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標題 [翻譯] Reddit 極短篇集錦
時間 Fri Jul 10 21:11:52 2020






1.) u/shoutsfrombothsides

在寫這篇極短篇的同時，我一直不停的盹龜








我現在是不是該先放下手機，好好專心的載著我的兒子去學ㄒㄧㄠ ...










2.) u/MYDROPTOPMINIVAN

「約翰你快來看！我們兒子真是好看極了！」我老婆說著

我走向我老婆在她面前跪下，眼眶不禁泛淚






我不斷央求著她不要再挖開小孩的墳墓了。










3.) u/Kayliec96

我媽時至今日一直說我們其實生活在人生模擬器裡頭

但我連個破圖(glitch)都沒看到啊！怎麼可能？






隔天我跟我爸說這件事情時，我爸卻跟我說我媽在生我時就過世了。










4.) u/TheOminousDarkness

在孤兒院裡頭，有人在那晚悄無聲息地帶走了所有夢著美好未來家庭生活的孤兒們性命








後來才知道可能只是那天晚上院方更換 9 伏特電池時，無意間把一氧化碳偵測器關閉了。










5.) u/EarthMarsUranus

在我們將她上銬，並協助她遠離那具仍在失血的屍體時

她一直大喊「不是我的錯！是有個聲音不斷指使我這麼做的」






「放開她」，突然有偌大的聲音在我腦海裡響起，「否則你就是我們下一個替死鬼」。










6.) u/MinMesa

「救我！我找不到我的孩子」那女人踉蹌地走出長廊大喊著，而地面各處都還流淌著血

後來警方來到現場把我給抓了出來






但我的腦海中，卻始終忘不了當時有隻小手從她口中掉出的景象。










7.) u/86-Everything

那個小男孩把舌頭伸出來，對著我做鬼臉的樣子害我不禁大笑著








他那副被噎死的模樣實在太好笑了。










8.) u/ABrawlStarsPlayer

「電量剩餘... 1%」螢幕上顯示著這樣的資訊








我轉頭看地球最後一面，就在我的太空衣即將要沒電之前。










9.) u/palad

我爸叫我坐好，然後把線綁在我的牙齒和門把上








在他要用力闔上門前，他說「快告訴我你媽去哪了，不然我們就只能繼續這樣下去了」。










10.) u/chngo13

我癱瘓般的躺著，耐心等待著有個真愛之吻來破除詛咒；但當王子來的時候








他一手把我的衣服扯爛，眼神充斥著淫慾，那一刻我知道詛咒注定要跟著我一輩子了










11.) u/rumestilskine

我手裡抓著妹妹的小手，一路狂奔到父母為了我們安全所搭建的避難所








我實在很討厭必須要轉述給父母說如果我們再不支付贖金，下次就是妹妹的整隻手了。










12.) u/From_Strange_Seeds

我把我當警察時，收到的第一封信給裱框了起來

那是一位媽媽感謝我當時幫助他走出女兒自殺的道謝信






我每天經過這封信將近八年了，我才發覺信上的字跡跟當時那女孩自殺的遺書一模一樣。








同場加映恐怖至極短篇

13.) u/CulturalMushroom6

我醒來刷牙，吃完早餐後去上班，回到家吃晚餐，打開電視新聞後就睡著了








我醒來刷牙，吃完早餐後去上班，回到家吃晚餐，打開電視新聞後就睡著了。

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1.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h0ywet/i_keep_dozing_off_while_writing_this/
I keep dozing off while writing this. : TwoSentenceHorror
14.2k votes, 160 comments. I should probably put the phone down and focus on driving my son to sch ...

 

2.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH...our_baby_boy_hes_so_beautiful/
"Come John, look at our baby boy, he's so beautiful." : TwoSentenceHorror 13.6k votes, 121 comments. I finally snapped and got on my knees, crying and pleading for my wife to stop digging up our stillborn's grave. ...

 

3.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH...nvince_me_we_were_living_in_a/
My mom tried to convince me we were living in a simulation but I told her I’d never seen a glitch. : TwoSentenceHorror 13.2k votes, 99 comments. When I told my dad what she said the next day, he reminded me that she died during child birth. ...

 

4.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH...nage_it_crept_silently_in_the/
Through the orphanage it crept silently in the darkness, killing the children in their sleep as they dreamed of better lives with new parents. : TwoSentenceHorror 17.4k votes, 252 comments. It was later learned that the stealthy and dreaded murderer could have been stopped by simply replacing the 9-volt … ...

 

5.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH...and_dragged_her_away_from_the/
As we cuffed her and dragged her away from the bleeding corpse, she pleaded, "It's not my fault, the voices made me do it!". : TwoSentenceHorror 11.6k votes, 78 comments. "Release her", I heard menacingly from somewhere inside myself, "or you shall become our new vessel." ...

 

6.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH..._cant_find_my_baby_the_mother/
[JULY2020] Help me, I can't find my baby!" the mother cried out as she stumbled down the hallway, blood dripping everywhere. : TwoSentenceHorror 4.2k votes, 128 comments. The police arrived soon to help me out, but I'll never forget the image of that tiny hand falling from her bloody mouth. ...

 

7.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH...g_as_the_little_boy_stuck_his/
I kept laughing as the little boy stuck his tongue out at me and made goofy faces. : TwoSentenceHorror 6.4k votes, 47 comments. He looked so funny choking to death. ...

 

8.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h90e95/battery_at_1/
"Battery at 1%" : TwoSentenceHorror
21.2k votes, 384 comments. I looked at Earth one last time before my suit ran out of power ...

 

9.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH..._in_the_chair_while_he_tied_a/
Daddy made me sit in the chair while he tied a string from my tooth to the doorknob. : TwoSentenceHorror 20.2k votes, 270 comments. Before he slammed the door, he said "Tell me where Mommy went, and we can stop doing this." ...

 

10.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH...tiently_waiting_for_the_curse/
I laid paralyzed, patiently waiting for the curse to be lifted by a true love’s kiss : TwoSentenceHorror 19.8k votes, 363 comments. When the prince came, he tore away my dress with lust and I realized I was never meant to be saved. ...

 

11.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH...ittle_sisters_hand_i_sprinted/
Grasping my little sister's hand, I sprinted through the refugee camp my family had been relocated to for our safety. : TwoSentenceHorror 9.0k votes, 65 comments. I hated to be the one to tell them that if they didn't pay the increased ransom the rebels would send the full arm next. ...

 

12.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH...irst_letter_i_got_as_a_police/
I framed the first letter I got as a police officer, from a woman thanking me after I'd supported her through her daughter's suicide. : TwoSentenceHorror 23.0k votes, 331 comments. I passed it in my hallway every day for nearly eight years before realising the handwriting was the same as on the girl's … ...

 

13.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceH...y_teeth_ate_breakfast_went_to/
I woke up, brushed my teeth, ate breakfast, went to work, came home, ate dinner, turned on the news and fell asleep. : TwoSentenceHorror 1.5k votes, 114 comments. 446k members in the TwoSentenceHorror community. Give us your scariest story in two sentences (or less)! ...

 


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→ dandingduck: 13 完全體現現實qq1F 07/10 21:16
→ Ommmmmmmmmm: 有幾篇感覺翻譯有問題2F 07/10 21:29

一年沒翻譯文章了，這陣子的文筆有爛掉的傾向QQ

推 isumienri: 13除了感覺空虛日常，我是在想醒來後有關電視嗎3F 07/10 21:31

是誰幫他關電視的呢？

推 lovebites: 11看不懂4F 07/10 21:40
推 Mieke: 11不懂5F 07/10 21:44

妹妹因為父母沒有付贖金而被造反者砍下手掌了

因此原本或許是要去救妹妹的主角，現在只能將造反者的黑函轉述給父母聽

推 rosary10526: 我以為13恐怖的地方是他沒洗澡……(?6F 07/10 22:29
推 halulu: 第一篇是三寶吧！7F 07/10 22:31
推 willy: 11是不是姊姊是綁匪啊8F 07/10 23:05
推 IBERIC: 推9F 07/10 23:18
推 ilivannia: 11是說不付錢的話這次是妹妹的手，下次會是整隻手臂，full arm是指真的整隻手臂10F 07/10 23:32

感謝協助！

推 ejru65m4: 還沒殺 在威脅階段 再不付就繼續拆器官下來12F 07/10 23:50
推 Veditier: 推13F 07/11 00:29
推 iamabeauty: 12有點看不懂QQ14F 07/11 00:40
推 ts17055: 12的女兒不是自殺吧？是母親殺的15F 07/11 00:43
→ luis1056379: 12就媽媽幫自己的女兒寫遺書16F 07/11 00:45
→ ts17055: 然後偽造女兒的遺書，所以遺書跟感謝信字跡都是母親的17F 07/11 00:46
推 seki8864731: 6看不懂被警察抓的「我」是誰18F 07/11 01:03
推 yuchienchen: 13沒洗澡真的恐怖19F 07/11 01:06
推 isumienri: 6的我，就是口述/視角的這個人，背上冤罪20F 07/11 02:52
推 curryh: 恐怖至極21F 07/11 03:28
推 blindfly: 謝謝翻譯22F 07/11 06:30
推 yangnana: 13超恐怖（沒洗澡嚇哭23F 07/11 07:36
推 however1109: 6原文是「help me out」，翻「抓出來」好像怪怪的？24F 07/11 09:16

其實我知道原文是寫 help me out，不過那篇下面也有很多網友在討論語句的用法

由於也有一部份的人對那個「我」感到有些困惑，不知道這個路人是為什麼看到這個女人

也有一部份的人認為文中人稱視角有問題，上句是第三人稱，下句又變成第一人稱

因此這些網友覺得可以把 narrator 給拿掉，用警方跟女人就好了


我在翻譯的時候也猶豫很久，所以才做了點小改變，才讓那個旁觀者的我當作嫌疑犯


如果說這樣子反而讓鄉民們更感到困惑，我下次再注意一點好了QQ 太久沒有翻譯了

推 happyball: 3 不懂25F 07/11 09:44
推 ilivannia: 6的help me out 就是「來幫我」的意思，是說警察到現場要協助主角26F 07/11 09:59
推 newpopopo: 謝謝翻譯～28F 07/11 10:37
推 TWkid: 好推29F 07/11 10:48
推 negai: 都很有意思 感謝翻譯30F 07/11 11:40
推 cheeseup: 13太有真實感了31F 07/11 12:03
推 leoniswu: 3的媽媽沒有拿紅色和藍色的藥丸讓主角選嗎？32F 07/11 13:27
推 however1109: 同感il大，不認為6裡的「我」是犯人或該被怪罪之人33F 07/11 14:09
推 alcestersd: i大正解，主角可能是路人之類的吧？34F 07/11 15:24

應該說原文的下面也有很多人不知道那個主角是幹嘛的，雖然有的人也猜是鄰居或路人

但也有人會反駁說這樣子，主角為啥會看到那些畫面，所以我才做了一點更動

畢竟極短篇也很常在底下看到網友討論說文章邏輯有問題xD

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