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作者 標題 [猜謎] 喬丹去麥當勞
時間 Tue Oct 8 15:24:31 2013
喬丹去麥當勞吃大麥克
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推 :1513 Stone of Jordan was sold to Merchant1F 10/08 15:30
→ :Die, time to die.2F 10/08 15:48
推 :Welcome to Summoner's Rift3F 10/08 17:40
推 :Izual: Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!4F 10/08 17:44
推 :Professor:You can not pass!!!5F 10/08 17:59
推 :Today is good day to diet6F 10/08 18:01
推 :I am a skydragon man from Taipei.7F 10/08 18:18
推 :Not even death can save you from me.8F 10/08 18:54
推 :A Summoner has Disconnected.9F 10/08 18:54
→ :rock on10F 10/08 19:00
推 :do you hear the people sing11F 10/08 19:00
→ :nothing can hold me back12F 10/08 19:01
推 :Do you ?????? wan ga~13F 10/08 19:05
→ :do you want to wan ga~14F 10/08 19:09
推 :it's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A~~~15F 10/08 19:11
推 :Is it good to drink?16F 10/08 19:11
推 : Suck My Ass !!!!!!!! Or/*\17F 10/08 19:13
推 :Go Go power ranger18F 10/08 19:14
→ :Suck my ball19F 10/08 19:16
推 :Sorry20F 10/08 19:18
推 :sorry I'm your real father21F 10/08 19:21
推 :WHat The FUCK?22F 10/08 19:22
推 :Who is your daddy?23F 10/08 19:23
推 :What's the fox say?24F 10/08 19:24
推 :Your magic is mine!!25F 10/08 19:27
推 :how do you turn this on?26F 10/08 19:27
推 :Her father permise her the angle of the music27F 10/08 19:28
推 :I believe i can fly28F 10/08 19:30
推 :wtf29F 10/08 19:31
推 :Revenge is a dish better served cold30F 10/08 19:31
推 :Nmmmmmmm nmmmmmmm nmmmmmmm cow! Gi Cher fa bu don.31F 10/08 19:32
推 :How do you turn this on32F 10/08 19:34
推 :greedisgood33F 10/08 19:34
推 :我還以為我走錯版....34F 10/08 19:34
推 :ptt in english35F 10/08 19:35
推 :HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!!36F 10/08 19:36
推 :到底發生什麼事37F 10/08 19:37
推 :destroya!!!!38F 10/08 19:37
推 :What happend?39F 10/08 19:39
→ :Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis40F 10/08 19:39
→ : 一堆英文誰看得懂...41F 10/08 19:39
推 :這個板偶爾會發生這種邪教運動42F 10/08 19:42
推 :我就知道一定會有how do you turn this on43F 10/08 19:43
推 :a pan is a man44F 10/08 19:43
推 :will the circle be unbroken45F 10/08 19:46
噓 :Where is the haha point??46F 10/08 19:46
推 :\mayaman/\mayaman/\mayaman/\mayaman/\mayaman/\mayam47F 10/08 19:48
推 :What is "haha point"? Is that the point make48F 10/08 19:51
推 :Demacia!!!!!!!!!!!!!149F 10/08 19:51
→ :people laugh?50F 10/08 19:51
推 :I wanna shoot something/51F 10/08 19:52
推 :I smell shit in the air52F 10/08 19:53
推 :this is a book, that is a gay53F 10/08 19:53
推 :Would you pls find my haha point54F 10/08 19:55
推 :A For Apple B For Ball55F 10/08 19:57
推 :C For Candy D For Dumb56F 10/08 20:01
推 :E For E cup F For F cup57F 10/08 20:03
→ :today is another day hu~58F 10/08 20:03
推 :G for G bar59F 10/08 20:05
推 :hakuna matata60F 10/08 20:05
推 :Smith's father is a doctor.61F 10/08 20:06
→ :u jump,i jump62F 10/08 20:06
推 :Requestcat in pace63F 10/08 20:08
推 :Gition is so handsome64F 10/08 20:09
推 :Bumbler Ma is on my bed!65F 10/08 20:10
噓 :66F 10/08 20:15
推 :where is haha point?67F 10/08 20:15
推 :what's wrong with you68F 10/08 20:16
推 :how do you turn this on69F 10/08 20:17
推 :is it good to drink70F 10/08 20:18
推 :Cheese steak jimmy's71F 10/08 20:18
推 :do you really wanga?72F 10/08 20:18
推 :an apple a day keeps the doctor away73F 10/08 20:19
噓 :What did you fucking say?74F 10/08 20:20
→ :Oh～OhOh～OhOh～OhOh～ClawClaw75F 10/08 20:21
推 :chaka chaka chaka chaka chu~chu~~~76F 10/08 20:22
推 :I'm coming77F 10/08 20:24
推 :big mac meal thanks78F 10/08 20:27
推 :gering ding ding ding dinggering79F 10/08 20:28
推 :What does the fox say?80F 10/08 20:28
推 :operation cwal81F 10/08 20:29
推 :啥洨啦xD82F 10/08 20:29
推 :this is book and that is dog. how old are you?thank you83F 10/08 20:29
推 :I cant carry anymore84F 10/08 20:29
推 :how do you turn this off85F 10/08 20:30
推 :let's go let's go86F 10/08 20:34
推 :ABBABBABBAC87F 10/08 20:36
推 :This is a pen.88F 10/08 20:36
推 :how do you do89F 10/08 20:37
噓 :..90F 10/08 20:37
推 :You wanna play too? It'll be fun!91F 10/08 20:38
推 :Jin-Pi-Chuo92F 10/08 20:39
推 :Everybody lies93F 10/08 20:40
推 :父啊！赦免他們；因為他們所做的，他們不曉得。94F 10/08 20:41
推 :hakula matata95F 10/08 20:42
→ :what a wonderful phrase96F 10/08 20:43
推 :A Apple97F 10/08 20:44
推 :I am a boy.98F 10/08 20:45
推 :Ma The Bumbler99F 10/08 20:46
推 :i will follow you into the dark100F 10/08 20:46
噓 :這是大是大非的問題! 要噓 要點傻氣!101F 10/08 20:51
推 :jizz in my pants102F 10/08 20:53
推 :what the hell?103F 10/08 20:53
→ :\Imhotep/\Imhotep/\Imhotep/\Imhotep/\Imhotep/\Imhotep104F 10/08 20:54
噓 :How do u do, 林北堵林木105F 10/08 20:57
推 :Harvey Dent, can we trust him?106F 10/08 20:59
推 :g~~~g~~~\⊙▽⊙/ g~~~g~~~\⊙▽⊙/ g~~~g~~~\⊙▽⊙/107F 10/08 20:59
推 :Have you heard about the Elder Scrolls?108F 10/08 21:00
推 :dear ting,you are the apple of my eye109F 10/08 21:01
→ :eat me110F 10/08 21:02
推 :double rainbow ? What does it mean?111F 10/08 21:04
推 :qwe4455:this is a book, that is a gay112F 10/08 21:07
噓 :This is a book.113F 10/08 21:07
推 :The cycle of life and death continues, we will live,114F 10/08 21:07
→ :they will die ...
→ :they will die ...
推 :hey man pass116F 10/08 21:09
→ :well , what happened there ?117F 10/08 21:09
推 :what is this sorcery?118F 10/08 21:11
推 :why so sercious119F 10/08 21:13
→ :I120F 10/08 21:13
推 :Not here. Not in town.121F 10/08 21:14
推 : morning nine nine how how one122F 10/08 21:14
推 :Once upon a time . Fuck you . That's all .123F 10/08 21:15
噓 :What the fuck that....124F 10/08 21:16
推 :So many noobs...125F 10/08 21:16
推 :Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis126F 10/08 21:17
推 :英文爆走我還是第一次看到127F 10/08 21:17
噓 :By the order of the jarl, STOP right there!128F 10/08 21:19
推 :小YG129F 10/08 21:20
推 :Penta Kill!!!!!130F 10/08 21:20
推 :What does the Fox say?131F 10/08 21:21
推 :no no keep going~132F 10/08 21:22
推 :this is a book133F 10/08 21:23
推 :who let the dogs out~134F 10/08 21:24
→ :Das ist ein Buch135F 10/08 21:24
推 :Hello !?136F 10/08 21:24
推 :Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah 100137F 10/08 21:26
噓 :Anti Fry Sheet138F 10/08 21:26
推 :wow that is so crazy139F 10/08 21:26
→ : 還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了140F 10/08 21:26
推 :l am a singer~yeah~~~141F 10/08 21:27
推 :I like jordan142F 10/08 21:27
推 :XDDDD143F 10/08 21:28
推 :No more talk of darkness,forget this wide fear144F 10/08 21:28
推 :When life gives you lemons, make lemonade145F 10/08 21:28
推 :Darknesssssssssssssssssssssss146F 10/08 21:29
推 :Adventure Time!!!!!!147F 10/08 21:29
推 :Not a single f**k was given that day.148F 10/08 21:29
→ :a pile of shit a day, makes you speak bullshit everyday149F 10/08 21:31
推 : Stocks fall and counterparties begin to pull in150F 10/08 21:31
推 :Brioso!Brioso!151F 10/08 21:31
推 :if u want and i'm in152F 10/08 21:32
推 :The Magic! It calls to Me!153F 10/08 21:34
噓 :BIG YES BIG FLY154F 10/08 21:36
噓 :反詐騙155F 10/08 21:37
噓 :看來大家壓力都很大...156F 10/08 21:38
噓 :ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ157F 10/08 21:41
噓 :幹你X一堆北七158F 10/08 21:43
推 :樓上怎麼了XD159F 10/08 21:44
推 :don't angry, Be happy160F 10/08 21:46
推 :That was she said161F 10/08 21:46
噓 :有些英文爛硬要跟著推162F 10/08 21:47
推 :I smoke weed everyday163F 10/08 21:53
→ :WTF is going on164F 10/08 21:57
推 :Page one is Love165F 10/08 21:59
推 :what the fuck ?166F 10/08 22:00
推 :what's wrong this board?167F 10/08 22:00
推 :do u like fishstike ？168F 10/08 22:03
噓 :....反詐騙169F 10/08 22:04
推 :help me170F 10/08 22:05
推 :hello world171F 10/08 22:08
推 :請轉JOKE...咦?172F 10/08 22:10
推 :greed is good173F 10/08 22:17
推 :I R Winner174F 10/08 22:21
推 :How do you turn this on?175F 10/08 22:22
推 :I don't wanna be with you176F 10/08 22:24
推 : fire in the hole177F 10/08 22:26
推 :You shall not PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!178F 10/08 22:28
推 :What does the Fox say?179F 10/08 22:30
→ :Jesus180F 10/08 22:34
推 :why all of u type in english?181F 10/08 22:35
推 :where is the joke point?182F 10/08 22:35
推 :Good nightmare! My daring Wuminichenny!183F 10/08 22:38
推 :The black rose shall bloom once more184F 10/08 22:41
推 :I dont't wanna close my eyes,I don't wanna fall asleep185F 10/08 22:41
推 :ROCK ON186F 10/08 22:43
推 :Today is goodday to die.187F 10/08 22:44
推 :i hate this world, especially me. wtf188F 10/08 22:44
推 :Warrior of the night .Assumble!!189F 10/08 22:45
推 :Fus Ro Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!190F 10/08 22:47
推 :推文在幹麻拉XDDDDDDDDDD191F 10/08 22:48
推 :people mountain people sea192F 10/08 22:49
推 :harmony! listen! fuck you!193F 10/08 22:49
推 :Warriors of the night, assemble!!! Hoo~~194F 10/08 22:52
推 :Bumbler195F 10/08 22:52
推 :love the way you lie196F 10/08 22:53
推 :how do you turn this on197F 10/08 22:58
推 :Only u can blow me ;-)198F 10/08 22:59
噓 :金牌求199F 10/08 22:59
噓 :.................200F 10/08 23:00
推 :Our town is under attack !!!!201F 10/08 23:00
推 :Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!202F 10/08 23:01
噓 :Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~~203F 10/08 23:03
推 :Holy crap on a cracker!204F 10/08 23:03
噓 :zzz205F 10/08 23:03
推 :What say you? What say you? I am Isildur's heir.206F 10/08 23:03
推 :WELCOME TO SINGAPORE!!!207F 10/08 23:03
→ :0.0208F 10/08 23:04
噓 :Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~~209F 10/08 23:05
推 :You can see me!210F 10/08 23:05
→ :這篇為什麼會爆走= =??211F 10/08 23:06
噓 :看不懂 ....212F 10/08 23:08
推 :Apple bull color dog egg fuck girl high ibm Jordan213F 10/08 23:09
推 :好久沒玩D2了，等下開上去看看214F 10/08 23:09
推 :you either die a hero or you live long enough to see215F 10/08 23:13
→ :only u can hear me summoner216F 10/08 23:14
→ :your self become a villian217F 10/08 23:14
→ :It is for you218F 10/08 23:15
→ :Follow me!
→ :Follow me!
噓 :JOKE水準220F 10/08 23:18
推 :解：一樓Diablo2梗，後來回的很多是D2裡的罐頭語～^_^221F 10/08 23:19
推 :WELCOME TO TAIWAN !!!222F 10/08 23:20
推 :WTF? Why did the program go?223F 10/08 23:26
推 :Follow me! Follow me!!224F 10/08 23:29
推 :一樓偷賣喬丹!!225F 10/08 23:31
推 :We live in the dark to serve the light.226F 10/08 23:37
推 :Mondo ! Smash !227F 10/08 23:38
推 :you see me? soon you won't228F 10/08 23:41
推 :推中文明顯229F 10/08 23:42
推 :Battlecruiser operational.230F 10/08 23:44
推 :i smell magic in the air231F 10/08 23:45
→ :captain timo on duty232F 10/08 23:50
推 :how is you ?233F 10/09 00:00
推 :only you can hear me summoner234F 10/09 00:09
噓 :一堆蔡英文反詐騙...235F 10/09 00:14
噓 := =236F 10/09 00:18
推 :Explode this, come on man!237F 10/09 00:18
推 :This is a book.238F 10/09 00:20
噓 :幻術破解239F 10/09 00:23
推 :Today is good day to die240F 10/09 00:23
推 :what are you?241F 10/09 00:26
推 :tp!!! plz242F 10/09 00:31
推 :aaa apple ...bbb book... ccc cup243F 10/09 00:41
推 :快推阿 不然人家以為你看不懂244F 10/09 00:45
噓 :無聊，自以為有趣245F 10/09 00:49
→ :indeed!!246F 10/09 00:53
→ :Eoeowowoowowoeoow247F 10/09 00:56
推 :my right hand is much stronger than my left!!248F 10/09 00:57
推 :劉佳宜我愛你249F 10/09 01:00
推 :this is a stupid activity250F 10/09 01:01
推 :to be or not to be, that's an apple a day keeps the doct251F 10/09 01:04
→ :or away
→ :or away
噓 :Kiss my la ba253F 10/09 01:05
推 :You feel good? Oh, yes~ oh,yeeeeeeees~ooooooohhhhhhhhh254F 10/09 01:05
推 :Gong Sa Xiao?255F 10/09 01:15
推 :italy sit down please design256F 10/09 01:16
推 :robbin hood257F 10/09 01:24
推 :don't you trust me ?258F 10/09 01:26
推 :ohhhhhhhhhhhh259F 10/09 01:36
推 :Illidan is out there somewhere.260F 10/09 01:46
推 :這麼莫名其妙我居然笑了!!!!261F 10/09 01:46
推 :In dee262F 10/09 01:49
推 :What the hell?263F 10/09 02:02
推 :Have u ever heard the Elder Scroll?264F 10/09 02:07
推 :Charlie you are the banana king!!265F 10/09 02:08
噓 :Where is the punchline?266F 10/09 02:29
推 :whosyourdaddy267F 10/09 02:37
推 :how do you do268F 10/09 02:53
推 :Shut down269F 10/09 02:54
推 :要弄歪 要酸奶 胃痛阿 嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚~~啊啊啊啊~270F 10/09 02:58
噓 :Fen Ja Pen╮(╯▽╰)╭271F 10/09 03:04
推 :What dose the Fox say害我笑歪腰272F 10/09 03:05
推 :Fortune doesn't favor fools273F 10/09 03:08
推 :Thanks you 9527274F 10/09 04:25
推 :You door duck power good big275F 10/09 04:55
噓 :反詐騙276F 10/09 04:57
推 :what are u crying about?277F 10/09 05:04
推 :有人賣喬丹?278F 10/09 05:20
推 :I wanna be the of pirate.279F 10/09 07:25
→ : /the king\
→ : /the king\
噓 :...281F 10/09 08:10
推 :1Help This Company282F 10/09 08:28
→ :283F 10/09 08:59
→ :no way man284F 10/09 09:33
推 :我看到一堆招換師了wwww285F 10/09 09:46
推 :暗黑板?286F 10/09 09:49
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