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看板 katsuki
作者 katsuki99360(kazuki)
標題 [轉錄][轉寄][無言]英文髒話篇
時間 2010年10月13日 Wed. PM 11:39:27

※ 本文轉錄自看板 FW

看板 FW
作者 katsuki99360 (katsuki99360.bbs@ptt.cc)
標題 [轉寄][無言]英文髒話篇
時間 2010年10月11日 Mon. AM 12:43:02

看板 StupidClown
作者 kk090101 (目仔)
標題 [無言]英文髒話篇
時間 Fri Oct  8 22:29:22 2010

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本人是公車族..

某天放學坐車時

聽到兩位小朋友在互嗆!?

他們就坐在我的正後方

我就假裝睡覺偷偷聽

.................

可是...

他們竟然是在用英文互嗆

小朋友這麼國際

鬼才聽得懂!!!

小朋友A英文之流利的

之所以知道他們在互嗆

就是因為小朋友A似乎在問候對方的父母

但是除了父母 還有一些聽不懂的...

小朋友B似乎蠻無言的..(我也是..

這時候....

小朋友B反擊了

小朋友B:你這個rose head...shut up!!!


小朋友A:啥!!!!?

我心裡也:啥!!!!?

shut up我聽得懂 是閉嘴..

但是..rose head..!???


玫瑰..??頭...??











幹!!!

玫...瑰頭!!!!!!!!!!





好一個沒龜頭.....

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※ 來源: Disp BBS 看板: katsuki 文章位址: http://disp.cc/b/161-EmO
※ 作者: katsuki99360  時間: 2010-10-13 23:39:27  來自: 122-117-81-156.HINET-IP.hinet.net
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