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看板 StupidClown
作者 bbsccr (bbsccr)
標題 [聽錯] 林先生....你好
時間 Sun Sep 22 01:41:17 2013

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今天傍晚花生的事 >///<

電話響...接電話

我：喂你好

對：你好，問是xxx嗎?

我：是..我是...
對：您好 我是林昌坤，想通知您換卡...

我：誰?不好意思，我沒用信用卡

對：不是信用卡，我~~~ 是林昌坤啦...

我：林先生 我不認識你




對：.....
    我是...
    士林燦坤啦.........(拉高嗓音)
    要通知您換會員卡....(背景傳來一對店員爆笑聲)







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