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作者 lucifertd (zeat.bbs@ptt.cc)
標題 [轉寄][笑話] 別這樣我還有家人
時間 2011年05月04日 Wed. AM 11:20:01

※ 本文轉寄自 zeat.bbs@ptt.cc

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作者 chouo (030/)
標題 [笑話] 別這樣我還有家人
時間 Wed May  4 00:24:15 2011




有一天，中國領導人和美國總統

正在比誰的保鑣比較忠誠


美國總統笑了笑，並命令保鑣從10樓跳下去

只見保鑣哭著跪求說：『別這樣，我還有家人..』。


於是美國總統因為心軟，只好就此作罷







然而這時輪到中國領導人

他也笑了笑，並命令保鑣跳下去，

這時中國保鑣二話不說

便作勢要往下跳


美國總統見狀趕緊上前拉住他

此時，中國保鑣默默啜泣回頭...










說：『別這樣，我還有家人..』



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