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作者 siudarren504 (PatheticApathy)
標題 [笑話] 貓和雞在橋上走
時間 Mon Sep 19 22:59:09 2016

今天跟大家講一個寓言故事：

有一天有一隻貓和雞在橋上走。
One day a cat and a chicken are walking on a bridge.

貓失足掉下了橋，掉進下面的河。
The cat accidently slipped and fell into the river.

雞看到了貓掉下去就開心大笑
The chicken laughed happily when he saw the cat fell into the river.

So the illusion is whenever there is a wet pussy, there will be a happy cock!
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請五樓翻譯最後一句～

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