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作者 kogba (要亂大家來)
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 [ＸＤ] 小明 援交
時間 Mon May 21 21:23:25 2012

最近警察抓援 抓得很兇

可是小明還是抵抗不了誘惑 上網找援交

約了時間 談好價錢 小明就馬上出門了

但沒想到來的確是一隻史前大恐龍  跟妖怪一樣

小明也顧不得這麼多了  反正關燈都一樣  只好硬著＿皮上了

一進房間 小明就把燈關了

做到一半  突然 警察闖了進來(警察看到那恐龍妹也嚇到了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

警察：












　　　騎怪耶你～

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