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作者 orz (我不是求檔工具)
標題 [笑話] 捷運笑話數則
時間 Wed May 30 22:10:10 2012

1.
小明的工作是捷運站務，他看到有人在面交

甲:"最後三盒D3了，你買兩盒我送你一盒，當作交朋友"

小明馬上前來制止:"欸欸欸!捷運站不能吃東西喔!"

甲:"我吃什麼了"












小明:"吃虧"


2.
小明的工作是捷運站務，他看到有小偷被民眾抓住

小明馬上前來制止:"欸欸欸!捷運站不能吃東西喔!"

小偷:"我吃什麼了?"














小明:"吃官司"

3.
小明的工作是捷運站務，他看到有個胖子在拉褲縫

小明馬上前來制止:"欸欸欸!捷運站不能吃東西喔!"

胖子:"我吃什麼了?"














小明:"吃褲"


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