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看板 joke作者 AV8D17HIGH (AV8D17HIGH)標題 [哈拉] 營長:啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵!!時間 Fri Feb 11 20:56:27 2011
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看板 Militarylife作者 AV8D17HIGH (AV8D17HIGH)標題 [哈拉] 營長:啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵!!時間 Fri Feb 11 20:47:06 2011
其實我很怕OP,因為我很少來逛軍旅板,
而跟我說這個故事的朋友則常常來逛,
這個故事是發生在我朋友新訓的時候的笑話.....
事情是這樣的,朋友的同梯有個天兵,非常的木訥、老實,
(以下稱某A)
海洋大學畢業,身材五短,有點像納豆,還有點苦瓜(冏)臉,
(等等會解釋為什麼要提的學歷及畢業學校)
某天,某A在投飲料時,巧遇營長......
營長:『弟兄!!剛剛吃飯有沒有吃飽!?』
某A緩緩的轉過頭『.........』不發一語加不停的顫抖
營長:『他媽的問你話不會回答是不是!?』
某A還是不停的顫抖,而且臉上的苦瓜越來越多.....
營長對著旁邊的兵說:『他媽的叫你們班長過來!!這肯定受到欺負!!』
某A越抖越厲害....而且開始流汗,營長也很帥氣的走掉。
下堂課下課,班長把某A跟鄰兵叫了過去....
班長:『某A,你不要玩我好不好!? 營長跟你講話你要回答阿...』
某A又再度開始顫抖....班長也拿他沒轍...只好攤了攤手
沒想到好死不死,過了幾天....某A投飲料時,再度巧遇營長....
營長:『唷!!不講話的弟兄!!又是你阿!? 剛剛有沒有吃飽!?』
某A仍舊顫抖不敢講話,而且可以明顯看到他腿軟了.....
營長:『他媽的!!我告訴你!! 我看過你資料!! 你他媽海洋大學畢業的吧!?』
某A仍舊在顫抖......
營長:『啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵啵!! 這是魚的語言!!
這樣聽懂了吧!? 他媽的!!』
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樓上那超好笑!!
推 harei325:之前當兵時營長口頭禪也是nitama nitama XD6F 02/11 21:16
※ 編輯: AV8D17HIGH 來自: 123.204.53.127 (02/11 21:23)
推 FFss:我以為是這個...
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推 breadf:看到標題就想到鼠先輩...XD10F 02/11 21:36
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推 viviyo:XDDDDDDD29F 02/11 22:27
推 HaveYou:想問原PO 為什麼要這樣抖? 害怕嗎?34F 02/11 22:43
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