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看板 P_qman
作者 cuteman0725 (cuteman0725.bbs@ptt.cc)
標題 [無言] 我耍冷的朋友
時間 2011年03月17日 Thu. PM 10:38:01

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看板 StupidClown
作者 gotomybedgo (果子狸)
標題 [無言] 我耍冷的朋友
時間 Wed Mar 16 15:01:19 2011

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某日坐上朋友的汽車
剛關上車門赫然發現一隻蚊子在裡面飛來飛去
我就問朋友說:喂 有蚊子ㄟ 怎麼辦?
朋友就說有一罐防蚊液 要不要噴一噴
我說不用了啦
朋友想了一會兒就說:那你噴牠好了
我不解的問:那有什麼用?會死嗎?
朋友說:你放心 最後牠一定是寂寞而死
因為別的蚊子都不敢靠近牠 哈哈哈哈!!!!!

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推 OscarWang:有笑2F 03/16 15:03
推 xtsyo:蠻好笑的阿 哈哈3F 03/16 15:08
推 maxmismix:嘴角不小心失守了4F 03/16 15:12
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推 aassd:蚊子：我寂寞寂寞就好~~~7F 03/16 15:32
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推 skill94:好笑耶~!!17F 03/16 16:16
推 kerwin37:害我被水嗆到18F 03/16 16:33
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推 lovekangin:蚊子好可憐XDD26F 03/16 17:02
推 sli5116:aassd:蚊子：我寂寞寂寞就好~~~  XDDDDDD27F 03/16 17:07
推 woshui:可以轉就可版了XD28F 03/16 17:09
推 bear11575:XD我笑了~29F 03/16 17:13
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推 sean721:XD有笑有推31F 03/16 17:21
推 w0420cc:我覺得挺好笑的啊XDD32F 03/16 17:21
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推 Dboy:嘴角失守推XDDDDDDDDD40F 03/16 17:50
推 yangwn1234:haha!!!!!41F 03/16 17:54
→ viviyo:.....這不是很老的笑話嗎......我說單就寂寞死這笑話...42F 03/16 17:56
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推 tiger7581:我吸的不是血~是寂寞~46F 03/16 18:13
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推 Majere:好好笑XDDD48F 03/16 18:25
推 candaptt:寂寞如雪...49F 03/16 18:33
推 annasuiisme:噴了防蚊液的蚊子就沒有同類可以靠近了= =50F 03/16 18:36
推 yubaobao:寂寞的蚊子XD51F 03/16 18:39
推 trustmyself:好可憐的蚊子哦~~~ 沒良心的大笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD52F 03/16 18:40
推 nanas9:天呀...嘴角失守...53F 03/16 18:42
→ OtrOrz:小新拿媽媽的香水噴蟑螂也造成同樣的效果54F 03/16 18:46
推 Deesu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
結果那隻蚊子變成人類最好的朋友55F 03/16 18:53
推 crazybelial:XDXD 笑了57F 03/16 19:12
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推 Limonata:笨版本來就比就可版好笑呀!!!!!65F 03/16 19:51
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推 Virness:aassd:蚊子：我寂寞寂寞就好~~~81F 03/16 21:36
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推 e8672596:XDDDDDD83F 03/16 22:07
推 vanness2008:  蚊子: 我記摸記摸就好~~~    從此變雀神84F 03/16 22:09
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推 gethigh:白粗XD93F 03/16 23:33
推 good5755:     蚊子：我寂寞寂寞就好~~~94F 03/16 23:35
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推 your135:XDDDDDD113F 03/17 06:56
推 volvo921:爆!!114F 03/17 07:03
噓 vance6313:不覺得笨也不覺得好笑= =115F 03/17 08:29
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推 hau790623:再爆!!!117F 03/17 08:40
→ gentle1203:樓上慢我一步XD118F 03/17 08:41
推 Nessus: aassd:蚊子：我寂寞寂寞就好~~~119F 03/17 08:41
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推 awashharp:發想的勝利XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD131F 03/17 14:31
噓 waynemayday:十幾年前的笑話........132F 03/17 14:33
推 mingkwan:爆~133F 03/17 14:37
噓 veryawesome:原來把冷笑話打成對話就能爆了(筆記)134F 03/17 14:45
推 jasonflower:可是十年前還沒有寂寞寂寞就好阿XDDD135F 03/17 14:46
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推 retu:aassd:蚊子：我寂寞寂寞就好~~~138F 03/17 15:20
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推 br11k:我也覺得挺好笑ㄉ147F 03/17 20:46
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