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1.Yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still
printing.

你媽超胖,我去年聖誕節幫她照了一張像,到現在還沒顯示完


2.Yo mama is so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

你媽超胖,她穿黃色雨衣的時候,大家對她喊"計程車!"


3.Yo mama is so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

你媽超胖,連聖母峰都想攀登她


4.Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.

你媽超胖,她根本不需要網路,她早就橫跨世界了


5.Yo mama is so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move.

你媽超胖,當上帝說"要有光"的時候,他叫你媽走開


6.Yo mama is so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.

你媽超胖,當她去日本的時候,哥吉拉大喊"媽的!"然後逃走了


7.Yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are
Family.

你媽超胖,她去游泳的時候,鯨魚開始唱"我們都是一家人"


8.Yo mama is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

你媽超胖,她都用萬里長城當皮帶


9.Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a
Gameboy.

你媽超胖,她站在任天堂Gamecube(比N64還大台的主機)可以把它踩成Gameboy

(感謝好色龍大專業翻譯指導XD)


10.Yo mama is so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

你媽超胖,你可以打她屁股一巴掌,然後騎在肉震波上










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