看板 StupidClown作者 f127doggpig (阿賢)標題 [轉錄][趣事] 怎麼樣會好過點時間 Tue Aug 16 17:04:16 2011
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1EIXsAuW ]
看板 joke作者 bluestar900 (Zai)標題 [趣事] 怎麼樣會好過點時間 Tue Aug 16 15:34:27 2011
從強者我朋友那聽來的真人真事
以下用強者我朋友的第一人稱觀點敘事
==========真人真事的分隔線==========
一位綽號叫阿彬的朋友失戀了
我與阿彬兄弟多年,找了另一位死黨打算三人在阿賓家陪他喝酒發洩
喝了幾輪之後
阿彬雙眼紅腫,一邊灌著啤酒一邊咒罵
哀嘆該如何才能讓自己不這麼難過
隨行的死黨一聽便說:我有個不錯的方法!
死黨:你想想,通常朋友失戀的時候
我們這些安慰的人不是都能理性看待,並勸苦主看開嗎?
阿彬:所以勒?我知道你們都很理性阿...
死黨:所以就簡單啦~ 大家角色互換一下,搞不好你就可以理性地接受囉
於是,我們三個大男人就玩起了角色扮演的遊戲
死黨飾演阿彬
阿彬飾演我
我飾演死黨
死黨馬上演出一付委靡樣,然後灌著啤酒裝瘋賣傻
阿彬馬上振作起來對著死黨說:你不要難過了!天大的痛苦只要想開點就能撐過去了!
死黨入戲很深的哽咽:你要我怎麼不難過...
換作是你勒...
阿彬&我:...........
然後阿彬就哭了
--
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 61.228.149.198
推 a61113:這啥XDDDDDDDDDDDDD2F 08/16 15:38
→ Skite:死黨舖這啥爛梗 XD5F 08/16 15:52
推 Lavchi:幹 XDDDDDDDDDDDD9F 08/16 15:58
推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD13F 08/16 16:03
推 js50424:他是故意的吧XDDDDDDD15F 08/16 16:03
推 wpen:超白癡的XDDDDDDDDDDDD16F 08/16 16:05
推 Hate426:===============請隨時注意你身邊的女友=============21F 08/16 16:14
推 ntcpe27:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
幹 超好笑的角色扮演22F 08/16 16:15
推 Bollywood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD26F 08/16 16:18
推 c255120:這篇會爆XDDDDDDDD27F 08/16 16:18
推 alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD32F 08/16 16:22
推 A1AC:哈哈哈 好有畫面的迴圈36F 08/16 16:24
推 Bennu:蠢翻了XD38F 08/16 16:25
推 r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD41F 08/16 16:31
推 ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDD45F 08/16 16:32
→ jack086444:我以為你會說:所以就簡單啦~ 大家角色互換一下48F 08/16 16:35
推 nxdwx:靠北勒實在太好笑了,是少年阿賓嗎XDDD50F 08/16 16:36
推 sddy:哈~超白癡52F 08/16 16:44
推 jhelom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD53F 08/16 16:44
推 im30cm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD54F 08/16 16:45
推 anper:幹 好北七XDDDDDDDDD55F 08/16 16:45
推 bheegrl:三小啊XDDDDDDDDDDD59F 08/16 16:46
推 gy3109:XDDDDD 好智障60F 08/16 16:46
推 QQron:幹..... 太好笑了61F 08/16 16:46
推 poca:XDDDDDDDDDDDD63F 08/16 16:47
推 kkbbs:XDDD65F 08/16 16:51
推 evilpoa:清流!!Joke魂啊66F 08/16 16:52
推 hsiao335:靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD67F 08/16 16:52
推 tf201770:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD73F 08/16 17:00
推 donnamonya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD75F 08/16 17:03
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 140.127.114.241
推 AZ48:....有笑有推XD5F 08/16 18:04
推 wtf426:超級北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD11F 08/16 18:41
推 RSoul:這是哪招XDDDD12F 08/16 18:44
推 Showyow:這哪招...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD13F 08/16 18:51
推 Hans14:XD 欸起肖15F 08/16 19:03
推 nanoca:死黨北七功虧一簣XDDDDD16F 08/16 19:05
推 haijin:阿彬失戀 死黨去阿賓家喝酒???17F 08/16 19:07
推 bowppppp:阿彬:......我女友把初音名伶紀錄洗掉了...19F 08/16 19:18
推 lonlife99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD20F 08/16 19:22
推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww21F 08/16 19:35
推 lovekangin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD22F 08/16 19:37
推 diamondX:我笑翻了...完全沒達到目的23F 08/16 19:37
推 arrakis:幹這太北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD24F 08/16 19:38
推 mydin:超級好笑的拉XDDD27F 08/16 19:50
推 lynnchia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD28F 08/16 19:58
推 liyuoh:這.........太北七啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD29F 08/16 19:58
推 susnt:太好笑了xdd 不得不推啊~~32F 08/16 20:08
推 nabiqueen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了33F 08/16 20:11
推 alg:技巧用錯35F 08/16 20:13
推 LayerZ:超北七的XDDDDDDDD36F 08/16 20:13
推 iamflying:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD37F 08/16 20:21
推 lantakara:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD38F 08/16 20:23
推 sa103446:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD39F 08/16 20:24
推 tp950016:太北七了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD40F 08/16 20:25
推 logisticQ:靠北的好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 後勁很強41F 08/16 20:26
推 stevely:超北七 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD42F 08/16 20:27
推 saidon:死黨根本故意的吧XDDDDDDDDDD43F 08/16 20:27
推 TaiwanIsFuck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD44F 08/16 20:28
推 automemory:有看有笑 在看一次又笑再推一個!!!XDDD45F 08/16 20:29
推 p78533578:想到法子脫離身分,又莫名奇妙地被換回來了。XD47F 08/16 20:29
推 ironbu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD49F 08/16 20:33
推 sp022016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD50F 08/16 20:35
推 q778822000:哈哈哈哈XD 好煩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD52F 08/16 20:40
推 monianna:看到前面還覺得很有senseXDDDDD53F 08/16 20:42
推 diovo:馬上就丟迴轉是哪招XDDDDDDDD55F 08/16 20:49
推 CALLMEOK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD57F 08/16 20:52
推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD58F 08/16 20:59
推 saysth:XDDDDD59F 08/16 21:06
→ magicsiren:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD67F 08/16 21:37
推 ppuppy:有種鬼打牆的fu XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD71F 08/16 21:54
推 maochou:回圈讓人默默了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD72F 08/16 22:02
推 ssayer:一點都沒安慰到阿XDDDDDDDDDDDD74F 08/16 22:09
推 MB618:這三小~XDDDD 太好笑了75F 08/16 22:13
推 jz8221:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD76F 08/16 22:18
推 nanio:哈 好好笑XDDDD79F 08/16 22:44
推 pingu35040: 靠么我好久沒在笨板大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD83F 08/16 23:01
推 HeyApple:換作是你勒!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!84F 08/16 23:02
推 KTXNS:北七XDDDDDDDDD85F 08/16 23:14
推 biolife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD86F 08/16 23:20
推 jk0421:有笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD87F 08/16 23:21
推 aaapple12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD88F 08/16 23:29
推 yuisgood:這不推對不起原PO啊XDDDDDDDDDD92F 08/16 23:40
推 firelego:我笑死了 後勁太強XDDDDDDDDDD94F 08/16 23:44
推 lalasugar:這後勁太厲害了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD97F 08/16 23:55
推 zincs:XDDDDDDDDDDD99F 08/17 00:00
推 suchunme:......可以拖出來遊街示眾嗎101F 08/17 00:05
推 lsky:哈哈哈哈哈朋友好壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDD102F 08/17 00:09
推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD103F 08/17 00:16
推 yijanechen:好久沒看笨版大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD104F 08/17 00:17
推 memalina:後勁好強 這太北七了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD105F 08/17 00:34
推 suchiachi:好蠢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD113F 08/17 00:50
推 beLIEve70464:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD115F 08/17 00:50
推 be1212:哈哈 我笑了 xd116F 08/17 00:51
推 wtf426:再看一次還是很好笑XDDDDDDDDD117F 08/17 00:52
推 aaabac:超級蠢哈哈哈哈ㄏ118F 08/17 01:12
推 mimimi333:真的太好笑了.後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD123F 08/17 01:51
推 rademiel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD124F 08/17 01:59
推 zaoa3345678:===========聽說阿彬就是原po,給原po拍拍===========125F 08/17 02:01
推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD127F 08/17 02:53
推 Ceuta:太好笑了~~有笑有推XDDDDD130F 08/17 03:42
推 KSJH:我笑完也要哭了XDDDD132F 08/17 05:20
推 HoChung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD134F 08/17 07:49
推 elvis0313:真的太蠢了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD135F 08/17 08:40
推 rodney0627:這太爆笑了!! 笑死我了XDDDDDDDD136F 08/17 09:08
推 sket119:換作是你咧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD138F 08/17 09:16
→ visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD139F 08/17 09:20
推 fakecake:帶錯死黨了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD140F 08/17 09:21
推 Daredevil316:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD142F 08/17 09:43
推 bewithmine:北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD144F 08/17 09:56
推 earl001:太暴笑了...後勁好強145F 08/17 09:58
推 vinita:超機歪的....XD146F 08/17 10:14
推 ispaaa:超好笑!!!!!!147F 08/17 10:19
→ miaaz:幹!!!!太智障了!!!!!y148F 08/17 10:25
推 khch:金價就北七XDDDDDDDDDD149F 08/17 10:58
推 vw2795:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd150F 08/17 11:13
推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD151F 08/17 11:17
→ pen047:幹!超機歪的…笑死我了!幹!152F 08/17 11:34
→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD153F 08/17 11:53
推 eric0921:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD154F 08/17 12:40
推 len53:超好笑XDDDD 換作是你勒 XDDDDDDD155F 08/17 12:43
推 pooforman:XDXDXDXD不行了~~~~~~~~~156F 08/17 13:02
推 glwei:死黨是弄他吧 XD158F 08/17 13:10
推 winniema:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD160F 08/17 13:15
推 qaz12453:他是故意再捅一刀的吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD161F 08/17 13:16
→ Yie:XDDD164F 08/17 14:12
推 twobom:我笑翻啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!165F 08/17 14:46
→ summeruse:超北爛的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD168F 08/17 15:26
推 oldbig1:靠北,笑翻了我XDDDDD170F 08/17 15:49
推 cph123:笑翻我了~~~~真是靠杯~~~哈哈哈171F 08/17 15:51
推 jjcjjc:超北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD173F 08/17 16:02
→ yeeting:好機喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 他事故意還是不小心的阿XDDDD175F 08/17 16:31
推 sassafras:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD178F 08/17 17:02
→ piggreat:這個超有趣的~~~有機會也來玩一下!!!!!!!!!!!!!!181F 08/17 19:26
推 rogirl04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD182F 08/17 19:38
推 XF:為何我大笑了183F 08/17 19:59
推 tassadar1:靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD187F 08/17 21:55
推 colourhsu:笑死我!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!188F 08/17 22:13
推 fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD190F 08/17 23:35
推 pass0720:幹你們在玩什麼遊戲啊哈哈哈191F 08/18 00:23
推 iamashes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD192F 08/18 00:32
推 narkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDD193F 08/18 01:38
推 singlo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD195F 08/18 05:20
推 NPCNiNi:幹 這太好笑了...XDD197F 08/18 10:14
推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD死黨入戲很深200F 08/18 11:48
推 hirohsu:XDDDDDDDDDD201F 08/18 11:54
推 wowkg21:太北七了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD203F 08/18 12:44
推 caca90142:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD204F 08/18 12:46
推 F101:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD208F 08/18 16:50
推 imhuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD209F 08/18 17:16
推 golucky:你們鞭屍了~~~XDDDDDDDDDDD210F 08/18 17:37
推 e8672596:XDDDDDDDDDDD北七211F 08/18 17:56
推 NANJO1569:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了!!!!!!213F 08/18 20:40
推 fantasylee:後勁太強.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD216F 08/18 22:15
推 londonrabi2:超靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD217F 08/19 02:01
推 liaocat:在辦公室大笑XDDD218F 08/19 13:54
推 valater:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD220F 08/19 14:27
推 LEOPARDO:超北七啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD221F 08/19 16:30
推 HADILEN:XDDDDDDDDDDD這太北爛了!!!!!222F 08/19 22:54
--