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標題 [外絮] Teague:嘴綠勒住Rudy 比西門勒住KAT還糟?
時間 Wed Nov 22 22:03:46 2023

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"Was that worse than Ben Simmons choking Karl-Anthony Towns?... Ben had
something else going on that day. I was like, 'You’re on your own KAT!'"
Jeff Teague on Draymond Green putting Rudy Gobert in a chokehold

「那比Ben Simmons勒住Karl-Anthony Towns還糟糕嗎？... 那天Ben力大無窮。」
我說，「你自己應付吧，KAT！」
Jeff Teague 比較Draymond Green勒住Rudy Gobert的事件。

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主持人1: Shout out to Draymond Green, man. Cause he acted a motherfucking
fool for no reason. And I appreciate it, man.
要向Draymond致意，那傢伙真的無緣無故地發瘋了。我真的很欣賞。

Teague: He got five games for that shit? I know he... shit, I'd be mad at
him, motherfucker.
他因為那事被禁賽五場？我知道他...哇，我要是他會瘋了，那個混蛋。

主持人2 : Like, It was no reason. He was literally going over there to break
the shit up. 沒道理啊，他本來就是過去要平息事態的。

主持人1: But did you see how he was throwing his arms up when he was doing
it? That's what made it funny.
但你有看到他在衝突中如何揮舞雙臂嗎？那才是搞笑的點。

Teague: Was that worse than Ben Simmons choking KAT(Karl Anthony Town)?
這比Simmons勒住KAT還糟嗎

主持人1: Nigga. 哥
Teague: Nigga, KAT tapped out. 哥，KAT投降了。
大家一起笑：Yeah.

Teague: I ain't gonna never forget that. I was crying.
我永遠不會忘記那一幕。我當時笑死了。

主持人2 : You said KAT didn't want no smoke in that one.
你說當時的KAT不想捲入衝突中

主持人1對 Teague說 :I watched that video of you. You was grabbing him.
我看了影片。你當時是在抓著他。

Teague: I don't know what I was...I damn near hurt my... My pecs still ain't
been the same since that day, bro. I think I tore my pec, bro. My Ben Simmons
had... He had something else going on. I couldn't get him.
I was like, hey, yo, yo, KAT, you gotta figure that shit out.
我不知道我當時在...我的胸肌差點受傷...從那天起我的胸肌就沒恢復過來，兄弟。我覺
得我胸肌撕裂了，兄弟。Ben Simmons那時候...他力大無窮。
我抓不住他。我就像，嘿，唷，唷，KAT，你得自己解決那個狀況。

I ain't gonna lie. I was so proud of KAT in that moment. I remember we got on
the bus. He was like, "I ain't no hoe. I ain't no hoe."
I feel you, motherfucker. You ain't no hoe.
He was like, “I swear to God. Like, he had me fucked up. I was about to
whoop his ass. I really was whooping his ass.“
我不會騙你。那時候我真的為KAT感到驕傲。我記得我們上了巴士，
他說，「我不是軟蛋。我不是軟蛋。」 我懂你，混蛋。你不是軟蛋。
他說，「我發誓，他真的把我惹毛了。我差點揍他。我真的要揍他。」

備註

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※ 編輯: usnavyseal (220.129.204.131 臺灣), 11/22/2023 22:04:27
推 Sessyoin: 帥版嘴綠1F 11/22 22:05
推 Luka7714: 西門的另外一隻手撐在地上根本沒鎖到吧2F 11/22 22:11
推 leedonsee: 怎麼看完還是覺得軟糖超軟 笑死3F 11/22 22:19
推 ZIDENS: 老實說這兩種鎖喉硬要講的話是業餘跟專業的差距
手放在脖子上就算太籠統了==4F 11/22 22:19
推 love1500274: 西門在軟糖耳邊吹氣6F 11/22 22:19
推 e8e88: XDDDDDD軟糖拍地投降又被挖出來7F 11/22 22:22
推 k22941920: 西門從背後來8F 11/22 22:24
推 s925407: 西門這個不算鎖吧，另一隻手是抱在糖糖的胸口9F 11/22 22:26
推 MK47: 這個超好笑XDDD10F 11/22 22:34
推 e2167471: 拍地投降XDDDDDDD11F 11/22 22:36
推 ginopun10477: 乾有夠好笑12F 11/22 22:39
→ Mikufans: 西門只是把KAT壓在地上而已13F 11/22 22:45
推 seemoon2000: 哈哈哈哈14F 11/22 22:45
推 BignoZe: 哈 西門得分
不過西門只有一隻手架脖子 理論上掙脫的開 嘴綠那個雙手勒人的 真的一不小心就會出事15F 11/22 22:45
→ shargo: 可是西門把糖糖架在地上 危險性夠高吧
更18F 11/22 22:49
推 saladin1029: 嘴綠那種比較難掙脫20F 11/22 22:49
推 kaga1991: 西門那場是什麼大場面21F 11/22 22:54
推 Willkillall: 兩次都有KAT 兩次他都沒掙脫22F 11/22 22:54
推 kosakareina3: 西門比較帥23F 11/22 22:58
推 r491396076: 快笑死24F 11/22 22:58
推 Texsogood: 為啥軟糖的很好笑25F 11/22 22:59
推 IrvingKyrie: 西門跟軟糖在演戲吧..這兩個好朋友..26F 11/22 23:00
推 k952gfjk: 說好的勸架要抓隊友呢27F 11/22 23:02
→ Mikufans: 西門那次就鉛筆跟糖打架28F 11/22 23:10
推 Kazmier: 美國黑人都很挺嘴綠 也很討厭勾貝29F 11/22 23:22
推 Demia: 西門那場有看到，真WWE，看到糖糖拍地板投降我笑噴30F 11/22 23:24
推 cowbaya: 狗背人緣差 嘴綠人緣好31F 11/22 23:27
→ qoomilk: 程度差這麼多 他扯著走耶32F 11/22 23:33
推 NightElf: 不給投降的喔33F 11/22 23:37
推 d8731400: 西門不用聯盟禁賽吧 他自己會禁34F 11/22 23:49
推 Ydarvish: 西門跟糖不是麻吉嗎35F 11/23 00:32
→ saTUnotSATO: 美國黑人也挺BLM到處暴動搶劫啊36F 11/23 01:02
推 puro: 我不是軟蛋XD37F 11/23 01:40
推 lpmybig: 其實都很糟 但是嘴綠明顯比較壯38F 11/23 06:53
推 killuaz: 原來西門曾經這麼兇啊XD39F 11/23 07:38
推 Niubert: 慣犯加重罰很正常40F 11/23 08:17
推 abbei: 看來西門背部中了一箭前挺凶的41F 11/23 08:17
推 area8: 嘴綠是勒了之後還往後拖吧!這擺明更危險42F 11/23 10:09
推 deadair: 哈哈 幹嘛這樣XDD43F 11/23 10:38
→ cor1os: 差別是嘴綠不爽狗貝很久,西門跟軟糖關係沒這麼糟44F 11/23 11:00
推 s8900117: 西門那個感覺還好45F 11/23 13:11

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