看板 joke作者 kevin915 (凱文~帥)標題 Re: [XD] 其實真善美是A片時間 Fri Aug 12 23:39:34 2011
那鄧麗君的"舔咪咪"也是囉
詞 凱文哥/曲 印尼民謠
舔咪咪 你笑著舔咪咪
好像那話兒開在唇縫里
開在唇縫里
在哪里 在哪里姦過你
你的笑容這樣獸襲
我一直想勃起
啊 在夢里
夢里 猛力姦過你
舔咪咪時笑得多甜蜜
是你 是你
猛姦的就是你
在哪里 在哪里姦過你
你的笑容這樣獸襲
我一直想勃起
啊 再猛力
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