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 [無言] 打字要注意orz

時間 Thu Apr 11 09:57:44 2013


一日

我在網路購買了某樣東西

在交易結束後

用msn和賣家確認付款方式



賣家:『您可以選擇繳費方式』



我:『你能活到付款嗎?』  (貨到付款)


就在我驚覺不小心打錯字的同時..






賣家:『.....我盡量.....別太久喔....』





真是好賣家XD?



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Seirra:靠邀我笑翻04/11 13:05
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likeselina:賣家:我只是想賣東西QQ04/11 13:26
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eddieada:XD04/11 13:29
sillywhoever:XDDDDDDDDDD 幹嘛威脅人家!!!04/11 13:30
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chshsnail:蠢弊了XDDDDDDDDD04/11 13:54
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cokellen:XD04/11 14:09
skotxy:哈哈哈活到付款 哈哈哈哈哈 我大笑04/11 14:17
j1125387:賣家也太幽默XDD04/11 14:19
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maximal:你能活到付款嗎? XD04/11 14:32
ocew2546:快笑死了XDDDDDD04/11 14:36
Seirra:可以解釋成"你能活到我付款嗎?"04/11 14:38
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chun25486:……XDDD04/11 15:35
chopper0724:哈哈哈賣家好心酸04/11 15:38
pipi511183:原PO活太久賣家會很煩惱嗎XDD04/11 15:38
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psku:太好笑了 話說MSN還存在嗎??印象中不是合併還是怎麼了嗎04/11 17:03
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wwwsamyoui12:超嗆XDD04/11 21:46
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wengmo:笑了04/11 21:48
yaya123734:太好笑了啦!!!!!04/11 21:59
jaming:哈哈哈04/11 22:03
imsmh918:XDDDDDD04/11 22:04
particular:太好笑啦04/11 22:13
ekenkate:我會堅強的活下去的04/11 22:17
dashu07:賣家回答太妙了!!04/11 22:32
wbapple:好過份!哈哈哈哈...04/11 22:38
sillywhoever:還好賣家沒說:來比賽啊~~~ 看誰活得久!!04/11 22:53
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fire415:XDDDDDDDDDD04/11 23:08
share8182:笑到停不了04/11 23:44
eellnn:噗~~好配合的賣家啊!!04/11 23:51
farm467:XDDDDDDDD   這賣家也很妙04/11 23:56
Fonger:選字悲劇有超多案例XDDDD 第一次看到有人認真回應XDD04/12 00:05
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iloveyouever 轉錄至看板 my_time_my_heart (使用連結) 時間:2013-04-11 12:56:38
2樓 時間: 2013-04-11 13:29:35
  04-11 13:29
笑翻XDDDDDD
3樓 時間: 2013-04-11 13:46:42
  04-11 13:46
推你的屁股
4樓 時間: 2013-04-11 13:55:17
+1 04-11 13:55
賣家:好沉重的買家...
5樓 時間: 2013-04-11 13:58:24
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原PO莫名其妙就犯罪了!XD
7樓 時間: 2013-04-11 16:33:31
  04-11 16:33
哈哈哈哈哈,賣家好幽默
8樓 時間: 2013-04-11 16:36:08
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笑翻哈哈哈哈哈哈,賣家要加油活到那時後捏
9樓 時間: 2013-04-11 16:40:48
  04-11 16:40
哈哈哈XD
10樓 時間: 2013-04-11 16:47:44
+1 04-11 16:47
小本生意何苦相逼呢 XD
11樓 時間: 2013-04-11 16:50:06
  04-11 16:50
何必呢? XDD
13樓 時間: 2013-04-11 16:57:23
+2 04-11 16:57
這樣還好啦 我之前傳真給客戶....xx公司保養課x先生收 我寫成...包養課〒▽〒
15樓 時間: 2013-04-11 19:14:03
  04-11 19:14
幽默的賣家
16樓 時間: 2013-04-11 19:20:22
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推賣家的回應, 沒有嚇呆  XDD
17樓 時間: 2013-04-11 21:31:59
  04-11 21:31
差一個音 就差了天差地遠 噴笑 哈哈哈XD
19樓 時間: 2013-04-12 05:25:43
  04-12 05:25
XDDD
20樓 時間: 2013-04-12 13:43:57
  04-12 13:43
還好店家不是回答你~活著真好((箊
21樓 時間: 2013-04-12 15:10:42
  04-12 15:10
XDD
23樓 時間: 2013-04-12 18:05:59
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你活膩了嗎XDD
24樓 時間: 2013-04-13 05:53:33
  04-13 05:53
MSN...關了吧O_O?
25樓 時間: 2013-04-13 12:34:42
  04-13 12:34
那個賣家也真可愛~哈哈
26樓 時間: 2013-04-13 14:07:56
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笑到斷氣wwwwwww
27樓 時間: 2013-04-13 22:11:19
  04-13 22:11
賣家:我是遇到誰跟我買東西了......
28樓 時間: 2013-04-14 10:48:07
  04-14 10:48
賣家好配合XDDDDDDD
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29樓 時間: 2013-04-14 12:29:51
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好買家XDDDDDDDD戳中笑點
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推好買家!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
31樓 時間: 2013-04-15 11:17:14
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貼心賣家
32樓 時間: 2013-04-15 16:00:57
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幽默的好賣家~
33樓 時間: 2013-07-01 14:57:00
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大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!哈阿哈哈哈哈哈
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好賣家 不買嗎XD
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XDDD
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