看板 joke作者 belleaya (台中狂派李奧納多 )標題 Re: [3000p] 讚美馬英九徵文比賽時間 Sun Nov 18 18:29:31 2012
余憶同志時，能潸然淚下，悼念先蔣。
見愚鈍選民，必承諾其請願，故時有戲子之趣。
民怨成雷，私擬作馬耳東風，心之所向，則或千或百，果然屁也；
甩首略之，耳為之清。
又留民於抗議中，驅逐以警，使之雞卵亂砸，作山林潑猴觀；
果如猴戲山中，為之怡然稱快。
又常於媒體訪問時、民生問題叢雜時，裸其身，使乳外露；
答非所問，喻運動為政，反之為懶；
以前朝政者為毒，本黨為少，反觀敵黨，怡然自得。
一日，見二黨鬥問政，觀之，興正濃，
忽有經濟學人，無能愚鈍而喻，蓋一無稽之談也。
文一呈而二黨盡為所煽。
余不悅，方出神，不覺慨然遺憾。
神定，令禮部，行文爭，
蛆吱別怨。
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推 JKD0504:蛆吱別怨實有畫龍點睛之笑10F 11/18 18:38
推 alentek:中文系的都站出來!!!11F 11/18 18:39
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推 waiter337:蛆吱別怨 大OP
光蛆吱別怨 這四個字 感覺就能爆32F 11/18 18:52
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推 rex33322:太有才了!!!!!!!!!!!!35F 11/18 18:54
推 Arnol:小愛!!!!!!!!!太強大了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD36F 11/18 18:55
→ HDT:不算蛆吱別怨的部份就已經有100分了 加上蛆吱別怨就突破天際啦37F 11/18 18:55
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→ zzoe09:XDDDDDDDD47F 11/18 19:05
推 a3225737:蛆吱別怨 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 滿分48F 11/18 19:05
推 Derp:幹XDDDD你國文太強了吧49F 11/18 19:06
推 mapDog:神級的發想...蛆吱別怨 道盡一切50F 11/18 19:06
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推 hchs31705:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD73F 11/18 19:21
→ william5h:這系列根本是HDT v.s belleaya的戰爭74F 11/18 19:22
推 Apa:蛆吱別怨77F 11/18 19:25
→ xxx60709:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDD79F 11/18 19:28
推 a10501:滿分阿 最後一句82F 11/18 19:30
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推 bmw3633:幹 蛆吱別怨 光這四個字就是神作95F 11/18 19:39
推 gidin:這篇會被轉到FB 樓下你信不信97F 11/18 19:43
推 JomboCA:蛆吱別怨......反正我是信了XDDD98F 11/18 19:44
推 HDT:我的那篇都被轉了 這邊更神的絕對會被轉吧XDDDDDDD104F 11/18 19:47
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推 jonse:太強了,文學造詣真高,不推不行!!!109F 11/18 19:50
推 bengic:最後一句直接滿分XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD110F 11/18 19:50
推 HDT:不爆可惜XD111F 11/18 19:51
推 Narusawayui:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這四字就100分啦XDDDD114F 11/18 19:53
推 forplay:神文...............太強了117F 11/18 19:55
推 auel:讚XD!119F 11/18 19:56
推 BAR777:P板 好多神人....120F 11/18 19:56
推 yanis:咀吱別怨 XDDDD121F 11/18 19:58
→ tckira:這篇應該要本月最XD文了XDDDD122F 11/18 19:59
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推 Mplus:給了你的蛆吱別怨!!!126F 11/18 20:05
推 gidin:出師表誰來改一下127F 11/18 20:06
→ mother:出師表有了阿@@128F 11/18 20:06
推 gidin:對耶 不過沒這篇神XDDDDDDDDDDDD130F 11/18 20:09
推 gsuper:蛆吱別怨真的很神!!131F 11/18 20:11
推 colies:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD133F 11/18 20:13
推 alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD134F 11/18 20:13
→ gidin:裸其身，使乳外露 大笑!136F 11/18 20:16
推 upu:蛆吱別怨XDD137F 11/18 20:17
推 spcjp:不推我真的對不起自己XDDD138F 11/18 20:18
推 Felia:蛆吱別怨真的無敵!!!!! XDDDDDDD141F 11/18 20:25
→ galilei503:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD142F 11/18 20:27
推 ThreeNG:蛆吱別怨 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD143F 11/18 20:28
推 djmay:神人!!!!!144F 11/18 20:29
推 ad901010:蛆吱別怨 乃為本文章畫龍點睛之筆 綜觀全文之核心主旨145F 11/18 20:33
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推 milker:蛆吱別怨ＸＤＤＤＤ147F 11/18 20:37
推 wayianshi:神文!!!!!我想現在只剩二三名了153F 11/18 20:46
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推 timlin:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD159F 11/18 20:54
推 bagaking:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDD161F 11/18 21:01
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推 orz:神作 下去拿小禮物Y163F 11/18 21:05
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推 s10027162:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 滿分！！！！！！167F 11/18 21:13
推 taohjca:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD168F 11/18 21:15
推 asd614:蛆吱別怨 滿分169F 11/18 21:16
推 troylun:神作XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD170F 11/18 21:17
推 hightogo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD172F 11/18 21:21
推 anper:看到最後一句就知道滿分了177F 11/18 21:26
推 salqv:神！178F 11/18 21:27
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推 Fuzishan:神!
幹 真的有神啦 救命阿!!!!!182F 11/18 21:31
推 rsy:全部的梗都用上了~還有創新 真強XDDDD186F 11/18 21:35
推 yoysky:蛆吱別怨 XDDDDDDDDDD187F 11/18 21:35
推 YmemY:神盾局長要來找你了189F 11/18 21:38
推 iboxdoll:蛆吱別怨XDDD 滿分~~190F 11/18 21:39
推 usoko:朝聖192F 11/18 21:41
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推 lunarman:這太屌了 請受我一拜 <(._.)>198F 11/18 21:46
推 ct78645:一個689字，一個蛆吱別怨........誰冠軍呀！？201F 11/18 21:49
→ lucas01:689文學造詣不高202F 11/18 21:52
推 HDT:沒差啊=w= 反正16箴言和長篇文應該就是我和小愛分了XD204F 11/18 21:55
推 flyingal:蛆吱别怨XDDDD根本神結尾206F 11/18 22:00
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推 afulet:神降臨啦!!213F 11/18 22:33
推 Repugnant:最後一句真的是畫龍點睛 神來之筆!214F 11/18 22:34
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推 athea:我快笑屎了!!224F 11/18 22:56
推 vespar:這篇真的太強大227F 11/18 23:01
推 mp2420:好個蛆吱別怨229F 11/18 23:02
推 dWoWb:這 不推不行啊 蛆吱別怨230F 11/18 23:05
推 SWW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD237F 11/18 23:22
推 TimouVeryQ:神啊~~~~~~~~~~神啊!!!!!!!!!238F 11/18 23:22
→ HuangYa:蛆吱別怨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD240F 11/18 23:34
推 derekk:Good job241F 11/18 23:34
推 batka:太強大了243F 11/18 23:35
→ ziyo:拜~248F 11/18 23:52
推 evenwu:朝聖，神作 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD249F 11/18 23:58
→ smelly:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太強250F 11/19 00:00
→ iecdalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD251F 11/19 00:04
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推 sdapi:xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd267F 11/19 00:59
→ syuasdio:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd269F 11/19 01:10
推 wowkg21:蛆吱別怨是啥小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD271F 11/19 01:20
推 ben3683:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD272F 11/19 01:24
推 lovecollyi:蛆吱別怨太強啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!273F 11/19 01:28
→ max9527:太強啦!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD274F 11/19 01:31
推 jazye:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD277F 11/19 01:39
推 cbate:蛆吱別怨278F 11/19 01:42
推 smilelover: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD280F 11/19 01:54
推 roben:10.0281F 11/19 01:56
推 Seirra:小愛必推!!282F 11/19 01:57
推 Keo:你根本是為了最後四個字才選這篇的吧！283F 11/19 02:05
推 y35246357468:113必推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD284F 11/19 02:06
推 vincent0719:蛆吱別怨!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD288F 11/19 02:20
推 a22122212:快出來看上帝阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!289F 11/19 02:26
推 a3329:趨之別院>>>>蛆吱別怨 這太有才了!!!!!!!!!292F 11/19 03:00
推 eowa:這篇實在太多梗啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD297F 11/19 06:45
推 chuxchu:蛆吱別怨１００分！！！299F 11/19 09:32
推 naima1014:蛆吱別怨大笑XDDD甲上上XDDDDD300F 11/19 09:41
推 rumicco:超多梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD302F 11/19 10:10
推 ydydydyd:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDD303F 11/19 10:15
推 kerbi:太有材了這LOOOOOOOOOOOL304F 11/19 10:24
推 namon:100分 你贏了!!!307F 11/19 11:01
推 singsing1130:you win!!!! 蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDD308F 11/19 11:04
推 nicoro:媽~我在這裡309F 11/19 11:17
推 Farger:太屌了 這篇XDDD311F 11/19 11:20
推 JacobSu:蛆吱別怨!! XD312F 11/19 11:27
推 Sickboy:蛆吱別怨水啦~~~~XD314F 11/19 12:12
推 zhvul3u4:綜覽系列文還是這篇滿分...315F 11/19 12:24
推 X6:朝聖XDDDDD316F 11/19 12:41
推 Dick2:乳外露XDD319F 11/19 12:48
推 STARKUO:神之作!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!321F 11/19 12:57
推 chinyike:這篇真是一百分!!!!!!!!!!! 哈哈哈322F 11/19 13:01
推 oneG:蛆吱別怨 真是神來一筆323F 11/19 13:22
推 SPF50:優質好文325F 11/19 13:39
推 u87803170:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD328F 11/19 14:06
推 ppuppy:蛆吱別怨 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD329F 11/19 14:06
→ questioner:===================大哥你上新聞拉==================330F 11/19 14:12
→ jorden:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD338F 11/19 14:30
推 asjh612:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD349F 11/19 15:40
→ nicest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD350F 11/19 15:55
→ suchiachi:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD353F 11/19 16:38
推 Plants:朝聖推!!354F 11/19 16:44
推 Bluebear:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD355F 11/19 16:47
→ lucifa38:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD357F 11/19 17:15
推 newest:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD358F 11/19 17:28
推 AROOBA:蛆吱別怨!!~XDDDDDDDDDD359F 11/19 17:33
推 mathrew:好一個 蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD360F 11/19 17:36
推 Erostupid:朝聖 蛆吱別怨根本神句XDDDDDD363F 11/19 18:31
推 leftman:蛆吱別怨 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD368F 11/19 19:57
推 wizardtime:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD369F 11/19 20:25
推 Jason1122:蛆吱別怨 XDDDDDDDDDDDD375F 11/19 21:42
推 kyhkyh:蛆吱別怨 XDDDDD376F 11/19 21:42
推 coolE:反觀敵黨，怡然自得。 XD377F 11/19 21:47
推 DDR2:蛆吱別怨 XD380F 11/19 21:50
推 Treant:蛆吱別怨 看到這句就知道好神的文XDDDD382F 11/19 21:56
推 mystage:最後一句XD 太有才了，甘拜下風384F 11/19 22:20
推 r0930:XDDDDDDDDDDD387F 11/19 22:30
推 demonfish:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD388F 11/19 22:31
推 BJRT:蛆吱別怨!!!!!!389F 11/19 22:33
推 pvn:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDD394F 11/19 23:19
→ YU1216k:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDD395F 11/19 23:20
推 wenchii:幹~~好文...應列為文選397F 11/19 23:28
推 ashchen:太強!!!!!!!!!!398F 11/19 23:31
推 williex:特地上線推 這實在是太有才了XDDDDDD399F 11/19 23:33
推 riddler:朝聖!! 媽我在這:P410F 11/19 23:57
推 sssun:交大之光！412F 11/20 00:02
推 curtietz:蛆吱別怨朝聖推XDDDDDD416F 11/20 00:51
推 jingyesi:蛆吱別怨實在太強了 Orz 何等文才啊417F 11/20 00:55
推 seoker:=================媽 我在這!!===============418F 11/20 01:04
推 rettttt5:蛆吱別怨超有才的!!真神人也420F 11/20 01:06
推 wowowg:這篇害我笑翻了421F 11/20 01:42
推 Kimchi9527:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD422F 11/20 02:00
推 ooyy:台灣人死了一地 蛆吱都有 蛆吱別怨真是貼切到神的境界!!!!!!!423F 11/20 03:02
推 poca:蛆吱別怨XDDDD428F 11/20 09:29
推 wekapipo:我朋友問我怎麼跪著看PTT...430F 11/20 11:06
推 eqmblcor:大推蛆吱別怨 有神快拜!!!431F 11/20 11:12
推 thatsking:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDD432F 11/20 11:17
推 kasan:蛆吱別怨 超讚433F 11/20 11:33
→ u1988926:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推用掉了Q_Q434F 11/20 12:57
推 Becon:經典！436F 11/20 14:05
推 Megumi:朝聖！蛆吱別怨！你萬中選一的是天才！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD438F 11/20 14:38
推 ashrum:蛆吱別怨 XDDD440F 11/20 15:17
推 aspili3031:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD449F 11/20 22:25
推 chuegou:蛆吱別怨就贏了阿wwwww453F 11/21 01:37
推 leemt:蛆吱別怨!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD455F 11/21 13:40
推 koike1031:裸其身，使乳外露XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD457F 11/21 16:57
推 frmre:朝聖推!!!XD458F 11/21 17:12
推 kungfu:蛆吱別怨救援成功!!461F 11/21 19:58
→ fish0612:乳外露XDDDDDDDDDDDd463F 11/21 23:44
推 maryma:\小愛/ 媽~我在這~464F 11/22 01:28
推 ganbaday:光蛆吱別怨一句就能拿滿分+100000465F 11/22 02:16
推 hsincheng78:淚推蛆吱別怨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!470F 11/22 22:43
推 oip565:蛆吱別怨太強了!!!!!!!!!471F 11/23 01:19
推 kevin91:乳外露真得太好笑XDD473F 11/23 14:08
→ twlight:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDD475F 11/23 19:54
推 Jango:哇是小愛版主!476F 11/23 21:37
推 sw926301:蛆吱別怨 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!481F 11/25 00:30
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推 ebian:這篇超強的XDDDDD483F 11/25 10:50
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Re: [3000p] 讚美馬英九徵文比賽
11-18 18:29 belleaya.