看板 C_Chat作者 et310 ()標題 [ANSI] 施工中時間 Thu Mar 31 00:42:36 2016
趕慢了
1.紅色
2.爆炸
我不做好人了 我要HA力爆發炸死你們這群人
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三小時內要趕一張真難
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我之前是在異世界當大法師的,
而我放爆裂魔法的原則是:「幹你娘丟爆」
沒錯,就是幹你娘丟爆,
本最強魔法師(自稱)才不管對面是不是魔王軍幹部三小的,
每次丟的爆裂魔法就是機巴幾十發。
小爆裂丟成中爆裂,中爆裂丟成大爆裂。
終極爆裂買一送一,跟把一整年可以用的爆裂魔法全部往他們身上炸沒兩樣。
我還記得,我那天跟和真在魔王城丟了250發爆裂魔法,
阿克婭回來跑來跟我說,她跟御劍響夜他們一起進去城堡後,
發現連同幹部已經有260個魔王軍被不知哪來的爆裂魔法給炸飛了,
連魔王一看到他們就馬上跪在地上求不要再放爆裂魔法了,
妳有頭緒嗎?
我他媽的怎麼會知道。
#1M-iltWk (C_Chat)
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→ coon182: 看起來像是故意不給人搶的陷阱4F 03/31 00:43
推 pp1877: 都說好要HA力爆炸了!那就我來吧!現在壞人才有看頭啦!5F 03/31 00:44
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→ coon182: 不不不,還是給我接收好了,我老婆7F 03/31 00:44
推 peng2014: 提示意圖使人不敢認老婆 嚇不了我的!! 我老婆啦10F 03/31 00:45
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HAHA之力連本人都畏懼(誤
※ 編輯: et310 (1.162.76.229), 03/31/2016 00:51:06
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哪天真的就爆發了
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對不起我修一下...
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