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作者 zunshing (阿信)
標題 [笑話] 拜神求子
時間 Sun Feb  3 22:19:46 2013

有一個啞巴知道生男生女的秘訣

吸引許多夫妻前往尋問

第一對夫妻前往詢問生女孩的方法

甲：「得女其法為何？」

啞巴寫下「欲得其法，先行佈施」

甲連忙要求妻子去發送白米、衣服給貧苦人家

之後啞巴微笑著指著神明桌

甲：「拜神乎？」

啞巴點了點頭

甲：「拜何神？」

啞巴拿出硃砂塗在臉上

夫妻連忙道謝離開

第二對夫妻想問生男孩的方法

乙：「得男其法為何？」

啞巴寫下「欲得其法，茹素半載」

乙嫌麻煩便拉著妻子走出門外

第三對夫妻也想問生男孩的方法

卻被第二對夫妻聽到

於是他們便躲在窗外看啞巴會傳授何種方法

啞巴開出同樣的條件

第三對夫妻則是欣然同意

便寫下立願書並向上天立誓

丙：「得男其法為何？」

啞巴依然指了指神明桌

丙：「拜神乎？」

啞巴點了點頭便走到門旁指著天上的眉月

第三對夫妻十分開心就離開了

而第二對夫妻在看到啞巴的舉動後

也暗自竊喜偷偷地離開

十個月後甲及丙都到了啞巴家中感謝

突然間乙來到啞巴面前破口大罵

甲及丙連忙阻止

乙：「汝拜何神，為何得子？」

甲：「吾按其法，面赤為神，應為關公，故得一女」

甲拜了關公，因為把公(男性)關住了，所以求得女孩；

丙：「吾按其法，遙指眉月，應為包公，故得一男」

丙拜了包公，因為包生公，所以求得男孩；

丙：「汝按其法，未嘗得子？」

乙恍然大悟痛哭失聲

乙：「吾本欲求男，雖得一子，但既非得男，亦非得女，是謂不男不女」

甲大驚：「汝拜何神？」

乙：「吾見啞者指月，故拜嫦娥」


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