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標題 [趣事] Ask reddit 有什麼最佳羞辱是你知道的?
時間 Sun Feb 13 17:54:47 2022

最近看到覺得很有趣 來分享一下
順便想請問大家最喜歡那一則呢
1
You're hard to ignore, but well worth the effort.
你很難讓人無視,但努力是值得的

2.
Everybody was right about you.
大家對於你的評論是正確的

3
You are not the dumbest person on the planet but you better hope that he
doesn't die.
你不是這星球上最蠢的人,但是你最好祈禱他別死

4.
Nothing brightens my day more than your absence.
沒有什麼比你不在能讓我這天更快樂

5
i envy people who dont know you
我忌妒不認識你的人

6
I kept having to go back to a hardware store because I kept buying the wrong
part for my project. The old man at the register who’d previously checked me
out said, your twin brother was in here earlier and he didn’t know what he
was doing either.
我一直跑回商店,因為我一直買錯東西.先前幫我結帳過的老先生說
「你的雙胞胎兄弟剛剛也在這,也不知道自己在幹嘛」

7
Do you have to whistle while you take a shit so you know which end to wipe
你擦屁股的時候要吹口哨嗎? 這樣才知道要擦那一邊

8
If you ate your make up, maybe you'd be beautiful on the inside.
如果你吃了你的化妝品,說不定你的內在會比較漂亮

9
you should carry around a potted plant to make up for the air you waste
你應該隨身帶著盆栽彌補你浪費的空氣

10
You are the human equivalent of a pop up ad
你是人型彈出式廣告

11
God sure ruined a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.
當上帝把牙齒放在你嘴時,他毀了一個完美的好屁眼

12
To an Italian: Your mother's pasta sauce is store bought and you know it!
給義大利人:你媽的義大利麵醬料是從商店買的,而且你知道!

13
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
如果你的大腦是炸藥,就沒有足夠的量炸飛你的帽子

14
If ignorance is bliss you're a walking orgasm
如果無知是幸福 你就是會走路的快感

15
You’re not even smart enough to realize how dumb you are.
你甚至不夠聰明來了解你有多蠢

16
You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread, everyone touches you but
nobody wants you.
你就像一條麵包的底部 每個人都會碰到你 但沒人想要你

17
You are the reason toothpaste needs instructions.
你就是牙膏需要使用方法的理由

18
Your grades say “marry rich”, but your looks say “keep studying.”
你的成績說著嫁給有錢人,但是長相說用功讀書

19
If this was a game and you died, you would drop common loot
如果這是場遊戲而你死了  你會掉落普通物品

20
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
你的出生證明是保險套公司的道歉信

21
I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.
我猜你父母跟他朋友談到你時會換話題

22
If you were any more inbred you’d be a sandwich
如果你再近親繁殖 你就會是三明治

23
Somewhere there is a tree that its sole purpose is to replace the oxygen you
waste, go find it and apologize
這裡有棵樹唯一的目標是補充你浪費的氧氣,去找出來然後跟他道歉

24
你比倒車入庫的車還要遲緩

25
You just lost an excellent opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
你失去了最佳的閉嘴機會

26
You've only got 2 brain cells and they are both fighting for 3rd place
你只有兩個腦細胞,這兩個還為了當第三名打架

27
You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.
你還不夠漂亮可以那麼蠢

28
I only take criticism from people I would go to for advice.
我只接受我會尋求建議的人的批評




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[趣事] Ask reddit 有什麼最佳羞辱是你知道的?
02-13 17:54 Lumia800
Re: [趣事] Ask reddit 有什麼最佳羞辱是你知道的?
02-16 19:18 malala
Re: [趣事] Ask reddit 有什麼最佳羞辱是你知道的?
02-17 19:00 RainCoffee
推 namirei: 18/27XD1F 02/13 20:38
推 yowhatsupsli: 我看完都覺得好侮辱QQ2F 02/13 21:08
推 child1991: 3跟17吧XDDD3F 02/13 21:28
推 cerberi: 讚4F 02/13 22:04
推 Harunobu: 不錯,想到以前有篇德文罵人的也很經典5F 02/13 22:08
推 LOLI5566: 13翻的不太對吧 不是空間不夠而是量不夠6F 02/13 22:11
感謝指正
※ 編輯: Lumia800 (49.216.90.200 臺灣), 02/13/2022 22:32:52
推 after1: 看不懂6,7F 02/13 22:38
推 bravobee: 1 3 11 26 27 XDD8F 02/13 23:10
推 chad79718: 推9F 02/13 23:33
推 miuca: 有些滿好笑的,很有智慧10F 02/13 23:37
推 RC8377: 好嘴11F 02/13 23:42
推 cj6u40: 標題好難懂 看了三次12F 02/13 23:52
推 crazyclown91: 26xddd13F 02/14 00:08
推 Waters0147: 1不懂14F 02/14 00:13
推 hey1992: 18蠻狠的15F 02/14 00:15
推 killerjack: 好讚 笑死 推推16F 02/14 00:40
推 STRO: 你擦屁股的時候要吹口哨嗎? 這樣才知道要擦那一邊,這個不懂1就是在說真的很想無視對方呀XD
26很好笑17F 02/14 00:51
推 kimokimocom: 應該是說對方嘴很臭跟X門差不多 擦的時候容易擦錯20F 02/14 00:53
推 STRO: 感謝樓上21F 02/14 00:54
推 SyunYin: XD22F 02/14 01:04
推 joe87456789: 22超靠北XD 還真的是in bread
應該沒有理解錯誤吧23F 02/14 01:17
推 hughes7375: 2325F 02/14 01:31
推 MB10: 有一些不止羞辱還感覺得到怒火XD26F 02/14 01:32
推 daviss1852: 22我猜是指你是近親繁殖的產物而不是你在搞近親繁殖27F 02/14 01:38
推 dropscat: 10滿有趣的28F 02/14 02:01
推 xup04135: 27翻成‘你還沒有漂亮到可以那麼蠢’好像比較順29F 02/14 02:22
推 zoids2504: 笑死30F 02/14 02:42
推 kid1a2b3c4d: 普通物品有夠哭31F 02/14 02:56
推 thisismasonl: 1032F 02/14 04:10
推 c22054285: 我喜歡16跟21耶～不知道有沒有同好XD
不過與其說是喜歡，倒不如說被16跟21攻擊應該會哭出來（被虐屬性暴露～哈！）33F 02/14 04:11
推 Rucca: 27. 你還沒漂亮到可以這麼蠢？36F 02/14 04:50
推 Kahong: 這跟我國中時會說的話一樣37F 02/14 05:24
推 kimokimocom: 6我好像懂了，應該是網友分享自己被老闆罵的經驗38F 02/14 05:54
推 SmilingMan: 這真的值得收藏
24沒任何的英文39F 02/14 06:44
推 ja3260: 三明治不懂41F 02/14 07:04
噓 ISAF: 再啦幹42F 02/14 07:06
感謝指正
推 jeson711: 7超靠北43F 02/14 07:45
推 HappyKH: 超棒44F 02/14 08:02
推 ep1023: 義大利人集體崩潰45F 02/14 08:03
推 martianlu: end pieces of a loaf of bread 是指切好的吐司最邊邊那兩片46F 02/14 08:07
推 taco81: 罵人的藝術48F 02/14 08:26
推 vincentsoon: 有的很好笑XD49F 02/14 08:35
推 j1020382: 父母換話題那個太真實了50F 02/14 08:43
推 Withinout: 17真的狠，不過我喜歡51F 02/14 08:47
推 wwa928: 7前句是大便吧稍微有點不精準52F 02/14 09:09
感謝指正
推 SparseStar: 1看不懂，求解釋53F 02/14 09:20
推 a509170123: 有的真的不錯54F 02/14 09:37
噓 oc4r: 覺得好笑的都CCR？55F 02/14 09:54
推 st860829: 幹 好多都好嘴XDD56F 02/14 10:01
推 mamajustgo: 壞XD57F 02/14 10:17
推 bunreachable: 三明治我不懂
夠正才能耍蠢你沒資格-這樣翻如何58F 02/14 10:19
推 josai5566: 1是酸對方必須很努力才讓大家成功無視他。(本意暗指大家原本就無視他)60F 02/14 10:51
推 likeconan02: 3感覺很日常可用62F 02/14 10:52
推 hatephubbing: 好過分QAQ63F 02/14 11:05
噓 TolerTSAI: 其實還好 只是每次是英文翻譯的留言都會高潮64F 02/14 11:08
推 Addidas: nothing right in left brain & nothing left in the oth65F 02/14 11:10
推 teamcare: 粉酸66F 02/14 11:15
推 wan0zei: 不少個蠻好笑的阿XD
reddit文就一定會有人來刷存在感QQ67F 02/14 11:18
推 dusty20695: 吐司最邊邊兩片超香超好吃!!69F 02/14 11:23
噓 littledoges: 難笑70F 02/14 11:32
推 dlfly: 18XDD71F 02/14 11:36
推 deadair: 批評長相跟頭腦真的是雙重爆擊72F 02/14 11:38
推 AkaiNamida: 21好傷人73F 02/14 11:52
推 macroshit: 就長的醜然後又笨 兩個缺點而已74F 02/14 12:09
推 wiesgame: 以收藏75F 02/14 12:16
推 garfunkel: 我願意花錢買整包麵包邊76F 02/14 12:18
推 alice0514: 失去最佳的閉嘴機會XDD77F 02/14 12:18
→ sicao: "再"近親繁殖？78F 02/14 12:25
感謝指正
推 awaken:79F 02/14 12:27
推 kevin5603: 22不懂80F 02/14 12:31
個人理解是說的人指被罵的已經是近親繁殖的產物
所以如果繼續近親繁殖生下小孩
那麼被說的就會剛好夾在中間
這句我也是反覆琢磨很久
推 sixturtle: 高級酸81F 02/14 12:44
噓 Mrlegend: 好無聊82F 02/14 12:49
推 glion: 蠻有趣的　推83F 02/14 13:27
※ 編輯: Lumia800 (49.216.90.200 臺灣), 02/14/2022 13:45:45
推 EFFPOLO: 推84F 02/14 13:57
推 AlphaA7M2: 三明治我只想到戈登的idiot sandwich   XD85F 02/14 13:58
※ 編輯: Lumia800 (49.216.90.200 臺灣), 02/14/2022 14:04:28
推 Gigo0419: 阿就真的好笑啊 跟外文有什麼關係86F 02/14 14:38
推 Elivanta: 10.13.26好喜歡87F 02/14 14:38
推 Victory2: 有夠毒辣 XDDDD88F 02/14 14:50
推 whhw: 優秀89F 02/14 15:14
推 an76rowqbo: 18好狠QQ90F 02/14 15:47
推 rosseforp113: 很有趣 但是有些翻譯還能再更通順
22應該有inbred 和in bread的諧音梗91F 02/14 15:58
推 tommy6: 說難笑的在心中把所有的你改成蔡英文就笑得出來了啦93F 02/14 16:54
推 pokercat: 已收藏94F 02/14 17:13
推 jodawa: 超讚95F 02/14 17:15
推 rogerliu: 7笑噴XDDD96F 02/14 17:48

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