看板 biker作者 nightkid (Enuma-Elish)標題 Fw: [恍神] 在他屁股上發光的是什麼?時間 Tue Dec 13 11:41:07 2011
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1Egejvur ]
看板 StupidClown作者 foolgirl326 (李姿勇)標題 [恍神] 在他屁股上發光的是什麼?時間 Fri Oct 28 19:01:10 2011
今天下班時間晚了點,
騎回家的路上有點灰暗,前方是一台黑色轎車
「唔...在他屁股上發光的是什麼?」
想了一會
「啊啊,是我的車燈...吧?」
為了印證這件事,
我搖晃了一下龍頭,
然後我就摔車了。
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推 erixchou:原PO在醫院上網PO的吧 XD (很像我會做的事..)9F 10/28 21:23
推 ainia0719:我笑完之後講給我媽聽,我媽笑完吐出來第一句話 北七...11F 10/28 21:59
推 jkoh:好好笑 XDDD13F 10/28 22:07
推 winest:XDDDDDDD21F 10/28 22:36
推 folanca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD23F 10/28 22:40
→ x007:有效有推24F 10/28 22:41
→ Tabrith:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD26F 10/28 22:44
推 magy4636:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD27F 10/28 22:45
推 wugygy:哈哈 有笑有推~~~28F 10/28 22:50
推 mv328:這個笨點太強大了啦29F 10/28 22:52
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推 x90634:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD49F 10/28 23:59
推 s1s2s3s4:哈哈 就真的摔車了 身體還好嘛!?50F 10/29 00:01
推 beaswallow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD52F 10/29 00:08
推 enamel711:太好笑XDDDD不過摔車好痛......54F 10/29 00:13
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推 Johhan:有笨到..XD60F 10/29 00:27
推 lesefish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD62F 10/29 00:29
推 yc11:這真的有笨63F 10/29 00:36
推 uc35355:XDDDDDDDDDDDD65F 10/29 00:40
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推 lochh:超笨的阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD68F 10/29 00:58
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推 jxxxx:有笨到71F 10/29 01:08
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推 gc25:孩子 笨板就是你的家.....歡迎回來\(^▽^)/86F 10/29 01:49
推 stkj9502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我該說什麼.........88F 10/29 01:52
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推 EFPTT:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD92F 10/29 02:24
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推 tschia:XDDD 金價五北七98F 10/29 02:41
推 bboypo:笑到不知道要說什麼了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD99F 10/29 02:54
推 yutso:有笨!XD100F 10/29 02:55
推 chiick:是笨蛋XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD101F 10/29 03:12
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推 OoJudyoO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD五告北七104F 10/29 03:48
推 noone:我噴飯了XDDDDDDD105F 10/29 03:51
推 daxon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD110F 10/29 04:20
推 kazaf1114:雖然是很好笑啦....但希望原PO騎車還是要注意安全112F 10/29 08:51
推 qazpo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笨死了 乖,去擦藥114F 10/29 08:58
推 toma2007:下次可以切換一下遠燈,不過前車可能會因為你無故閃他燈..115F 10/29 09:11
推 sayuki:好慘...117F 10/29 09:42
推 kim:這篇該m起來118F 10/29 09:54
推 Zuosiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD119F 10/29 09:56
推 xufunny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD120F 10/29 10:17
推 LiKevin:原PO真fool girl XDDD
原PO沒事吧?121F 10/29 10:18
推 nuhc:哈~ 真的有笨到~123F 10/29 10:20
推 adonistc:笨版模範生~我在笨版已經很久沒看到笨得這麼測底的了:D125F 10/29 10:32
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推 QBby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD127F 10/29 10:41
推 liketen:太好笑了~~~哈哈哈129F 10/29 11:12
推 kuseang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD130F 10/29 11:35
推 aaabac:太有畫面了哈哈131F 10/29 11:38
推 holysam:XDDDDDDDDDD132F 10/29 11:43
推 c0758:你逗樂我了!XD133F 10/29 11:46
推 shan31613:原PO害我瞬間爆笑了XDDDDDD134F 10/29 12:21
推 spf6127:XDDDDDDDDDDDd136F 10/29 12:27
→ idlypanda:我有做過這種事 沒摔車阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD139F 10/29 12:44
推 salqv:保持單純的心是好事,但你身體不要緊吧!140F 10/29 13:19
推 FeO:跟ID好搭141F 10/29 13:22
推 cmid05:..........142F 10/29 13:38
推 yuyuh1986:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD143F 10/29 13:45
推 hanju5:XDDDDDDDDDDD實驗精神讓你摔車!!!!144F 10/29 13:59
推 andy0701:這測試照相機有異曲同工之妙XDDDD145F 10/29 14:04
推 hihilove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這才是笨版精神XDDDDD147F 10/29 14:56
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推 YeHuA:有笨到XDDDDDDD150F 10/29 15:40
推 sa77119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD152F 10/29 16:29
推 YahooJH:為什麼不關燈再開就好了....不過那就沒得笑了..XDDDDD153F 10/29 16:34
推 iner:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD154F 10/29 16:57
推 ffna:XDDD155F 10/29 17:04
→ pbfire:這麼容易就摔車也不簡單...157F 10/29 17:57
推 Array:我可能也會這麼做 XDDD159F 10/29 18:39
推 femaledog:如果是新進戰那種車晃龍頭也沒辦法測XD161F 10/29 19:41
推 ur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD164F 10/29 20:25
→ homingwei:歡迎回家!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD165F 10/29 20:26
推 a478302:嘴角整個守不住XDDD166F 10/29 20:34
推 momocan107:有笑有推整個嘴角失守XDDDDDDDDDD167F 10/29 20:45
推 pinkbb:有畫面~推一個168F 10/29 20:48
推 hystto:XDDDDDDDDDD169F 10/29 21:00
推 tropicmyway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD170F 10/29 21:01
推 logisticQ:糟糕,為了確定燈有沒有亮我也都會去摸耶....172F 10/29 21:32
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推 Dboy:夠笨~推XDDDDDD174F 10/29 21:35
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推 evasandy:嘴角失守XDDDDDDDDDD177F 10/29 22:00
→ Yie:XDDD179F 10/29 22:04
推 Dick144:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD180F 10/29 22:16
推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDD182F 10/29 22:18
推 Freeven:有夠北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD184F 10/29 22:48
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推 llljef:笑死我了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈191F 10/30 00:04
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推 jkl999:你應該還好吧 騎車請小心喔XDDDDDDDDDDD197F 10/30 01:39
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推 kameil120:實驗精神給推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD212F 10/30 12:20
推 revorea:雖然很笨,不過拜託路上不要這樣玩...很危險...213F 10/30 12:34
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推 no07:有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD217F 10/30 14:33
推 pojicoffee:你的車燈是固定式的 沒搖到摔車是看不出來會動的 笨~219F 10/30 14:54
推 shan1209:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD220F 10/30 17:21
推 YIDAN:真笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDD222F 10/30 18:11
推 a3676781:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD224F 10/30 19:38
推 azure5209:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD225F 10/30 19:56
→ fsps6161:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 我大笑了226F 10/30 20:34
推 blue411:我愣了一秒 笑到發抖 有後勁 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD227F 10/30 21:10
推 ecoh:讚!!228F 10/30 21:25
推 uglycat:XDDDDDDDD233F 10/30 22:47
推 tovshang:噗! XDDDDDDDDD236F 10/30 23:56
推 sCReT:太可愛了XDDDDD237F 10/31 00:03
推 joker6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD238F 10/31 00:31
推 kanebo998:超ㄏㄢ的~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!239F 10/31 00:39
推 FortunateY:原PO保重 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD244F 10/31 05:07
推 Loloya:哈哈!這笑點好強大XD245F 10/31 06:04
推 kaworuna:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD251F 10/31 13:45
推 boss1220:你可以伸手遮一下車燈就好~252F 10/31 16:13
推 vuta:我笑了 哈哈哈XDD253F 10/31 19:27
推 ritalovel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笨板有你真好]255F 10/31 22:58
推 mamsetc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD256F 10/31 23:02
推 clenout:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 完了我的面膜258F 10/31 23:48
推 Ignor:其實我之前也有晃過我的龍頭,真的差點摔車
閃光說他看不懂259F 11/01 00:16
推 GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真 笨 版 文263F 11/01 00:59
推 lynnping:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD266F 11/01 01:51
推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD268F 11/01 12:07
推 Ekmund:嘿 你回來啦269F 11/01 16:09
推 bulon:笑了 XD 謝謝你270F 11/01 16:18
推 zizing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD272F 11/01 20:40
推 WYJ:XDDDD 好冷靜的笑點!保重!273F 11/01 21:00
推 mayday0920:超爆笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD274F 11/02 18:29
推 soullinker:也太有畫面太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD275F 11/02 23:09
推 zaks:阿結果到底是不是你的車燈276F 11/03 03:47
推 fardima:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到流淚~278F 11/03 14:08
推 YuHaveFun:超有畫面的!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xDDDDDDDDDDD279F 11/04 00:44
推 makss:原po你沒事吧? 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈285F 11/05 11:29
推 laitotsubasa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD287F 11/10 00:13
推 yokowind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD288F 11/11 23:18
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→ kibest:有畫面 不錯 ~291F 11/19 15:28
推 juting:哈哈哈,真的是有北七到 XDDDDDD292F 11/27 21:09
推 yydd:XDDDDDDDDDDDD293F 11/30 14:35
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※ 轉錄者: nightkid (140.115.30.85), 時間: 12/13/2011 11:41:07
推 hanway:...................................................1F 12/13 11:48
推 TheAvenGer:...............................................2F 12/13 11:51
推 r0930:.......3F 12/13 11:58
推 beyond1000:...................................................4F 12/13 11:58
→ chtm:推實驗精神6F 12/13 12:01
推 hj8246:超好笑的阿XD12F 12/13 15:08
→ remix7:在機車板眼裡這很難笑= =14F 12/13 15:54
→ dwyanelin:不管在哪我都覺得很難笑..
誰騎車會故意去晃龍頭而自摔
這就有點像有些智能障礙的不會算1+1一樣 一點也不好笑16F 12/13 16:11
※ XIESERIOUS:轉錄至看板 NSYSU_FG101 12/13 17:27
→ DareJ:智能障礙的比喻很怪...23F 12/13 18:36
→ hj8246:我覺得就只是車主傻傻而已吧 幹嘛每個都難笑24F 12/13 18:48
→ nodefeat:笑不出來 原車主上路時可以通知一下嗎?25F 12/13 19:12
推 dwyanelin:平常騎直線的時候 你只要刻意的稍為轉一點點龍頭 馬上傳到你身體的感覺應該就是重心有點偏掉了 再下去就會失控能晃龍頭晃到自摔 代表他這方面能力實在非常低落
所以可以稱為 騎車方面的障礙 所以用智能障礙比喻29F 12/13 20:36
推 snowcoat:挺可愛的啊 XD 推Enuma-Elish (?)
其實也不必太嚴苛 有些路段龍頭沒穩住就摔了 何況是晃33F 12/13 20:44
→ u21054:幹麻不關車燈不就好了....35F 12/13 20:58
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