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1
- I'd like to call you. What's your number?
- It's in the phone book.

- But I don't know your name.
- That's in the phone book too.

2
- Haven't I seen you someplace before?

- Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

3
-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

-I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

4
-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

-Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

5.
-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.

-Okay, get out.

6.
-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day.
-You look like a rapist.

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