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※ 本文為 graynoah 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2013-03-06 20:27:54
看板 joke
作者 NTUdude (導正就可風氣)
標題 Re: [XD] 想想八戒死前
時間 Sat Mar  2 19:28:09 2013


※ 引述《leeobba (臺灣巡撫馬英九)》之銘言:
: ※ 引述《miniI58 (戍懶心美)》之銘言:
: : 唐僧一行人來到盤絲洞,唐僧被蜘蛛精捉住,
: : 豬八戒本想營救師父,不料卻被蜘蛛精美色迷惑,
: : 唐僧只好求助孫悟空。
: : 唐僧大喊:「悟空!快來打死這蜘蛛!」
: : 悟空聽到師父求助,
: : 馬上一棒將豬八戒打死
: 八戒死後 師徒三人繼續前行 不料唐僧又被妖怪抓住了
: 妖怪要孫悟空殺掉其中的一個才放他們走 問他啥誰
: 唐僧說:徒兒,不要殺生阿!
: 孫悟空就一棒把沙和尚給打死了

八戒和沙僧死後

悟空又一棒把龍馬打死了

唐僧大怒問悟空:「你怎麼把我的馬打死了」

悟空:吱吱

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有上台湾ptt的吗?请问"吱吱"在台湾是什么意思_娱乐八卦_天涯论坛 最近上ptt看了一下,发现很多人经常讽刺"吱吱","吱吱"在台湾到底是什么意思啊?看ptt的文章似乎"吱吱"是指一类人,而这类人似乎混得比较衰,经常被人拉出来骂.  有人能解释一下"吱吱"的意思吗?还有为什么会用"... ...
 
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2樓 時間: 2013-03-07 18:44:20 (台灣)
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6樓 時間: 2013-03-08 14:52:16 (台灣)
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脊霸婚!!!!XDDDDDDD
8樓 時間: 2013-03-08 17:22:37 (台灣)
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看懂之後後勁好強阿!
9樓 時間: 2013-03-10 22:14:40 (台灣)
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