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標題 Re: [問卦] 馬英九到底為什麼急於鬥掉王?
時間 Wed Sep 11 18:46:44 2013



起初李立法委員隱匿美籍多年
我不說話
因為我自己也有美國綠卡

接著林秘書長涉嫌索賄
我不說話
因為我自己也有挪用特別費

後來張市長拍桌施壓員警
我不說話
因為只有他的政績比我差

之後賴議員雙子星收賄
我不說話
因為他是我的馬辦主任

最後王院長被監聽到有關說
我終於講話了
因為...








他沒有幫我關說  特別費!!!





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他.沒.有.分.我.一.杯.羹!!
從善如流
只是想表達在確定自己不是共犯時，指責別人就會很大聲



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※ 編輯: ktpp            來自: 61.231.48.5          (09/11 19:42)
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