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 [無言] 超冏的尾牙主持人

時間 Sat Feb  2 18:51:03 2013


昨天去某公司做尾牙表演

主持人帶動氣氛大喊「業績!」

她說你們要接長紅啊!

於是一片業績!長紅!業績! 長紅

主持人突然大喊「裁員!」


全場一片鴉然.....



主持人說你們要接滾滾啊........

台上台下都超冏的表情....

哪個成語不好接你硬要接財源滾滾....Orz

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jasonkuo515:哈哈哈  先裁了主持人吧02/02 19:11
bulon:狂笑02/02 19:12
seadog00:哈哈   北七XD02/02 19:14
Solitary:XDDDDDDDDD02/02 19:18
Griffith:XDDDD"02/02 19:21
lovetweet:XDD02/02 19:22
kingj15521:好有畫面XDDDDDDDD02/02 19:26
ooooo92012:裁員!XDDD 發生的時候一定一點都不好笑XDDD02/02 19:31
wincecarter:有笑有推XDDDDDDD02/02 19:44
aqurius:有笑有推XDDDDDDD02/02 19:51
CFfisher:好有畫面XDDD02/02 19:56
chingbean:XDDDD02/02 19:56
magic12345:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 19:58
murderice:老闆:計畫可行02/02 20:00
JointBank:其實 就某方面 "裁員"滾滾也沒錯啦02/02 20:00
shamalu:這主持人太白爛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 20:01
wsdykssj:XDDDD02/02 20:02
jshk:故意的啦XD02/02 20:03
hswodesign:爆笑02/02 20:06
PDAN:這太白痴了吧  XD02/02 20:08
dradra25:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈02/02 20:08
ilikebulldog:福委價錢砍太多了,人家不爽整整你們02/02 20:10
TIMPIGTIM:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 20:10
Ruruto49:薪餉四成  裁員滾滾  遭裁禁飽02/02 20:13
exlight0212:哈哈哈 XD02/02 20:14
tran628:大家對關鍵字都很敏感XDDD02/02 20:14
chnet3214:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 20:19
pat96321:XDDDDDDDD02/02 20:26
voyeur:非員工才笑得出來的口誤 XD02/02 20:26
selena131127:主持人好白目XDDD02/02 20:29
meishan31:我想看老闆的表情02/02 20:31
martinmask:老闆說 這你也猜的道 太強02/02 20:32
nrtuzumaki:主持人語畢,下一道菜上全雞,台下員工挫著等02/02 20:36
holysea:今年我們一桌擺三隻雞,希望大家有個美好的夜晚02/02 20:44
cujtw:XDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 20:50
sillywhoever:老闆靈光一閃:對喔~ 裁員滾滾才能財源滾滾啊~~齁呵~
sillywhoever:還加放一盤柳葉魚,擺成放射狀~02/02 20:54
tinyrain:XDDDDD02/02 20:55
kghs118:有笑有推xDDDDDDDD02/02 20:56
toba:太爆笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!02/02 21:04
persuitof:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈02/02 21:05
sunrise26sq:XDDD 太好笑了,可以借轉joke嗎?02/02 21:09
yuan860721:天啊xDDDD02/02 21:10
muchacha13:有笑有推哈哈哈02/02 21:11
kuochieh:XDDDDDDDDDD 先裁了這位主持人在講吧02/02 21:12
a766242001:還以為是主持人北七XD 原來是場誤會02/02 21:12
k1793106:好白目的主持人!XDDDDD02/02 21:15
hirosama:XDDDDDDDDDD02/02 21:18
asdfg567:XD02/02 21:21
Ayakadayo:這主持人好北七XDDDDDD02/02 21:23
pigchu:摔倒~笑翻了:D02/02 21:27
w660:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈02/02 21:27
s0857168:老闆:被你一提 對齁02/02 21:30
e8672596:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 21:31
MadCaro:裁員~~ 滾~~滾~~~ 也沒有錯阿!!02/02 21:38
iscoral:放射狀柳葉魚XDDDDDDDDDD02/02 21:38
love52by2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 21:39
s84667308:好北七的主持人XDDDDDDDD02/02 21:40
meme4848:爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 21:44
reyes2222:笑死XD   裁員後不只是"滾"   還要"滾滾"XDDDDDDDDDD02/02 21:48
fongse:裁員 滾滾 XD02/02 21:49
lightpisces:Ruruto49:薪餉四成  裁員滾滾  遭裁禁飽    這個好笑02/02 21:51
tommy01168:xDDDDDD02/02 21:51
enc06:XDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑02/02 22:01
bbpow:笑翻02/02 22:01
gurgitator:哈哈哈笑到翻過去02/02 22:10
Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:11
sabarod:哈哈哈!02/02 22:13
candy71240:哈哈哈哈哈XDDD 笑到肚子痛02/02 22:14
chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:14
catshouse:超冏吧><02/02 22:19
abs40114:笑到不行XDDD02/02 22:20
adam8520:裁員!!!!!!滾!!!!!滾!!!!!!!!!!02/02 22:22
thepolarstar:T口T別裁員~~~~02/02 22:22
chris1174:白木XDDDDDD02/02 22:33
ray8672:有笑有推XDD02/02 22:34
akanokuruma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:39
orznge:XDDDDDDDD02/02 22:41
judogirl:主持人這個梗想多久了?02/02 22:41
peiring:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:42
forzen112:haha02/02 22:43
tokise:裁員滾滾XDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:49
x007:主持人GJ02/02 22:50
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:54
s94520012002:XDDD02/02 22:56
lonelyport:哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!02/02 22:56
q123736301:這是笨板嗎XDDDDD 好好笑欸02/02 22:57
Mood310400:推 Ruruto49:薪餉四成  裁員滾滾  遭裁禁飽  XD02/02 23:00
shuilu:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:02
sagiko:完全笑出XD02/02 23:04
umpro:我想到某位到聯電尾牙主持人 高喊:讓我們一起喊台積電萬歲XD02/02 23:09

我有早上做1號候選人下午做2號

主持人昏頭在2號的場大喊:我們要投給1號丟摸!!

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jth:哈哈哈~太有畫面了!!02/02 23:11
xufunny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:11
needhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:11
maochou:xDDDDD02/02 23:11
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qaz00147:XDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:16
memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:18
Slash1987:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:19
kingsbitch:XD02/02 23:24
bruce3166:XDDDD02/02 23:28
downloadboy:有梗XDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:38
kiwimonkey:哈哈哈哈好有畫面阿XDDDDD02/02 23:41
qaz2230:超~~~~好笑哈哈哈哈02/02 23:43
Pfjf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:43
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:54
Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:55
Tenging:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 00:02
bk4au:選舉場那個有誇張XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 00:03
kiwivino1023:XDDDDDDDD02/03 00:08
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muchacha13:哈哈哈哈哈哈02/03 00:14
a6170942:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 00:15
kevinner:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 00:23
PPPGGG:這個真的很囧XDDDDD02/03 00:38
Mycard:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 00:41
kuaning:笑死我了XDDDDD02/03 01:02
LonelyLove:哪來的蠢貨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 01:03
sccc0326:說者無心 不過還是很白目 哈哈哈哈哈02/03 01:03
membo:這主持人來亂的02/03 01:08
moraceae:尷尬了XDDDDDDDD02/03 01:11
sylviashue:XDDD好鮮02/03 01:13
karen71014:來人阿請他下台!!02/03 01:21
ShiuanEmma:超好笑 笑死我啦XDDDDDDDDDD02/03 01:26
meimelon:哈02/03 01:34
knightyuan:主持人:你們要接滾滾啊~ XDDDDDDDDD02/03 01:42
panjiongkai:XDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 01:49
k821251993:XDD02/03 01:51
Judicator:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 01:53
gr1031:XD02/03 02:11
aacs0130:囧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 02:18
friend510157:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!02/03 02:23
lovecollyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 02:29
icehost:我整個笑翻02/03 02:34
mnbvc117:XDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 03:41
wwlan:好好笑02/03 07:11
Yie:XDDD02/03 07:20
princessmake:XD02/03 07:50
wisteriaqq:好好笑02/03 09:28
hcmomo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 09:39
umpro:想起來了。 請辜狗 寇乃馨 台積電萬歲02/03 09:52
forgetcry66:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 10:08
johnyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 10:56
u48652004:昨天.........是富邦嗎?XDDDD02/03 11:07
blackeyeo:XDDDDDD02/03 11:11
yl20649:這都是公司的陰謀XDDDD02/03 12:27
cherub56:XDD02/03 12:37
whale1990:XDDDD02/03 12:46
z0779:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd02/03 12:48
peter821201:好笑XD02/03 15:19
folanca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 15:44
KnightZX:XDDDD02/03 15:52
edison1983:....02/03 16:52
pinestudy:朝聖推XD02/03 16:56
lysnicelife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 17:34
orz9573:..........................02/03 17:34
nick04:XDDDD02/03 17:58
cakin:XDD02/03 18:03
mymike12:哈哈02/03 18:16
howshaw:XD02/03 18:38
Blackisgood:裁員滾滾XDD02/03 18:42
klinmmm:XDDDDDDD02/03 18:54
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 19:53
s411044:XDDD02/03 20:17
Follis:Ruruto49:薪餉四成  裁員滾滾  遭裁禁飽    XDD02/03 20:35
lom0120:好可憐XDD02/03 21:14
zoxu:爆了還是要推呀!02/03 21:27
bl00190:好好好好笑耶02/03 21:51
thwm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd02/03 22:18
kjboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 22:30
yjlee0829:有笑有推XD02/03 22:38
missflora:X有笑有推02/03 22:42
genghen:XD02/03 22:53
skeleion:笑死我了 XDDDDD02/03 23:27
Rita007:超好笑XDDDDDDDD02/04 00:02
clairefly:超好笑~~~02/04 00:29
Alexi519:竟然爆了= =還被po上FB轉貼到我看到朋友發XD
Alexi519:我跟他說是我的文章他還不相信XDXD02/04 01:48
kas1846:XDDDDDDDDD02/04 03:55
MrtDM:老闆表示:主持人你要被裁了02/04 06:11

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1樓 時間: 2013-02-02 19:47:09
+1 02-02 19:47
有沒有主持人主持尾牙時被圍毆的哏?
2樓 時間: 2013-02-02 20:21:28
  02-02 20:21
裁員滾滾~~~一江春水向東流
3樓 時間: 2013-02-02 20:31:56
  02-02 20:31
還好是裁員,我還以為是財源呢!呼~~
4樓 時間: 2013-02-02 21:18:01
  02-02 21:18
老闆:公司裁員廣進,真是可喜可賀XDDDDDDDD
5樓 時間: 2013-02-03 00:14:23
  02-03 00:14
XDDDDD
7樓 時間: 2013-02-03 09:29:38
  02-03 09:29
裁完員工,員工當然要滾滾啊 ˊˋ
8樓 時間: 2013-02-03 18:53:13
  02-03 18:53
推笨主持人~~
9樓 時間: 2013-02-03 22:43:35
  02-03 22:43
推笨主持人~~+1
10樓 時間: 2013-02-03 22:53:26
  02-03 22:53
噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
11樓 時間: 2013-02-04 11:20:51
  02-04 11:20
超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12樓 時間: 2013-02-04 11:34:51
  02-04 11:34
有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
13樓 時間: 2013-02-04 13:15:14
  02-04 13:15
同音好凶残!
14樓 時間: 2013-02-04 15:52:24
  02-04 15:52
太好笑了XD
15樓 時間: 2013-02-04 16:54:01
  02-04 16:54
哈哈!!我笑了~~~
16樓 時間: 2013-02-04 20:10:58
  02-04 20:10
主持人為IPLAY DJ 星瀚無誤
17樓 時間: 2013-02-04 23:34:40
  02-04 23:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
18樓 時間: 2013-02-05 01:47:38
  02-05 01:47
老闆表示:誰要你這個時候講出來
19樓 時間: 2013-02-05 11:34:35
  02-05 11:34
阿哈哈哈哈哈XDDD
20樓 時間: 2013-02-07 13:00:43
  02-07 13:00
老闆:這是不能說的咪咪啊..
21樓 時間: 2013-02-14 16:49:46
  02-14 16:49
有笑有推XD
22樓 時間: 2013-02-15 15:25:04
  02-15 15:25
XDDDDDD哈哈~~那主持人也太冷場了吧
24樓 時間: 2013-02-26 11:28:05
  02-26 11:28
哈哈.....大舌頭喔!!
25樓 時間: 2013-02-26 12:03:36
  02-26 12:03
XDDDD 是哪個主持人呀!?
26樓 時間: 2013-02-26 12:27:23
  02-26 12:27
哈哈
27樓 時間: 2013-02-26 13:01:14
  02-26 13:01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD糗大了!!
28樓 時間: 2013-02-26 19:36:40
  02-26 19:36
超有畫面!!!!!!!!
29樓 時間: 2013-02-26 23:16:00
  02-26 23:16
笑翻!!!
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