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※ 本文為 cuteman0725 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2012-01-09 13:42:25
看板 joke
作者 l00000000 (我有一億)
標題 Re: [笑話] 你有一億嗎
時間 Sun Jan  8 22:49:04 2012

※ 引述《LVE (強尼屁股)》之銘言：
:  小明走到一家大銀行
:  小明:你們這銀行有一億嗎
:  經理:不好意思，我們大銀行，我們有五億
:  經理好不容易把銀行庫存現金降到一億
:  過了一個禮拜
:  小明又來到這家銀行
:  經理：為什麼指定要一億呢?
:  小明：如果我要貪，就要貪一億!
誰找我？？
剛剛有人丟水球說就可板有人在找我
呵呵呵呵

在此我大聲的喊

這隻不是分身!!!!用了四五年了!!!!!
下方為我的大印

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▕我有▏
▕一億▏
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