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標題 [外絮] LBJ透露婚禮上來了兩個厚臉皮冒名仔
時間 Thu Feb 29 09:50:12 2024

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LeBron James and Savannah’s Wedding Night Nearly Ruined by Two Intruders: “Almost Smacked the Sh*t on the Ground” - EssentiallySports
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Lebron reveals the tale of two imposters sneaking into the venue at his wedding night and unknowingly exposing themselves with a simple slip. ...

 
LeBron James and Savannah’s Wedding Night Nearly Ruined by Two Intruders: “
Almost Smacked the Sh*t on the Ground”

LBJ跟Savannah的婚禮之夜幾乎被兩個入侵者毀掉，LBJ:「我差點把那東西摔在地上」

LeBron James recently shared a remarkable anecdote from his wedding night
with Savannah, revealing how two uninvited guests almost disrupted their
celebration. The incident, recounted by LeBron on the Uninterrupted YouTube
channel podcast, sheds light on the unexpected challenges faced even during
moments of joy and celebration.

LBJ最近分享一件與Savannah婚禮上極具印象的軼事，透露兩名未受邀的賓客幾乎毀掉他
們的大典。根據LBJ在Uninterrupted這個YT頻道上敘說，這事件告訴我們在歡慶的時刻仍
然會面對未知的挑戰。


James revealed that two individuals managed to crash his wedding, but their
attempt at blending in backfired spectacularly. A celebrity friend of the
couple unknowingly exposed the imposters by being addressed by them with a
nickname no one inside their close circle uses.

LBJ說這兩個人試著搞爛他的婚禮，但他們的意圖最後適得其反。一對名人夫婦朋友無意
間揭穿這兩個冒名仔，原因是他們用了圈子內沒人用的暱稱去稱呼名人。


Wedding Crashers Exposed by a Familiar Name

婚禮破壞者因為一個親暱的名稱被揭穿

James, without revealing the friend’s name, described the situation: “We
had like, two wedding crashers that nobody knew. This is how they got sniffed
out. Had a celebrity friend walk by and they called them by their real name
that none of us call them.” He further explained, “You walk by and they’re
like, ‘What’s up, Paul?’ You’re like, ‘Who the heck is Paul?’ And so
you come to me like, ‘Aye LeBron, aye, do you know who this person is?‘”

LBJ沒有透露朋友的名字，僅描述當下的情況:「我們當時就像是，沒人認識這兩個婚禮破
壞者。這就是為何他們被找出來的原因。有個名人朋友經過，而且他們叫他真實的名字，
而我們沒人會這樣叫他。」他更進一步解釋:「當我朋友走過去而他們就像是說【嘿，最
近怎樣啊，Paul】，而他只會覺得【他媽的Paul是誰】? 所以他就跑來找LBJ問【Lebron
，你認識這人嗎?】」


Realizing the situation, James’ security team approached the individuals and
questioned their affiliation. The imposters, attempting to bluff their way
out, claimed to be with a specific guest. However, to their dismay, the
celebrity promptly disavowed any connection, unequivocally denying
association with the intruders.

了解到這件事情的LBJ保安團隊前往接觸這兩人，詢問他們的聯繫方式。冒名仔試著吹牛
皮，宣稱說他們是跟著某位賓客來的。然而，讓他們沮喪的是那位賓客立即拒絕有任何的
聯繫，明確否認所有的關係。



A Near Miss and a Hilarious Ending

差點失敗但又搞笑的結局

In response to the alarming revelation, LeBron’s security team swiftly
approached the suspicious guests to ascertain their affiliation and purpose
at the wedding. The guests, caught off guard by the inquiry, attempted to
claim association with the  not mentioned celebrity friend. However, to their
dismay, the celebrity promptly denied any connection, unequivocally denying
association with the intruders.
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Reflecting on the audacity of the intruders, LeBron expressed his incredulity
at their brazen behavior, particularly their audacity in leaving with a plate
from the wedding reception. LeBron’s frustration with the situation was
palpable as he revealed, “I almost smacked that stuff on the ground.” The
intrusion, though ultimately resolved, left an indelible mark on what should
have been a joyous and memorable occasion for LeBron and Savannah

而反映這兩個冒名仔的無恥的事情是，LBJ陳述說他們最厚臉皮的是離開的時候還要求要
把婚禮上的餐點盤子帶走。LBJ可想而知有多麼沮喪:「我差點把那個東西摔在地上。」而
這次的事件最後雖然順利解決，但也給LBJ跟Savannah這歡樂難忘的時刻留下不可磨滅的
印象。


LeBron James’ revelation about the interference during his wedding night
underscores the unexpected challenges and vulnerabilities encountered even
during moments of personal celebration. The incident serves as a reminder of
the importance of vigilance and security, even in the most intimate settings.
Despite the disruption, LeBron’s swift action and decisive response ensured
the sanctity of the occasion remained intact, underscoring his commitment to
safeguarding the privacy and security of his family and loved ones.

LBJ新婚之夜的干擾的揭露凸顯了即使在個人慶祝時刻也遇到的意想不到的挑戰和脆弱性
。這事件提醒人們保持警覺和安全的重要性，即使是在最親密的環境中。儘管受到干擾，
LBJ的迅速行動和果斷反應確保了這一場合的神聖性完好無損，突顯了他對保護家人和親
人的隱私和安全的承諾。






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推 wwey2000j: 這個不用召喚J尻吧？1F 02/29 09:50
推 Chang0212: 誇張2F 02/29 09:50
推 xkj22355: 這個好像很常看到，婚宴進去吃霸王餐的3F 02/29 09:52
推 capsspac: 名字裡面有Paul的名人朋友4F 02/29 09:53
推 a570405000: 就婚宴蟑螂5F 02/29 09:53
推 TracySA: 帶個盤子生氣，果然客家6F 02/29 09:53
推 mumimumimumi: 婚宴蟑螂7F 02/29 09:54
推 snowsummersp: 那要叫Rich Paul甚麼?8F 02/29 09:55
推 leedonsee: 就跟好朋友都叫綽號不會叫名字那樣吧9F 02/29 09:55
推 YOYOISGOOD: 以為這種名人婚禮都會核對名單和管制入場10F 02/29 09:56
→ heyjude1118: 可能是黑人，來裝熟11F 02/29 09:56
→ YOYOISGOOD: CP312F 02/29 09:56
推 yyes5210: 剛好LBJ也是校長，那幾個是不是當著他的面說要開發一款LBJ發電機造福社會13F 02/29 09:56
噓 rothanlin: 還好那兩個人沒出事...這樣誤闖LBJ的場合真的冒冷汗15F 02/29 09:58
推 sasa789: 誤闖? 樓上到底在講三小16F 02/29 09:59
推 kyo90637: 羅森林到底在供三小17F 02/29 10:00
推 Anakin: crash只是說沒有收到邀請就參加，不是故意搞破壞18F 02/29 10:00
推 TracySA: 羅森林真的應該要被告19F 02/29 10:01
推 heybro: 羅森林正常發揮中20F 02/29 10:02
推 sxzc: 笑死 小丑 婚禮上有 推文也有21F 02/29 10:02
推 jason911152: 怎麼有辦法這麼曲解22F 02/29 10:02
推 rick770423: 有沒有一種可能 該慶幸的是現場人員沒有因為這兩個23F 02/29 10:02
推 johnbill: XDDDDDDDDDDD24F 02/29 10:02
→ rick770423: 人受到任何傷害25F 02/29 10:02
推 nekoten: 就婚宴蟑螂26F 02/29 10:02
噓 ss555136: 來搞破壞還要給你帶盤子喔？這樣跟客家有啥關係27F 02/29 10:02
推 JustWinslow: 羅森林到底在幹嘛 ？知道自己在說什麼嗎28F 02/29 10:03
→ cor1os: 婚宴蟑螂很奇怪嗎29F 02/29 10:03
→ jason911152: 不要為了討厭而討厭欸有中文翻譯可以看的30F 02/29 10:03
推 negotiates: 不知所云31F 02/29 10:04
推 tuxie: 羅森林總是能找到特別的角度來曲解32F 02/29 10:04
→ bosskiss00: 羅森林就是暗喻 兩人會被LBJ打死 沒死是大幸33F 02/29 10:04
噓 rothanlin: 一般人跟LBJ體格差距，如果起衝突真的無法想像…34F 02/29 10:05
→ bosskiss00: 他就所有跟LBJ扯上邊的都是用負面解讀 蒸蚌35F 02/29 10:05
噓 Miyanishi25: NBA扶輪社36F 02/29 10:05
→ rothanlin: 看原文也不像鬧場的，如果因此出事真的不樂見…37F 02/29 10:05
噓 LukaDoncic77: 如果真的打算要摔，那盤子給他們就好啊
不是很懂姆斯的邏輯38F 02/29 10:06
推 heybro: 森77連線！40F 02/29 10:07
→ Ioreth: 婚禮上來了兩個，這邊有三個41F 02/29 10:07
推 Davidlomanyu: 三個傻瓜黑人版42F 02/29 10:08
→ rayes: 以老羌的個性 這兩人見得到明天的太陽嗎43F 02/29 10:08
推 nameless22: 羅森林愛酸又要假中立 好累
盤子讓他們拿走是要讓他們之後打著LBJ好友的名義44F 02/29 10:08
推 YellowTiger: 推文的小丑跟闖別人婚禮的小丑都差不多一個樣46F 02/29 10:10
→ nameless22: 繼續去別的地方招搖撞騙嗎....47F 02/29 10:10
推 ZIDENS: 森林每次發言都讓我覺得還好是馬來==
77至少還好笑48F 02/29 10:10
推 JonnyJostar: 是不是扶輪社的50F 02/29 10:13
推 your1225: 這樣有比輪耕掏空還厚臉皮嗎？51F 02/29 10:13
推 shishio7: 去吃霸王餐的台灣也有啊 有的還會去偷東西52F 02/29 10:13
推 thatblue: 森77穩定發揮53F 02/29 10:15
噓 a516013: 吸引力法則54F 02/29 10:15
推 MushT: 森七七的水準總是不讓人失望55F 02/29 10:15
推 sasa789: 可憐的詹酸 果然一個樣56F 02/29 10:16
推 kkk900100: 看得出來不少酸酸跟婚宴蟑螂有相同的價值觀57F 02/29 10:16
→ sana113821: 來鬧場的還想拿東西走 所以寧願東西摔爛也不給他們這邏輯很難懂??? 某些人腦袋才是不知道裝什麼==58F 02/29 10:18
推 chinhan1216: 很久以前的事了？60F 02/29 10:19
推 ssshleo: 笑死 羅森林61F 02/29 10:19
推 naye: 日常森7762F 02/29 10:20
推 A135142: 嘻嘻  睜眼說瞎話 厲害了63F 02/29 10:20
→ ccas: 就只是去白吃白喝，說不定順便騙合照可以去招搖撞騙比一般的婚宴蟑螂還討厭64F 02/29 10:20
推 windowdoor: 美國婚宴蟑螂也很多嗎？  甚至還拍了一部電影66F 02/29 10:22
→ ccas: 最麻煩的是這種人常常會順手牽羊偷東西67F 02/29 10:22
推 ZIDENS: 老實說其實我不知道婚宴蟑螂都怎麼來的==
我參加過的婚禮都是排好位置一個蘿蔔一個坑
不會有多的人的位置 這種形式應該不會出現婚宴蟑螂吧? 那為什麼不都這樣排就好68F 02/29 10:23
→ rothanlin: 都過這麼久還在炒冷飯，就知道姆斯有多氣了，想到72F 02/29 10:24
推 ssshleo: 有時候有些人會臨時無法出席阿 就會有可能有這種出73F 02/29 10:24
→ rothanlin: 就覺得可怕74F 02/29 10:25
推 yannick80116: 有預備席吧75F 02/29 10:25
→ hunt5566: 看推文就知道黑酸的邏輯思考程度了 可憐啊76F 02/29 10:27
推 c2578910: 有人會準備預備桌啊 怕位子不夠77F 02/29 10:28
推 ZIDENS: 預備桌不是也要知道你是誰才會讓你進去嗎78F 02/29 10:29
推 jameslin510: 森77真的是每天到娛樂
*的79F 02/29 10:29
推 sorryboy: 看到不知所謂推文我才怕咧81F 02/29 10:30
推 iamchyun: 有些人先擔心自己的智商比較實際82F 02/29 10:31
推 mouz: 我是進來看笑話的，果然沒讓我失望83F 02/29 10:31
推 tyes60309: 推 婚禮上來了兩個，這邊有三個84F 02/29 10:33
推 penolove5566: 嘿 Rich!85F 02/29 10:33
推 wainkid: 跟半夜騷擾板務相比 不知道哪種可怕 唉86F 02/29 10:35
推 c22501656: “透露”87F 02/29 10:35
※ 編輯: bengowa (118.163.112.2 臺灣), 02/29/2024 10:37:11
推 lafeelbarth: 是不是紅包塞報紙88F 02/29 10:38
→ LukaDoncic77: 可能戶外吧，拿著杯酒走來走去也不會突兀89F 02/29 10:38
推 ganhua: 看來婚宴蟑螂就藏在推文90F 02/29 10:39
推 majongson: 誰不知道就Vince Vaughn跟Owen Wilson91F 02/29 10:39
推 pounil: 森77組合不負眾望的水準 甚麼事都要說LBJ的錯92F 02/29 10:40
推 jokepeace: 選版主還有人把票投給他 真是可怕93F 02/29 10:41
→ Aether13: 好奇帽誰的名混進去的 腿詹的婚禮應該也是組大團吧感覺名單不是老熟就是Big name94F 02/29 10:41
推 kobegary34: 有啊 77不是投他兄弟嗎XD96F 02/29 10:42
推 Kenshin0707: 完美示範因人廢言97F 02/29 10:42
→ pounil: 看到有這款不知所謂的酸 跟看到社在會走跳的精神病98F 02/29 10:42
推 z789252: 怪人真多99F 02/29 10:42
→ jordan0634: 羅森林到底在供三小。
為反而反的言論就是一直被噹到爆216F 02/29 16:14
推 a894392000: 估計是推文這種詹酸混進去吧 喔不 他們只會在鍵盤上現實看到喇叭應該跟小貓一樣218F 02/29 19:28
推 Jungle520: 噓文的也太好笑吧220F 02/29 19:36
→ IRPT001: 不是結很久了221F 02/29 20:32

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