emma的腦海裡,碰巧被攝影機捕捉到。」

「但是除了其他的留學生,管理員並沒有注意到有異狀。」

「那麼也許,也許我們可以假設管理員是外星人。」

: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".
: It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.
: and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
: people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
: Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
: She would do anything she could to harrass me
: 特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
: Emma的回答:
: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
: NO ONE!!!
: She has made that up!!!
: It is NOT true
: but since we do not speak Chinese, we cannot tell the truth on this forum.
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: 當然,這篇內容與事發第一篇有許多地方兜不在一起,
: 但如我在一開始所說,希望大家可公平看待先到與後到的資訊,
: 希望等等10點的會議(要參加者9:30在傅鐘集合)可以有更充份的資訊與結果。
其他我翻不出來,Toilet只有考五百多分。



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: : ----------------------------------------------------------------------
: : No, I am really shocked!
: : NONE of it is true
: : NONE.

她很震驚。

自西域到中原,再從中原到這個東南之島。

這麼多年的江湖闖蕩,她,從來沒有這麼震驚。

震驚有時候比不震驚還要困難得多。

她的手從來不曾抖過,就算在與西門吹雪那驚天動地的一戰時,她也不曾抖過。

但這次她卻因為突如其來的震驚,引的握著劍柄的手微微發抖。

一個人活著,她才會哭,會笑,會高興,會悲傷,也會震驚,要不,就沒有意思。


: : But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: : and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: : We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE

她心理喊著。

但她無言。

有時候當你有全世界最多的話要講時,你反而一個字都說不出來。

也有時候是因為眾人都聽不懂你講的話。

她從來不主動挑釁任何門派。

她也從來不曾想過要去傷害任何人。

但往往拔劍的瞬間,總是在你最不想拔劍傷人的時候。


: : My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the d\
orm
: : in September.
: : Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthda\
y or
: : took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!

她住進客棧已經四個月了。

從她住進來時,隔壁的姑娘就時常來敲門。

也許是錦衣衛,也許是少林寺的高手,但姑娘練的是當年威鎮八方的金大俠的太子神功,
聽聲辨位的功夫著實了得。

每當她放飛鴿傳書給在西域的姥姥,或寬衣解帶,沐浴她那潔白無瑕,豐腴滑嫩的身驅時
,隔壁的姑娘便來敲門。

對一個人了解最深的,常常是他最大的仇人。

這位敵人總是懂得在她最不想聽到敲門聲時,敲門。

但她只聽得到敲門聲,卻看不到那位姑娘。

只有看不見的危險,才是最可怕的。



: : It was just CRAZY

這位姑娘肯定已經瘋了。

只有瘋子才會做出最冷靜的事。

唯有瘋了,你才有辦法講出你心內深處最想說的話,最想敲的門。

這個世界上的人往往都覺得別人都瘋了,只有自己是正常的,但其實他們自己也許才是真
正的瘋狂。


: : I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: : sensitive"

她起身下樓,對店小二說:「等會打點水酒與熟牛肉送來我房。」

店小二含笑不語,兩眼瞇瞇看著她。

她掩不住心裡的慌張,直奪口而出:「請問隔壁的客人是誰?何以一直對我敲門相逼?」

小二道:「是的,那位姑娘是敏感了些。」說完就走回灶房。

他這樣講是甚麼意思?

她只有苦笑。

這間客棧邪門的很,等辦完事,就該立即離開這個小鎮。


: : but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: : cuz she knocked ALL the time.
: : Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asle\
ep.


敲門聲漸漸增多了。

有時她在睡夢中也會被敲門聲驚醒過來。

但她不能表現出驚慌失措的樣子。

因為只有驕傲和自信,才是女人最好的裝飾品。一個沒有信心,沒有希望的女人,就算她
長得不難看,也絕不會有那種令人心動的吸引力。這就正如在女人眼中,只要是成功的男
人,就一定不會是醜陋的。


: : So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: : my room, on my laptop.
: : And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: : That is invasion of privacy right!!
: : Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
: : I got really upset.

在那天下午,隔壁的姑娘又再來敲門。

她恬靜地坐在房裡,暗自運氣以對抗暗藏了太子神功的敲門聲。

忽然,窗戶上出現了一張臉!

這是習武之人的大忌,在別人練功時偷看,偷拳是最下等人的行為。

但往往最下等的人,卻是最成功的人。人常常不屑做那些下等的行為,是因為他們不敢,
而不是他們不想。一個人只要還活著,就難免做些自己本來並不願意做的事﹔每個人一生
中都要做一些他本來不願做的事,他的生命才有意思。


: : And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: : throughout the whole semester
: : Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: : it.

其他住在客棧裡的多是挺胸凸肚的武林豪客,也對隔壁房的太子神功傳人時有耳聞。

尤其是她以高超內力震攝人心的敲門七式。

店小二仍然曖昧著笑著。

這樣笑,直叫人心裡發寒。

: : But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: : window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: : so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: : so that we can talk to you".

這夜,她決定不再等待,在黑夜中決鬥不是她最想見到的狀況。

但是,又有幾場決鬥是她可以自己決定的?

人在江湖,身不由己,這句話雖然老生常談,卻往往是她這種刀口舔血的江湖俠女最真實
的寫照。

由木窗往外面的沙漠望去,夜晚仍然是一片無盡的黑暗。

世上雖沒有永恆的黑暗,卻也沒有永恆的光明,所以人間總有著很多悲慘的故事,產生了
許多許多哀艷的詩賦,淒涼的歌曲。

對方是太子派的高手,這一戰,她也有了必死的決心。

然而,這一生各大小的事,又有哪一次她沒有必死的決心呢?

但是,死,並不如想象中那麼容易,尤其是當一個人被痛苦折磨得太久時,反而不會死亡
。因為他們連勇氣都已被折磨得麻木,也太疲倦了,疲倦得什麼都不想做,疲倦得連死都
懶得去死。

她協同幾個其他門派好手站在門口,氣沉丹田,勁含八脈,運出她七成的內力,往門上衝
出一招「霸王扛鼎」!

但毫無動靜,這一拳像打在綿花上似的。

不止門毫無振動,連一點聲音也沒有。

這時眾人在門口都安靜的等著。等甚麼呢?沒有人知道。


: : It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: : stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.
: : and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
: : people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
: : Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
: : She would do anything she could to harrass me

就在那時候,只見一位青衣書生眼見機不可失,運足內力大吼一聲。

但仍沒有反應。房裡的姑娘像是運起了龜息大法似的。

她知道,這次的決鬥她輸了,她徹底地輸了。

一個人如果要做一件事,最好就不要問它的結局。只該問這件事,是不是應該去做、是不
是值得去做。在做這件事的時候,是不是能夠讓別人快樂,自己振奮!因為生命只不過是
一段過程而已。

結局永遠都不會是可愛的,永遠不會。無論多開心多歡樂多可笑的事,到了結局的時候,
就不開心不可愛了。



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文章代碼(AID): #1DC-Xk6X (Gossiping) [ptt.cc] Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
 作者  sexxes (迷途洨書僮)          
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※ 引述《ReDmango (紅芒果)》之銘言:
: : No, I am really shocked!
:         幹,我真的很震驚!

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: : NONE of it is true
:         沒有一件事是真的
: : NONE.
:         沒有一件

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: : But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
:         但是因為我們不懂中文所以我們根本無法在論壇回應

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: : and we cannot tell the TRUTH
:         所以我們根本無法告訴大眾這個事實
: : We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE
:         我們從來沒有對任何人做出傷天害理的事
: : My neighbour has been knocking on my wall
: : since the day I moved into the dorm in September.
:         九月我搬進宿舍後,她就一直不停的敲牆壁

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: : Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother
: : a happy birthday or
: : took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!
:         每每我要跟我的家人用Skype聊天、祝我奶奶生日快樂甚至是沖澡時,
:         她就會開始敲牆壁!

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: : It was just CRAZY
:         她媽的!

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: : I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: : sensitive"
:         我曾經告訴過管理員這件事,可是管理員只淡淡的說
:         「好啦,她只是有點太敏感。」


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: : but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: : cuz she knocked ALL the time.
:         她無時無刻都在敲牆壁,這樣我玩屁阿?這感覺糟糕透頂!

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: : Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew
: : that I was asleep.
:         就算是午夜時分,她知道我已經熟睡了,她就會把我吵醒
: : So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was
: : sitting quietly in my room, on my laptop.
:         周五下午,當我正在安靜的用我的筆電時,她又開始敲了
: : And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
:         剎那間我居然看到她正透過窗戶看著我!!

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: : That is invasion of privacy right!!
:         這根本就是侵害我的隱私權阿!!
: : Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
:         她根本沒有權力來偷看我的房間!!










: : I got really upset.
:         我感到非常沮喪

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: : And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: : throughout the whole semester
:         其他的交換學生也知道這整個學期所發生的瑣事


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: : Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do
: : something about it.
:         大家都認為管理員對此河蟹根本就太詭異了


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: : But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: : window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
:         週五晚上,我們想說何不去看看她的房間呢,反正她下午也做過一樣的事
: : so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please
: : open so that we can talk to you".
:         所以我們就過去了,首先我們輕輕的敲了一下窗戶然後說:
:         「你好!你可以打開窗戶一下嘛?我們想跟你說一些話。」
: : It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: : stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.
:         這真是太扯了!她居然捏造了一堆差點被推進鬼門關之類的故事
:         當時只有一個男的敲了他的窗戶,也沒有什麼特別的舉動

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: : and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
:         而且她還非常明顯的向每一個人抱怨這件事
: : people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
:         諸如樓頂樓腳之類的閒雜人等她全部都在宣傳這件事

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: : Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
:         去年就有一個人被她這樣搞了,而今年這個倒楣鬼是我!

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: : She would do anything she could to harrass me
:         她極盡所能的做任何可以侵侵犯我的事(因為是harrass)
: : 特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
:         I ask 艾瑪 if she said "你她媽完蛋了" or not!?

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: : Emma的回答:
:         艾瑪 told me:
: : NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
:         沒有任何一個人說過這種話!
: : NO ONE!!!
:         沒有一個人說過!


想轉就轉 不用問^^



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