看板 joke作者 sh050562 (路人甲乙丙丁誤)標題 Re: [耍冷] 買飲料時間 Wed Mar 14 22:54:54 2012
店員:先生您好,請問要點甚麼?
小明:一杯珍奶二支吸管只三分甜,須經四搖五甩六晃,才有七八分美味,令人九轉迴腸
,十足神往!!
店員:...
老闆:...
老闆女兒小美:讓我來試試!!
十個阿宅九個科南八成沒事可幹,七天六夜通宵打game,不修邊幅就跑來
五四三,小心老娘讓你二腿伸直,一命嗚呼!!
老闆:小美,妳來的正是時候
小美:沒事,沒事,沒事
小明:小弟是煞氣七盟武狀元兼嘴砲顧問,綽號『鍵盤金田一』的小日月,閣下是?
小美:小妹讀過哈哈哈哈...哈彿大學,現在是飲料店小千金,小羊大
小明:好!我就來會一會妳!
兩人互相凝視,蓄勢待發,突然......親了一下......眾人跌倒在地!
小美:對不起,我倆腥腥相X,實在情不自禁
小明:言歸正傳,我們開始了
D槽裡,女優吟男優叫,小小千金可笑可笑
小美:鍵盤上,宅男羞科南屌,叫聲它它無聊無聊
老闆&店員:對得好!對得好!
小明:打打殺殺渾渾噩噩事事馬馬虎虎
小美:紅紅潤潤白白淨淨天天漂漂亮亮
老闆&店員:小美真行阿!對得好!
小明:此次口角,嘴妳嘴他嘴妳爸
小美:受人心意,愛人愛己愛大家
小明:我低胸潮衣,顯現兩塊胸肌
小美:你高腰牛仔,露出一付宅樣
小明:我堂堂嘴砲顧問會輸給妳個千金?
林刀頂樓灰修厝
小美:汝家客廳搭靈堂
小明:正妹靚女上我床
小美:你老爸來親指導
小明倒地噴血
小美:對對本為消遣作樂,今日小日月兄居然對到嘔出幾十兩血,可謂空前絕後,小妹佩
服佩服!
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