看板 Gossiping作者 unique681 (tw)標題 [問卦] 機師要射的時候的口號是?時間 Tue Dec 22 17:01:38 2020
射精乃男人生存之目的
各種職業要射前都會喊不同的口號
譬如我朋友
棒球投手的會喊 北鼻 我要丟了
他北鼻還會附和喊 你要我用哪裡接~~~
抱歉 題外話
阿開飛機要射前的會喊什麼?
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→ mHRUed: 台女: Cummm inside1F 12/22 17:02
推 ubcs: 起飛升空啦5F 12/22 17:02
→ Medic: 身寸惹8F 12/22 17:02
推 CODDDD: 左線預備,右線預備,全線預備9F 12/22 17:02
→ RRADA: all in10F 12/22 17:02
推 yymeow: terrain~terrain~11F 12/22 17:02
推 veryGY: ready for impact14F 12/22 17:03
→ jamestracy: Cabin crew, prepare for cumming15F 12/22 17:03
推 stgem: Fox one16F 12/22 17:03
→ zold: fxxk19F 12/22 17:03
推 s458963: 阿阿..遇到亂流了...阿阿啊阿!!! 墜機了20F 12/22 17:03
噓 jisson: Mayday!Mayday!25F 12/22 17:03
推 alcpeon911: cabin crew attention,ready to cumming27F 12/22 17:03
推 liudwan: eject! eject!37F 12/22 17:05
推 XDDXDD: TAIWAN NO.1 ...39F 12/22 17:05
→ lwamp …
推 lwamp: Taiwan is ez45F 12/22 17:05
推 john5380: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh ah ah ah ah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!46F 12/22 17:05
→ demangel: retard retard48F 12/22 17:06
推 ccucwc: Fire in the hole49F 12/22 17:06
推 Kyameron: Taipei Take off!50F 12/22 17:06
推 believefate: I believe I can fly~~~~~~~51F 12/22 17:06
推 u8702116: this is captain speaking55F 12/22 17:07
推 vy8824: may day56F 12/22 17:07
推 nextpage: 開始背誦:Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo ......57F 12/22 17:07
推 ru04ul4: brace for impact!58F 12/22 17:08
推 shenmue1001: Taiwan girls are fucking easy!61F 12/22 17:08
推 diiky: I Believe I Can Fly~~62F 12/22 17:08
→ YishengSu: jizz~us, you are so easy63F 12/22 17:08
→ pikakami: Cabin crew prepare for landing64F 12/22 17:08
推 newland: Mayday mayday ahhhhh!65F 12/22 17:08
推 Zecknight: three two one Fire!67F 12/22 17:09
推 npsi: Landing in the hole!68F 12/22 17:09
推 shonbig: Go Yon San Ni Ichi Hashia69F 12/22 17:09
推 Kidmo: 到底XD72F 12/22 17:09
推 asdf0322: mayday mayday73F 12/22 17:10
推 ivanos: Checked76F 12/22 17:10
推 dddc: 射爆茄子77F 12/22 17:10
推 Segal: Mayday Mayday Mayday78F 12/22 17:10
→ ASUSboy: Pull up pull up85F 12/22 17:11
推 hy23: co~vid!86F 12/22 17:11
推 ZeroValue: 應該要先把當下的時間.溫濕度天氣狀況唸一遍吧,然後才會放下鼻輪啊89F 12/22 17:12
推 XJY13: eva 765 taxing and take off92F 12/22 17:12
推 ivan1994: Good afternoon! This is Captain. We are ready for coming together95F 12/22 17:13
→ BaRanKa: Mayday mayday!!102F 12/22 17:14
推 abadjoke: Mayday Mayday103F 12/22 17:14
噓 mjj90138: Here Cums The Sweet Virus104F 12/22 17:14
推 bee0316: Mayday真的很好笑106F 12/22 17:14
推 zse24: I gonna departure, are you arrived?109F 12/22 17:15
→ vanadiu: 要衝場了.........啊啊廣達鮑魚110F 12/22 17:15
→ takechance: 【Target locked】 "Fire in hole!"112F 12/22 17:16
推 Audien: terrain terrain ! pull up pull up!115F 12/22 17:17
推 dinter5566: This is captain speaking120F 12/22 17:19
→ leinru: 病毒砲,發射!!122F 12/22 17:20
→ WWIII: mayday mayday雅美跌123F 12/22 17:20
推 stussy: 771 771 771 771 771 7777777777777777777777777777777771124F 12/22 17:20
推 EPHJ: 直升飛機起飛囉125F 12/22 17:21
推 oops66: take off!!!!!!!!!!!!!128F 12/22 17:22
推 adagiox: fox1 fox2 fox3129F 12/22 17:22
推 wajolihi: fire in the hole130F 12/22 17:22
→ adagiox: guns guns guns131F 12/22 17:23
推 sauchi39: Missile launch133F 12/22 17:24
→ BaRanKa: 狐狸那個是戰機啦134F 12/22 17:24
推 yymeow: V1 rotate137F 12/22 17:26
推 sroericcc: 鳥擊 Bird Strike !138F 12/22 17:26
推 metrostar: eject eject eject140F 12/22 17:26
→ paphos: 請繫好安全帶142F 12/22 17:29
→ andytaso: call me DADDY!!!now!!!! DADDY!!!i'm you DADDY!!!!143F 12/22 17:29
推 stu25936: Ready to take off144F 12/22 17:30
→ eeccms …
推 eeccms: Taiwan can help145F 12/22 17:31
推 ymx3xc: 77777777777777777777777146F 12/22 17:31
→ iamnotme: 本班機即將開始下降 目前廣達的天氣為雨天148F 12/22 17:32
推 autostone: fire in the hole150F 12/22 17:33
噓 Looming: brace brace brace152F 12/22 17:36
推 felixdooooog: I am leaving ~~ on the jet plane ~153F 12/22 17:37
推 mudee: landing in Taipei girls 疑 怎麼加惹s155F 12/22 17:40
推 sanadayasu: v1 vr v2 take off!!!156F 12/22 17:41
→ mudee: maoday 五毛天159F 12/22 17:42
推 eji9429: fire in the hole!161F 12/22 17:43
推 silverwu: Torpedo out !! 啊不是 這是開潛艇165F 12/22 17:47
推 oceanman: fire in the hole167F 12/22 17:48
推 fransice7: Taiwan Girls Are Easy, CHECKED!168F 12/22 17:48
推 PhySeraph: minimum cumtinue169F 12/22 17:48
推 ms0545173: TAIWAN GIRLS ARE EASY!170F 12/22 17:49
推 wucrhow: 女:雅美蝶雅美蝶 男:美蝶,美蝶171F 12/22 17:49
→ YALEMY: I am cuming175F 12/22 17:50
推 Lions: mothership is under attack! fox 3!!180F 12/22 17:55
推 Kultivient: In the pipe five by five182F 12/22 17:56
噓 hontsa: Justice rains from above183F 12/22 17:57
推 fucking: EZ EZ EZ EZ184F 12/22 17:57
推 karmel: 機師當然喊jizz186F 12/22 17:57
→ tearness …
噓 tearness: taiwan bitchhhhhhh187F 12/22 17:57
推 winiS: 嗨傑克188F 12/22 17:57
推 pelier: Eject!191F 12/22 17:58
推 Sonian: Fire in the hole.192F 12/22 18:00
推 john5380: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~攏厚哩啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!193F 12/22 18:00
推 Hyman: Open your mouth and swallow194F 12/22 18:01
推 scorpii1113: Fifty fourty thirty twenty retard retaaaaaaaar
d196F 12/22 18:03
噓 sanpf: jizz199F 12/22 18:03
推 pr9558: V1 rotate V2 gear up202F 12/22 18:08
推 LULU5566: I have control206F 12/22 18:11
推 libaga: too low terrain~207F 12/22 18:12
推 winnie55: 被推文的YAMAYDAY笑死XD208F 12/22 18:13
推 tokyoto: fire in the hole209F 12/22 18:13
推 riddler: Taiwan help me210F 12/22 18:13
推 ESL63: アムロ、行きます!!212F 12/22 18:16
推 ilove0: Taiwan girl can help213F 12/22 18:17
推 starfishfish: three second...two second....one second...ok!we are landing~217F 12/22 18:22
推 kiergh: 武漢肺炎來嘍 蹦蹦蹦219F 12/22 18:24
推 jtrtsay: D-dick Dick-day222F 12/22 18:27
→ hunder31: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD227F 12/22 18:34
→ ysmd: 直升飛機起飛啦!228F 12/22 18:35
推 k2345678: I have control229F 12/22 18:35
推 glenn608: Mayday mayday230F 12/22 18:36
推 cch69: V1 rotate233F 12/22 18:40
→ coldwalk: wind shear ahead!wind shear ahead! go around234F 12/22 18:42
推 rosydark: eject!eject!236F 12/22 18:43
推 NEWDEED: 台灣英文程度起飛了238F 12/22 18:45
→ Gecco: 未看先猜推文會有Mayday Mayday241F 12/22 18:48
推 cwuwang: Covid for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!242F 12/22 18:48
推 GGxyz: Houston.We're ready to takeoff.(誤243F 12/22 18:49
推 ciza: 窩咬驗毒248F 12/22 18:58
推 stark333: 直升飛機起飛了 空襲警報要來囉250F 12/22 19:01
推 FinallyPeace: Ez cum ez go
Ez cum ez girl才對251F 12/22 19:03
推 pilott: FOX II254F 12/22 19:03
→ haman: engine (英金) starts255F 12/22 19:05
推 lalamin: mayday!!!260F 12/22 19:11
→ tony70017: Take it all, bitch!!262F 12/22 19:12
推 pig0038: fire in the hole!!!265F 12/22 19:24
推 appleonatree: 其實現在有的好像不會講V2了 V2之前就飛起來惹
V1是可以終止起飛的最終速度 Rotate開始拉機頭
V2是單引擎可以維持爬升的最低速度
過了V1不管怎樣就一定要起飛 不然會煞不住衝出跑道266F 12/22 19:27
推 aadsl: clear to take off270F 12/22 19:29
推 luxaky: Mayday272F 12/22 19:31
推 circum: V1 VRRRRR啊...275F 12/22 19:32
推 neweb: bomb away276F 12/22 19:33
噓 cakk: Avengers assemble!277F 12/22 19:33
推 dslamf: 俺要昇舔啦!278F 12/22 19:34
推 ambitious: brace for impact笑死 幹279F 12/22 19:35
推 furylatte: Hello, well cum aboard. This is your captain spitting.280F 12/22 19:37
→ westfour: pull up! pull up!286F 12/22 19:51
推 joe199277: terrain~terrain~~ pull up pull up289F 12/22 20:00
推 a104018: "3, 2, 1, Detach."290F 12/22 20:00
噓 CY40: 就五月天啊291F 12/22 20:09
推 warluck: pull out pull out296F 12/22 20:39
→ caumu: yamalubu301F 12/22 20:56
→ solarem: 前方600公尺 可以landing了302F 12/22 21:01
推 henryyeh5566: 督~→Cabin crew, prepare for cumming303F 12/22 21:01
→ will1027: I’m ready to take off304F 12/22 21:01
→ jay0215: taiwan no. 1 洩洩歹丸307F 12/22 21:10
推 st86127: engine flame out308F 12/22 21:11
推 ZAXUS: fire in the hole309F 12/22 21:14
推 Puribaw: Impact out314F 12/22 21:29
推 rainwen: 2319!狀況2319!315F 12/22 21:30
推 Jamire: hijack316F 12/22 21:31
噓 avrw: 台灣母豬就是賤317F 12/22 21:32
→ McNEMAR: brace for impact319F 12/22 21:37
→ serv828: 不開除機師,拒搭長榮321F 12/22 21:52
推 tony88037: Before cumming checklist324F 12/22 22:03
推 ur83friend: I'm king if the world!327F 12/22 22:10
推 bunbunbun: wish you have a pleasant journey334F 12/22 22:43
推 guestas06: brace for impact335F 12/22 23:17
→ LightWorker: Taiwan can help, ohhhhhhh336F 12/22 23:28
噓 hjgx: 雙車進二337F 12/22 23:35
推 robbieulb: 你朋友484你男友?你484就是他的北鼻?339F 12/22 23:51
推 ks0321: mayday mayday340F 12/22 23:52
推 tommy89082: V1 ready to take off ,bitch342F 12/23 00:24
→ OGC218: 跳戰舞的臉吧344F 12/23 00:41
推 zxcc79: 樓下幫轉航空板345F 12/23 01:03
推 wuri: 乾乾 誰偷偷給我跳炮操的346F 12/23 01:20
推 NSPS6150: big mama big shot349F 12/23 04:03
推 liuhan: 雖洨厚哩啦~351F 12/23 05:07
→ upeo: fox 2
Dynasty 117 ,fox 3
bullseyes!352F 12/23 05:42
推 enkidu0830: attention, we are going to landing355F 12/23 07:06
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