回上層
Disp BBS
看板 Gossiping
作者 L1ON (我是獅子~(ﾉ ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ ♪)
標題 [問卦] 川普來台灣第一句話會說什麼？
時間 Wed Oct 14 01:49:30 2020


如題
肥宅剛剛看到川普這個月會閃電抵台
沒想到就要總統大選了
川普一樣要過來玩
大家覺得川普來台灣的第一句話會說什麼？
有卦嗎？

--
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 111.71.102.43 (臺灣)
※ 文章代碼(AID): #1VXUYk-A (Gossiping)
※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1602611374.A.F8A.html
噓 crimson11: May1F 10/14 01:49
推 linhunk: 我的一小步 是台灣的一大步2F 10/14 01:50
噓 pionaero: I3F 10/14 01:50
推 amare1015: 大俠愛吃漢堡堡 你不是大俠 吃香蕉4F 10/14 01:50
噓 chosenone: You're fired！5F 10/14 01:50
→ Julian9x9x9: 屍魂界由我統治6F 10/14 01:50
推 cuteSquirrel: Make Taiwan Great Again.7F 10/14 01:51
推 allenthu: make Taiwan great again8F 10/14 01:51
推 sl11pman: 嗒給賀！9F 10/14 01:52
→ bth060104: Daddy’s home10F 10/14 01:52
推 gracew0709: 留島不留人11F 10/14 01:53
→ alchemist106: 我要吃麥當勞12F 10/14 01:53
噓 jojoStar: 跟蔡英文親嘴13F 10/14 01:53
推 hoanbeh: 川普是白人至上主義者 在他眼中台灣人就是中國人 心裡邊14F 10/14 01:53
噓 ivorysoap: HOW ARE YOU?15F 10/14 01:53
推 balow: President Xi16F 10/14 01:54
推 HayamaAkito: trying your breast17F 10/14 01:54
推 kiminocodo: easy18F 10/14 01:54
噓 jolor26sou: 先隔離19F 10/14 01:54
推 akway: 呦~4%仔 你今天崩潰了嗎？20F 10/14 01:54
→ hoanbeh: 十分看不起的 他只是想利用台灣噁心中國大陸而已21F 10/14 01:54
推 jhjhs33504: 大概會先發推特吧22F 10/14 01:55
推 BlackBass: 我也看不起利用台灣諂媚中國的4%23F 10/14 01:55
→ GGINDOWBOW: hey President Xi24F 10/14 01:55
推 em4: 我是台灣人25F 10/14 01:57
噓 chosenone: 朕還要再幹多十個台女呀！26F 10/14 01:57
推 crystal0504: VOTE TRUMP!27F 10/14 01:58
→ wondtty: 台灣不是也有幾百萬的美國人嗎? 雖然同時也是台灣人28F 10/14 01:59
→ heavensun: 他會帶孫女來   孫女會中文29F 10/14 02:00
推 HyperPoro: fuck ya30F 10/14 02:00
→ starwish00: 三民主義統一中國31F 10/14 02:01
推 hoanbeh: 覺青知道在川普心中台灣只是筆尖嗎32F 10/14 02:01
推 lio220rap: HELLO、在台灣也是說HELLO嗎？33F 10/14 02:03
推 JohnnyH: I see, I come, I conquer34F 10/14 02:05
→ radiodept: president Xi35F 10/14 02:06
推 chienyu2001: VOTE!!36F 10/14 02:07
推 Zombieslayer: chingchongchang I eat rice37F 10/14 02:07
推 Asato163: HAMBURGER！38F 10/14 02:08
噓 k47100014: Formosa39F 10/14 02:08
推 keither1009: Here’s Johnny!40F 10/14 02:10
推 muzik: 窩矮台灣41F 10/14 02:10
噓 mirac1e: 尼好 我是川普42F 10/14 02:11
推 karta018: 咳咳咳！43F 10/14 02:11
→ kard4540: Hello world44F 10/14 02:12
推 F16V: https://i.imgur.com/G4S8xPP.png45F 10/14 02:14
→ leon1757tw: Make Thailand Great Again46F 10/14 02:18
→ tpck: president xi, vote!47F 10/14 02:18
推 chopper0811: 沒人比我更懂曹操48F 10/14 02:19
推 leoz69927: 廁所在哪裡？49F 10/14 02:20
推 dddc: 很多後再50F 10/14 02:21
推 allmwh: めしょがんも51F 10/14 02:26
→ hunterh01: 發大財~52F 10/14 02:29
推 mikechang829: Make China Great Again53F 10/14 02:29
推 lockbolt: 我是台灣人 我愛台灣54F 10/14 02:32
推 narcissus14: 笑死 這樣推文都有人崩潰55F 10/14 02:33
推 GeeBen: 中國垃圾56F 10/14 02:35
推 lonelysin: 台灣麥當勞，Fa#ed!!57F 10/14 02:36
推 wbsinger: 相信我 沒有人比我更懂台灣58F 10/14 02:37
推 KirinP: 維大力59F 10/14 02:39
推 space20021: Gyna60F 10/14 02:40
推 Yonhao: 美屬台灣群島61F 10/14 02:45
→ ccucwc: A62F 10/14 02:45
噓 giaour: 我不會選第三次63F 10/14 02:49
推 aiki0914: 關心台灣  但不介入  我會賣最好的武器給我最好的朋友64F 10/14 02:52
→ all0624: 釣到五毛囉65F 10/14 02:52
→ zzff92: president Tsai,  let's kick China's fucking ass together! damn these communists.66F 10/14 02:52
推 shonbig: Great Thailand people , great Bangkok city68F 10/14 02:58
推 momocom: 來台助戰洋人 軍民一體救護69F 10/14 03:04
推 pitaya13: 讚讚讚 月圓人團圓 支那吃核彈70F 10/14 03:06
推 ringil: I want to play a game.71F 10/14 03:07
推 boris0610: You're fired72F 10/14 03:08
推 himyself: VOTE TRUMP!!!73F 10/14 03:08
推 taco20: 我是你爸，去賣火柴74F 10/14 03:11
推 climax1309: 有沒有人要買火柴啊？好餓喔~75F 10/14 03:16
噓 sincere77: I'M YOU FATHER!  不過是在你的夢裡說的76F 10/14 03:18
推 eric2057: 52州的各位 搭給厚 襪洗米國因仔77F 10/14 03:23
推 haxdxd: VOTE!  VOTE!78F 10/14 03:34
→ echoo:  Make Thailand Great Again XDDDDDDDDDDD79F 10/14 03:38
推 kkevinhess1t: TRUMP IN TAIWAN,VOTE80F 10/14 03:48
推 tw536653: president xi81F 10/14 03:55
→ lucien0410: 好熱82F 10/14 03:58
推 cokepd: https://i.imgur.com/NNLtuCG.gif83F 10/14 04:00
推 DrGun: I am your father啦84F 10/14 04:12
推 bchen1222: 你好85F 10/14 05:09
→ brucefang: 三軍統帥來台灣閱兵，不需多講什麼就夠讓4%仔崩潰86F 10/14 05:29
推 babywipes: I AM IRON MAN.87F 10/14 05:32
推 mirac1e: 5408888F 10/14 05:36
推 cowaksor: 白虎湯真好喝89F 10/14 05:44
推 bryanwang: 我操你媽的台北。90F 10/14 05:49
→ lulocke: 台灣是個很棒的筆尖91F 10/14 05:54
推 nat50601tw: 來看看軍事基地92F 10/14 05:58
推 lushoulian: 不要怕，有我呢!93F 10/14 06:00
推 mildred19: Vote!94F 10/14 06:01
推 pulladium: eagles arrived95F 10/14 06:01
推 as457858544: vote trump96F 10/14 06:02
推 nick55chen: MAKE TAIWAN AN AMERICAN STATE97F 10/14 06:04
推 deamer: 咩修肝謀？98F 10/14 06:06
推 Workforme: 隔離14天？99F 10/14 06:08
推 jwmeng: 54288100F 10/14 06:08
推 nomad888: 兒子好101F 10/14 06:10
推 ilovebmw: Xi, you're fired102F 10/14 06:20
推 owlman: thanks you president Xi103F 10/14 06:24
推 as80110680: A104F 10/14 06:27
推 LKN555: 你媽媽好漂亮105F 10/14 06:38
推 q456456w: I'm a Taiwanese106F 10/14 06:42
推 mow1982: 外送美豬含瘦肉精，吃下去，107F 10/14 06:48
推 hzjtrjq: 不會來啦108F 10/14 06:51
推 WuDhar: (太平洋)兩岸一家親109F 10/14 06:54
推 cpkjacky: 你們打錯人了，我沒練法輪功110F 10/14 06:54
噓 transfight: 豪洨最好會來台………新聞都不查證嗎？？111F 10/14 06:55
推 wolver: 三碗低卡112F 10/14 06:57
推 g0620: Fuck Xi113F 10/14 07:00
推 NYQQ: Fuck China!114F 10/14 07:01
推 nb8503019: Wall115F 10/14 07:01
推 games: 那天要來路上買點什麼東西可以給大家吃的很好吃哦116F 10/14 07:03
推 CKRO: 沒人比我更懂水軍117F 10/14 07:09
推 joky2001: 傻b我來了118F 10/14 07:10
噓 april301988: 來台我就舔共哈哈119F 10/14 07:12
推 dominjin: 54088120F 10/14 07:13
推 sincereboy: 美台同盟 解放中國121F 10/14 07:14
推 gusser: 瘦肉精好吃嗎?122F 10/14 07:17
推 shakesper: COVID-19 !123F 10/14 07:21
推 q9154336: vote for xi124F 10/14 07:22
推 knik119: how are you125F 10/14 07:35
推 TIGERxDRAGON: 支那必須死126F 10/14 07:36
推 cyclohexane: I’ll be back127F 10/14 07:37
推 BlowjobFace: May show gun mo?128F 10/14 07:42
推 phoenix0710: 滅修129F 10/14 07:45
→ evaal: TAIWAN IS GOING TO HELL! VOTE!130F 10/14 07:46
推 redbeanbread: 投票131F 10/14 07:47
推 r9404072000: be positive,be patient132F 10/14 07:56
推 KOIBU: Thank you , Thailand133F 10/14 08:00
推 Warspite: 哈洽馬恰馬134F 10/14 08:03
噓 skyringcha: 先隔離14天135F 10/14 08:05
推 JoyceTong: 認真？136F 10/14 08:07
推 broken119: EZ girl president Xi137F 10/14 08:09
推 henn: 我是臺灣人138F 10/14 08:10
推 ADDUCE: 泥門斗要隔離了139F 10/14 08:12
推 zyic: let taiwan to replace china140F 10/14 08:13
→ gaygay5566: Fa da tsai141F 10/14 08:14
推 lancer0960: 眾卿平身142F 10/14 08:17
推 klo678: 好吃143F 10/14 08:20
推 yahoomessage: 我是一個美國人144F 10/14 08:21
推 escobarwang: hello taiwan!!!145F 10/14 08:22
→ deeeplove: 比讚146F 10/14 08:22
推 faultless: 來讓我們繼續送病毒147F 10/14 08:24
推 Tenging: A148F 10/14 08:24
推 zerobx: 草雞吧149F 10/14 08:30
推 keyboardmm: Say my name150F 10/14 08:30
推 somanyee: 不管說什麼，最後一定是vote！151F 10/14 08:35
推 x0003: Thank you President Xi.152F 10/14 08:39
噓 chiyaki: 假新聞153F 10/14 08:44
推 illillill: make love with Taiwan154F 10/14 08:44
→ xm4z73: 臥～屎～抬～碗～忍～155F 10/14 08:46
推 aigret: President XI....156F 10/14 08:46
推 seminal: 私が来た!157F 10/14 08:51
推 Imagine15:  https://i.imgur.com/D47Hl5c.jpg
 https://i.imgur.com/EK1kinu.jpg
 https://i.imgur.com/8x05bdk.jpg
 https://i.imgur.com/mmWUsWM.jpg
 https://i.imgur.com/MH4blic.jpg158F 10/14 08:51
推 Charley2309: 泰國你好163F 10/14 08:54
噓 applewarm: 不164F 10/14 08:54
推 ryrp: 摳泥基娃~ 呷霸味~165F 10/14 08:57
推 s74109630: 你好泰國166F 10/14 09:03
推 leftwalk: 我終於來到這個國家 被中國霸凌的國家167F 10/14 09:05
推 skyhal: 我想吃臭豆腐168F 10/14 09:05
推 iamseanli: How can you turn this on? VOTE TRUMP!169F 10/14 09:06
推 q10242: 別來吧 有病毒欸170F 10/14 09:09
推 lushoulian: 武器够用嗎?171F 10/14 09:12
推 ZIQQ001: Taiwan no.1172F 10/14 09:15
推 TOEY: YOU ARE FIRED !173F 10/14 09:16
→ kkbush: 你們都中獎了174F 10/14 09:16
推 tailsean: 假的175F 10/14 09:18
→ chinsong: 台灣發大財176F 10/14 09:21
推 DaiwaNWoIF: I177F 10/14 09:21
推 JRSmith: 爽啊刺啊178F 10/14 09:25
→ joe199277: shitty island :)179F 10/14 09:26
推 bakapika: 征服宇宙180F 10/14 09:41
推 rebeliao: TWN no. 1181F 10/14 09:45
推 ps2pvcps2pvc: 大家好182F 10/14 09:52
推 vscarter08: show me the money183F 10/14 09:53
推 qqqaz9527tw: say my name184F 10/14 09:56
推 Carrarese: Make China (Republic of.) Great Again!185F 10/14 09:58
推 buddhabar: Tofu is stinky186F 10/14 09:59
推 storyo41662: 窩不要隔離14天187F 10/14 10:01
→ holypiggy: 防疫破口188F 10/14 10:01
推 k6635285619: DCC SDD189F 10/14 10:01
→ shooter555: 美國第51區190F 10/14 10:02
推 zzzx: 尼!!191F 10/14 10:04
推 hw1: 沙瓦低咖192F 10/14 10:07
推 jeyuli: WTF193F 10/14 10:08
推 YummyMcGee: 門呢？194F 10/14 10:09
→ incisive: 我是台灣人195F 10/14 10:09
→ god2: 還在抹白人至上啊，黑人支持川普的都暴增了還抹196F 10/14 10:13
推 dageegee: shit hole197F 10/14 10:14
推 IRPT001: Xi198F 10/14 10:14
推 zxc61062005: 帶肺炎來？199F 10/14 10:16
推 reko3703: I like 臭dofu?200F 10/14 10:29
推 twmarstw7758:  https://i.imgur.com/9Gk63UY.jpg201F 10/14 10:37
推 sleepyrat: 54088202F 10/14 10:37
推 bingreen: 川普：菜包妳真會騙人民呀203F 10/14 10:42
推 mattpikachu: May show gun mo204F 10/14 10:55
推 parkerlived: Come on 過來,我要親你一下205F 10/14 10:55
→ cra2y37037: 甲罷咩206F 10/14 11:01
推 f11IJ: 咩207F 10/14 11:06
→ st89702: 支那208F 10/14 11:20
噓 freshego: 空你機挖209F 10/14 11:34
推 justeat: i will build a wall to keep chinese out210F 10/14 11:43
推 ksxo: 台灣人怎麼都戴口罩 好好嘲笑一番211F 10/14 11:45
→ goldduck: 我比任何人都了解台灣212F 10/14 11:56
→ aoc7175: 呆丸南波萬！213F 10/14 12:04
推 hank850503: 推 2 樓214F 10/14 12:05
推 prog: 推文笑死215F 10/14 12:06
推 goitaly: You are fired216F 10/14 12:08
→ acergame5: Taiwan first217F 10/14 12:11
推 sin31429: Taiwan NO1218F 10/14 12:18
推 nccupopo1221: USA!219F 10/14 12:22
推 ken0062: how do I turn this on220F 10/14 12:27
推 losage: 宣布參選2024台灣總統221F 10/14 12:28
推 Brinkley: 桃園機場霉味好重222F 10/14 12:29
→ maple0425: 推文笑死223F 10/14 12:34
推 paris27xi: Vote!224F 10/14 12:38
→ sanpf: 兒子，我來看你了225F 10/14 12:38
推 AGITOH: presidency ，再為蔡護航阿，現在又被打臉了吧226F 10/14 12:40
推 Lipton66g: 宣布蔡頭姬為台灣州州長227F 10/14 13:02
推 peermyheart: Taiwan NO.１228F 10/14 13:03
推 jim986988: 54088229F 10/14 13:07
推 Renaud: I love dried mango230F 10/14 13:31
推 NSYSUEE: 支那，你們死定了231F 10/14 13:43
推 kevinacc084: President Xi232F 10/14 13:45
推 MrDisgrace: KNEEEEEEEEEL!233F 10/14 14:03
推 WANGGGGGG: 54088234F 10/14 14:04
推 reexamor: 獅甲國中！讚235F 10/14 14:04
推 tommy6: 我要wifi236F 10/14 14:06
推 greyrose7: Hello Taiwan,Fuck you China237F 10/14 14:08
推 aditionality: Easy238F 10/14 14:18
推 revise: hello niger239F 10/14 14:32
→ jimlexus: taiwan girl ez240F 10/14 15:17
推 henryyeh5566: Hallo?泥們中文也是說hallo嗎？241F 10/14 15:20
推 ethanhow1990: Nobody know Taiwan more than me242F 10/14 15:40
推 stevenyu82: President Xi243F 10/14 15:46
推 alphah: 曹操弄的244F 10/14 15:48

--