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標題 [分享] 100種進傷兵名單的方式：超市買水受傷
時間 Thu Apr 17 13:04:53 2025

明尼蘇達雙城隊內野手 Jose Miranda 正經歷糟糕的一週

明尼蘇達雙城隊內野手 Jose Miranda 這週過得不太順利。首先，他在週末因為一個尷尬
的跑壘失誤而被降級到小聯盟。接著，在週二，他因為以最奇怪的方式扭傷左手而被列入
傷病名單：在 Target 超市購買瓶裝水時受傷。


根據明尼蘇達Star Tribune報導：他週一休息日在 Target 購物時受傷。一箱水從他手中
滑落，當他在箱子掉落前重新抓住時，感到疼痛。

將 Miranda 的手部扭傷列入棒球怪異受傷史應該是合理的，就像 Sammy Sosa 因打噴嚏
而傷到背部、Clint Barmes 攜帶鹿肉時絆倒骨折鎖骨，以及 Glenallen Hill 在做了一
個關於蜘蛛的噩夢後掉進玻璃桌而受傷的案例一樣。


今年26歲的 Miranda 本季在雙城隊的開局不穩定。在他前36次打擊中，他的打擊率
僅為.167/.167/.250 (OPS+ 18)，打出一支全壘打和五分打點。

Miranda 此前已證明自己是明尼蘇達隊的重要貢獻者，在本賽季開始前的286場比賽中
，他的OPS+達到104。

雪上加霜的是，Miranda 的傷勢恰逢雙城隊正關注先發游擊手 Carlos Correa 的傷情。
Correa 因左手腕疼痛而退出了週二對紐約大都會隊的比賽。目前尚未確定他是否需要一
段時間休養恢復，但理論上，這種可能性本來可以為 Miranda 在未來幾天重返大聯盟球
隊打開大門。


Minnesota Twins infielder Jose Miranda is not having his best week. First, he
was demoted to the minors over the weekend after making an embarrassing
baserunning gaffe. Then, on Tuesday, he was placed on the injured list after
straining his left hand in the oddest way possible: while purchasing a pack
of bottled water at Target.

Here's more on Miranda's malady, courtesy of the Minnesota Star Tribune:

He sustained the injury during the Saints' off day Monday shopping at Target.
A case of water slipped from his grasp, and he felt pain when he re-grabbed
it before it fell.

It's probably fair to go ahead and place Miranda's strained hand in the
annals of weird baseball injuries, right next to Sammy Sosa hurting his back
sneezing; Clint Barmes fracturing his collarbone after tripping while
carrying deer meat; and Glenallen Hill falling through a glass table after
having a nightmare involving spiders.

Miranda, 26, was off to a shaky start this season with the Twins. In his
first 36 trips to the plate, he'd hit .167/.167/.250 (18 OPS+) with a home
run and five runs batted in. Miranda had previously established himself as a
solid contributor for Minnesota, posting a 104 OPS+ in 286 games entering
this season.

To add insult to literal injury, Miranda's ailment comes at the same time the
Twins are on injury watch for starting shortstop Carlos Correa. Correa
departed Tuesday's contest against the New York Mets because of soreness in
his left wrist. It's to be determined if he will need some time on the shelf
to get hearty and hale, but, at least in theory, that possibility could have
opened the door for Miranda to rejoin the big-league roster over the coming
days.

https://t.co/GMwEUo5BNj   CBS Sports
Jose Miranda lands on Twins' Triple-A IL after hurting hand while shopping at Target days after demotion - CBSSports.com
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Miranda was sent down over the weekend after an ugly baserunning error ...

 


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推 AisinGioro: 水超級重的，這不意外1F 04/17 13:06
※ XBogaerts:轉錄至看板 MLB                                        04/17 13:06
→ jack34031: 掉進玻璃桌那個是怎樣2F 04/17 13:06
推 johnson8565: 原來是一箱水 真的蠻重的3F 04/17 13:07
推 z041l31l3: 海盜有一個現成的游擊手可以用4F 04/17 13:09
→ Wolverin5566: 為啥要買水？大聯盟不提供水？5F 04/17 13:10
推 dog990999: 掉進玻璃桌是指在上面睡覺嗎6F 04/17 13:10
推 hans0913: 一箱水我可能會閃不會去接，只能說職業本能很深刻。7F 04/17 13:11
推 orze04: 聽過最扯是玩吉他英雄受傷8F 04/17 13:11
推 iloveayken: 搶雞蛋嗎9F 04/17 13:12
推 luntalk: 上次還有吃沙拉受傷的10F 04/17 13:14
推 beeboombee: 吃沙拉的差點升天11F 04/17 13:19
推 Darvish5566: 脫衣服受傷呢？12F 04/17 13:20
推 s22shadowl: 打噴嚏跟這些比真的滿正常的13F 04/17 13:25
推 hanainori: 打噴嚏是蠻容易拉傷一些地方的14F 04/17 13:28
推 aotom: 一箱水真的就放手掉地上比較好15F 04/17 13:29
推 JER2725: 我覺得最離譜還是Zumaya玩吉他英雄受傷16F 04/17 13:30
推 e2167471: 就自己家裡要喝的水吧  為啥不能買水= =17F 04/17 13:31
推 RiceLover: 一整箱摔到地上 感覺本能上會用腳去緩衝吧==18F 04/17 13:34
推 yahooooooooo: 大聯盟會提供球員家的衛生紙嗎？19F 04/17 13:35
推 cross980115: 一箱很重 砸到腳也可能是腳受傷20F 04/17 13:35
推 ctes940008: 無奇不有21F 04/17 13:37
推 ralfeistein: 這意外的其實很正常 一箱水超級重22F 04/17 13:38
推 polanco: #1dyChzR7 (MLB) 題外話 看隔壁翻譯的文 會裝球隊免費水回家的人可能不少23F 04/17 13:39
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推 AisinGioro: 不過水掉地上也可能破一堆
但水沒多少錢25F 04/17 13:46
→ Sheng98: 我買 1.5 公升瓶裝水一箱 12 瓶就 18 公斤了 (1.5 公升 = 1.5 公斤, 再乘以 12 瓶)27F 04/17 13:46
推 Cishang: 空中抓一箱水...29F 04/17 13:49
推 mainsa: 這我也會去接 然後受傷還不能進傷兵名單要繼續上班 慘30F 04/17 13:50
推 hisashiaska: 想也知道是唬爛的31F 04/17 13:52
推 reinakai: 500cc*36瓶 一次採買就搬好幾箱 真的重32F 04/17 13:52
推 rtfgyrtfgy: 之前打噴嚏臀部拉傷 花了一年才好33F 04/17 13:52
推 vfgb35: 施力的瞬間不對就會受傷了 倒楣但不意外34F 04/17 13:59
推 chuchuyy: 這個就是搬重物受傷，其實很常見啊35F 04/17 14:13
→ alex2426chen: 其實搬東西就是要蹲低再搬才不容易急性拉傷36F 04/17 14:14
推 glacierl: 這個算可以理解的受傷原因。37F 04/17 14:31
推 Schwarber12: 之前誰按遙控器受傷的?那個也很扯38F 04/17 15:04
推 yankeefat: 玻璃桌那個記得是夢到蜘蛛嚇得從床上彈起來
然後就摔到床邊的玻璃桌上全身割傷
還有一個是拿刀劃開DVD的封膜 結果失手插進肚子39F 04/17 15:10
→ cccmn: 數鈔票數到受傷也不意外42F 04/17 15:26
推 kirimaru73: 水本來就是很重的東西，這還算合理
Glenallen Hill本身則是很嚴重的蜘蛛恐懼症患者43F 04/17 15:33
推 JOHN117: 瓶裝水未必比自來水乾淨45F 04/17 15:40
→ bigtien6292: 我的前兩名還是彈葵花籽跟吉他英雄46F 04/17 15:46
推 kirimaru73: 踩到仙人掌可能不夠扯 但是很好笑47F 04/17 15:48
→ ezafine: 有些地區的水真的難以入口48F 04/17 15:56

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