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標題 Fw: [分享] 100種進傷兵名單的方式：超市買水受傷
時間 Thu Apr 17 13:06:19 2025

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作者 XBogaerts (賺爛了賺爛了)
標題 [分享] 100種進傷兵名單的方式：超市買水受傷
時間 Thu Apr 17 13:04:53 2025

明尼蘇達雙城隊內野手 Jose Miranda 正經歷糟糕的一週

明尼蘇達雙城隊內野手 Jose Miranda 這週過得不太順利。首先，他在週末因為一個尷尬
的跑壘失誤而被降級到小聯盟。接著，在週二，他因為以最奇怪的方式扭傷左手而被列入
傷病名單：在 Target 超市購買瓶裝水時受傷。


根據明尼蘇達Star Tribune報導：他週一休息日在 Target 購物時受傷。一箱水從他手中
滑落，當他在箱子掉落前重新抓住時，感到疼痛。

將 Miranda 的手部扭傷列入棒球怪異受傷史應該是合理的，就像 Sammy Sosa 因打噴嚏
而傷到背部、Clint Barmes 攜帶鹿肉時絆倒骨折鎖骨，以及 Glenallen Hill 在做了一
個關於蜘蛛的噩夢後掉進玻璃桌而受傷的案例一樣。


今年26歲的 Miranda 本季在雙城隊的開局不穩定。在他前36次打擊中，他的打擊率
僅為.167/.167/.250 (OPS+ 18)，打出一支全壘打和五分打點。

Miranda 此前已證明自己是明尼蘇達隊的重要貢獻者，在本賽季開始前的286場比賽中
，他的OPS+達到104。

雪上加霜的是，Miranda 的傷勢恰逢雙城隊正關注先發游擊手 Carlos Correa 的傷情。
Correa 因左手腕疼痛而退出了週二對紐約大都會隊的比賽。目前尚未確定他是否需要一
段時間休養恢復，但理論上，這種可能性本來可以為 Miranda 在未來幾天重返大聯盟球
隊打開大門。


Minnesota Twins infielder Jose Miranda is not having his best week. First, he
was demoted to the minors over the weekend after making an embarrassing
baserunning gaffe. Then, on Tuesday, he was placed on the injured list after
straining his left hand in the oddest way possible: while purchasing a pack
of bottled water at Target.

Here's more on Miranda's malady, courtesy of the Minnesota Star Tribune:

He sustained the injury during the Saints' off day Monday shopping at Target.
A case of water slipped from his grasp, and he felt pain when he re-grabbed
it before it fell.

It's probably fair to go ahead and place Miranda's strained hand in the
annals of weird baseball injuries, right next to Sammy Sosa hurting his back
sneezing; Clint Barmes fracturing his collarbone after tripping while
carrying deer meat; and Glenallen Hill falling through a glass table after
having a nightmare involving spiders.

Miranda, 26, was off to a shaky start this season with the Twins. In his
first 36 trips to the plate, he'd hit .167/.167/.250 (18 OPS+) with a home
run and five runs batted in. Miranda had previously established himself as a
solid contributor for Minnesota, posting a 104 OPS+ in 286 games entering
this season.

To add insult to literal injury, Miranda's ailment comes at the same time the
Twins are on injury watch for starting shortstop Carlos Correa. Correa
departed Tuesday's contest against the New York Mets because of soreness in
his left wrist. It's to be determined if he will need some time on the shelf
to get hearty and hale, but, at least in theory, that possibility could have
opened the door for Miranda to rejoin the big-league roster over the coming
days.

https://t.co/GMwEUo5BNj   CBS Sports
Jose Miranda lands on Twins' Triple-A IL after hurting hand while shopping at Target days after demotion - CBSSports.com
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Miranda was sent down over the weekend after an ugly baserunning error ...

 


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推 AisinGioro: 水超級重的，這不意外1F 04/17 13:06

※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
※ 轉錄者: XBogaerts (106.153.184.250 日本), 04/17/2025 13:06:19
推 Asucks: 打噴嚏傷到背部也很正常，突然彎腰造成背肌拉傷1F 04/17 13:37
推 Phater: 在球場裝免費水就好了,何苦呢?2F 04/17 14:23
推 xBox1Pro: 我真的打噴嚏閃到腰過3F 04/17 14:25
推 mygoing: 原來美國也需要買瓶裝水 川普怎麼不先把民生必需品的水資源搞好？4F 04/17 15:11
→ ken720331: .........6F 04/17 16:14
→ SPOT2525: 真的嗎？☺7F 04/17 18:08
推 Kydland: 美國很多基礎建設因為建置的時間很早 所以現在都很老舊了8F 04/17 19:39
推 GP03D: 美國的稅不是用來維護公共建設的，看看DOGE查到了什麼，那些才是稅的去向。9F 04/17 21:51
→ NdFe35: 我之前也因為下飛機時幫前面的阿罵接住掉下來的行李受傷11F 04/18 04:03
推 WanYC: 好好笑..12F 04/18 06:01

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