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標題 Re: [討論] 大家為何這麼討厭熱火??
時間 Mon Jun 17 18:20:33 2013


※ 引述《bee12 (請給我食物)》之銘言:
: 先看看熱火的陣容
: 34      Ray Allen       帶槍投靠
: 31      Shane Battier   假摔
: 1       Chris Bosh      愛哭+抱大腿
: 15      Mario Chalmers  自稱聯盟"頂尖"控衛
: 40      Udonis Haslem   沒話講,熱火最讓人尊敬的球員
: 6       LeBron James    克里夫蘭頭號公敵
: 9       Rashard Lewis   2000萬
: 13      Mike Miller     假摔
: 3       Dwyane Wade     花邊新聞一堆+金身
: 基本上熱火沒什麼歷史可言
: 從老闆到球員甚至到球迷都是投機者
: 老闆炒短線
: 球員抱大腿
: 球迷只想勝利
: 從熱火退休球衣
: 10      Tim Hardaway    G       1996-2001
: 33      Alonzo Mourning         C       1995–2002, 2005–2008
: 就可以看出這球隊歷史有多貧乏,大多是靠炒短線來組成的
: 套一句J. K. Rowling寫過的話,熱火隊不過是由梟雄、惡棍、弱者組成的球隊
: 弱者為了尋求保護、梟雄想要分享榮耀、惡棍則想要依附一個深暗暴虐之道
: 的領袖

其實也不用講以前了什麼球隊歷史云云的

就假摔這點就夠了

當然

每一隊一定都有一兩位恥度夠高 愛假倒的的球員

不過我們來看看坐擁豪華陣容的熱火

 34      Ray Allen
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSshX95cUf4 初來乍到隨即小露鋒芒
Ray Allen Flopping Hard - YouTube
Russell Westbrook clearly does not even make contact with Ray Allen, but an offensive foul is called in favor of the Flop Master 5000 who puts on a show by s...

 

 31      Shane Battier
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6k0pfA6ogY 影帝級(轉隊前就很會)

 1       Chris Bosh
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIcfBlL524s 史詩級

 15      Mario Chalmers
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFyV1VQcCW8 後起之秀
NBA News: Mario Chalmers FLOP in Game 7, Paul George Calls Him OUT! - YouTube [6/3/13] Mario Chalmers with a flop in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Gets CALLED OUT on live TV by Paul George. Must watch Join the Largest Lakers...

 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFyV1VQcCW8
NBA News: Mario Chalmers FLOP in Game 7, Paul George Calls Him OUT! - YouTube [6/3/13] Mario Chalmers with a flop in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Gets CALLED OUT on live TV by Paul George. Must watch Join the Largest Lakers...

 

 6       LeBron James
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-9VOWbbRb4 3:15 MIX BJ4

 40      Udonis Haslem
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEaOvEjeXKk

 13      Mike Miller
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbLV1zH2x1o
Mike Miller Flop - YouTube
Mike Miller flops against David West during Game 1 of the Heat-Pacers series. Not the best acting job I've ever seen.

 

 3       Dwyane Wade
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7k19LJ1zgM
Dwyane Wade's Bad Flop | Pacers vs Heat | May 26, 2013 | Game 3 | NBA Eastern Finals 2013 - YouTube Dwyane Wade's Bad Flop | Pacers vs Heat | May 26, 2013 | Game 3 | NBA Eastern Finals 2013 Dwyane Wade ================IGNORE TAGS================= NBA Miami ...

 

 9       Rashard Lewis
 查無影片 或許這就是他上不了場的原因?



附上前年對小牛的MIAMI FLOP MIX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBFo-34hRdM
The Miami Floppers - YouTube
A compilation of the first 5 games of the 2011 NBA Finals, focusing on the flopping and acting of the Miami Heat. In compiling this video, I discovered that ...

 
摔成這樣還拿不到冠軍 真是辛苦了


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bee12:Miami Floppers1F 06/17 18:21
Chris Bosh Flop Game 3 2013 in HD - YouTube
Chris Bosh doing what he does best :)

 
twsoriano:推邁阿密硬漢劉益士4F 06/17 18:25
wangjason:好演技給推5F 06/17 18:26
FFTTDD:LBJ是導演6F 06/17 18:27
JyouItsu:熱火主場地板超堅固也超滑7F 06/17 18:32
r781207:硬漢兩千萬8F 06/17 18:33
applekiwi:我是覺得 最佳導演:濕婆   最佳男演員:LBJ9F 06/17 18:33
zenwu:在反火的眼裡 所有的進攻犯規都是假摔10F 06/17 18:34
ocmax:邁阿密甲摔隊11F 06/17 18:34
applekiwi:最佳男配角:韋德    最佳新人獎:波許12F 06/17 18:35
zenwu:這才是雪亮的眼睛13F 06/17 18:35
applekiwi:還有網路票選人氣新星 入圍有:Ray Allen,
Shane Battier, Mario Chalmers, Udonis Haslem14F 06/17 18:36
benjason:bosh超好笑 XD16F 06/17 18:36
applekiwi:Mike Miller, Rashard Lewis 熱火可是奧斯卡大贏家17F 06/17 18:37
hans0913:看完這個MIX會覺得聯盟罰假摔罰不夠重欸18F 06/17 18:37
Lebron James flop Heat Pacers in Game 6 - YouTube
Subscribe:  NBA,Kobe Bryant,Lebron James,NBA Finals,NBA Game 6,San Antonio Spurs,Miami Heat,Basketball,NBA 2013 Finals

 
Cj3636736:火火眼中的對手都很髒又黑哨20F 06/17 18:37
ej3xl3284:火火不用護航了..看球這麼久 最會摔最愛摔就這支熱火21F 06/17 18:38
Bad call: Duncan blocking foul vs Wade - Spurs @ Heat, Game 1 - YouTube The shaky officiating continues in the NBA Finals.

 
ej3xl3284:還沒看過歷史上有哪支球隊全隊都在摔的....23F 06/17 18:39
noahlin:Bosh演技超爛的XDDDDDDD24F 06/17 18:39
serendipity:BOSH好笑25F 06/17 18:39
koflll:史詩級的假摔 真的夠會演的26F 06/17 18:40
loko:地板是不是要上一下止滑粉 摔太慘了吧27F 06/17 18:41
ej3xl3284:又不是沒實力 聯盟強隊整場在那邊倒 像什麼樣...
號稱要挑戰史上第一人的也是整天倒 挑戰最強影帝嗎28F 06/17 18:41
noahlin:八爺至少還是有contact才摔 Bosh空氣摔真的看不下去30F 06/17 18:42
ej3xl3284:沒有喔 八爺一堆沒碰到也在摔...還會用身體埋地雷31F 06/17 18:44
hsiung9:Bosh讓我想起古早快打旋風的阿捏固的"空氣摔"32F 06/17 18:45
MarsBati:整隊都假摔 要討厭熱火光這點就足夠了33F 06/17 18:46
hsiung9:躺成這樣也才罰5000鎂,對這些領千萬鎂的球員真是
不痛不癢34F 06/17 18:46
sasewill:Haslem那個不像是要假摔阿  只是重心不穩吧36F 06/17 18:46
gotohikaru:Bosh那招KD很常用啊37F 06/17 18:47
iak:雖然我是火迷 不過bosh的真的超好笑的拉哈哈38F 06/17 18:48
tysh710320:bo噓~~~~~~~~~~~~~~39F 06/17 18:49
psychoF:[人家是真功夫 BOSH做真的讓人覺得..硬要欸40F 06/17 18:49
Cj3636736:我邊看BOSH的影片邊笑XD41F 06/17 18:51
Mensholaten:打球不好好打一直演假摔 有夠噁心 整隊都臭掉42F 06/17 18:51
katanakiller:熱火真的很愛摔但別隊摔的時候都沒人想提差別待遇XD43F 06/17 18:51
hoppy0626:虧這些人曾經都是不錯的球員44F 06/17 18:52
eugene7983:假摔不可恥,假成這樣還一堆裁判買帳....45F 06/17 18:54
ej3xl3284:假摔這種動作 偶一為之會想說有技巧.經驗 整場摔就..46F 06/17 18:54
gotohikaru:提個鬼 火腿平常最愛亂抹黑敗人品47F 06/17 18:54
shena30335:[新聞] 熱火Bosh 第四戰假摔 罰5000美元48F 06/17 18:55
Dwyane Wade's Bad Flop | Pacers vs Heat | May 26, 2013 | Game 3 | NBA Eastern Finals 2013 - YouTube Dwyane Wade's Bad Flop | Pacers vs Heat | May 26, 2013 | Game 3 | NBA Eastern Finals 2013 Dwyane Wade ================IGNORE TAGS================= NBA Miami ...

 
killer75115:三巨頭=三個摔子?50F 06/17 18:57
ATSEVEN:地板太髒了51F 06/17 18:57
murray5566:bosh太有梗了 越來越搞笑52F 06/17 19:00
starzodiac:booooooooooosh~ 超越McGeeeeeeeee的天才53F 06/17 19:01
laexis:難怪火迷也是中二54F 06/17 19:02
killer75115:來辦個天下第一假摔大會好了55F 06/17 19:02
wind333:明明體能技術都很猛 偏偏整天在那邊假摔56F 06/17 19:04
SQUAD12345:雷槍那球只是要閃拐吧,他也沒想到可以讓酸酸高潮57F 06/17 19:04
rbull:三巨頭 六條腿 沒一個站的起來的58F 06/17 19:04
pradaad:火火名言:沒有吹哨,就是好球59F 06/17 19:08
bagayoyo:bosh的影片好白癡...60F 06/17 19:15
idaiidai0814:腿迷呵61F 06/17 19:15
ballgame162:抱團假摔,乾脆去好萊塢62F 06/17 19:18
sx4152:MIAMI~Where flopping happens63F 06/17 19:20
yinchun:如果舉辦假摔奧斯卡,熱火應該能囊括大部份獎項64F 06/17 19:21
david368368:boshXDD65F 06/17 19:21
pyhpyh:假摔三巨頭66F 06/17 19:21
F7:幹看到對小牛那影片真是快笑死 XDDD67F 06/17 19:21
ooyy:別這樣,樓上不是也有假死技能嗎?相煎何太急68F 06/17 19:25
wurenben:bosh真的是演技超爛的諧星69F 06/17 19:26
LsVCheN:Bosh的真是看一次笑一次70F 06/17 19:27
NLchu:留給火腿迷一點面子71F 06/17 19:28
F7:護航不來只好扯別的,某些火迷真可悲72F 06/17 19:29
firxd:霸許的真的超好笑73F 06/17 19:29
kiddleaf:現在馬刺完全變成假摔受害者了 好不習慣啊74F 06/17 19:30
ykten:他們在火火心中都是被人家幹飛的75F 06/17 19:31
gogolakers24:根本是整隊上下的氛圍....甚至策略吧76F 06/17 19:34
u2gogowin:做進攻犯規跟假摔完全是兩回事好嗎!皮朋很會做進攻X77F 06/17 19:38
o0991758566:Bosh真的太猛了..............78F 06/17 19:39
motoman:屎騰乾兒子買帳很合理阿79F 06/17 19:41
luckysmallsu:Bosh真的太好笑了啦XDDDDD80F 06/17 19:43
ldstar:Bosh這樣搞沒被禁賽嗎? 根本是演員而不是球員......81F 06/17 19:44
ou123:XDDDD82F 06/17 19:53
thriller396:看完以後,更討厭熱火了83F 06/17 19:54
liiiiiiiio:這XDDDDDDDDDDDD84F 06/17 19:56
gh34163:nba barcelona,演成這樣還是有看不懂的支持85F 06/17 19:58
cjo7938:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD86F 06/17 19:58
nowitzki76:Bosh有機會進軍好萊屋 也可以去拍制狐臭廣告87F 06/17 20:02
ccneptunecc:Bosh讓我笑超久XDD88F 06/17 20:02
nowitzki76:Boozer那狐臭摔 經典到爆炸89F 06/17 20:02
sx4152:bosh真的太好笑...90F 06/17 20:05
sciv:迷迷表示:BOOZER轉身會有劍氣 所以是進攻犯規91F 06/17 20:13
Easley:XDDDDDDDDDDD92F 06/17 20:14
dream2:柳龍拳熱火隊93F 06/17 20:14
XDGX:XD94F 06/17 20:15

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