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[猜謎] 喬丹去麥當勞
時間
Tue Oct 8 15:24:31 2013
喬丹去麥當勞吃大麥克
麥克喬丹
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※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.104.179.42
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aoeandy
:1513 Stone of Jordan was sold to Merchant
1F 10/08 15:30
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otakuwill
:Die, time to die.
2F 10/08 15:48
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balatau
:Welcome to Summoner's Rift
3F 10/08 17:40
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Xhocer
:Izual: Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!
4F 10/08 17:44
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garrodx
:Professor:You can not pass!!!
5F 10/08 17:59
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jklifespan
:Today is good day to diet
6F 10/08 18:01
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dream951
:I am a skydragon man from Taipei.
7F 10/08 18:18
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stps424
:Not even death can save you from me.
8F 10/08 18:54
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ehi9722
:A Summoner has Disconnected.
9F 10/08 18:54
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resvb
:rock on
10F 10/08 19:00
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iloveinhua
:do you hear the people sing
11F 10/08 19:00
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lolileft
:nothing can hold me back
12F 10/08 19:01
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cherub56
:Do you ?????? wan ga~
13F 10/08 19:05
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mumunose
:do you want to wan ga~
14F 10/08 19:09
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bellzebub
:it's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A~~~
15F 10/08 19:11
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beyondboy
:Is it good to drink?
16F 10/08 19:11
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Cruiser
: Suck My Ass !!!!!!!! Or/*\
17F 10/08 19:13
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jtseng1126
:Go Go power ranger
18F 10/08 19:14
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iamgyfan
:Suck my ball
19F 10/08 19:16
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Beetch
:Sorry
20F 10/08 19:18
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stillsustin
:sorry I'm your real father
21F 10/08 19:21
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a113215
:WHat The FUCK?
22F 10/08 19:22
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sha3098
:Who is your daddy?
23F 10/08 19:23
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qwe99220
:What's the fox say?
24F 10/08 19:24
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Godslayer
:Your magic is mine!!
25F 10/08 19:27
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benit17
:how do you turn this on?
26F 10/08 19:27
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cherub56
:Her father permise her the angle of the music
27F 10/08 19:28
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cloud1017
:I believe i can fly
28F 10/08 19:30
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xxxo001
:wtf
29F 10/08 19:31
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Aldousphyx
:Revenge is a dish better served cold
30F 10/08 19:31
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Hashin5566
:Nmmmmmmm nmmmmmmm nmmmmmmm cow! Gi Cher fa bu don.
31F 10/08 19:32
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ggggg50713
:How do you turn this on
32F 10/08 19:34
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robin40331
:greedisgood
33F 10/08 19:34
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kayainoue84
:我還以為我走錯版....
34F 10/08 19:34
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houchungqq
:ptt in english
35F 10/08 19:35
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ubuntuable
:HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!!
36F 10/08 19:36
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Badonkadonk
:到底發生什麼事
37F 10/08 19:37
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ghjk410
:destroya!!!!
38F 10/08 19:37
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a12367227
:What happend?
39F 10/08 19:39
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yam30336
:Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
40F 10/08 19:39
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a12367227
: 一堆英文誰看得懂...
41F 10/08 19:39
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TheZeta
:這個板偶爾會發生這種邪教運動
42F 10/08 19:42
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nixing
:我就知道一定會有how do you turn this on
43F 10/08 19:43
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kobelakers
:a pan is a man
44F 10/08 19:43
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AC82853190
:will the circle be unbroken
45F 10/08 19:46
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sky629
:Where is the haha point??
46F 10/08 19:46
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jtseng1126
:\mayaman/\mayaman/\mayaman/\mayaman/\mayaman/\mayam
47F 10/08 19:48
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dark0204678
:What is "haha point"? Is that the point make
48F 10/08 19:51
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a4102607
:Demacia!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
49F 10/08 19:51
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dark0204678
:people laugh?
50F 10/08 19:51
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RedmanYO
:I wanna shoot something/
51F 10/08 19:52
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JOHNJJ
:I smell shit in the air
52F 10/08 19:53
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qwe4455
:this is a book, that is a gay
53F 10/08 19:53
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chiangchin
:Would you pls find my haha point
54F 10/08 19:55
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beagle2
:A For Apple B For Ball
55F 10/08 19:57
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stps424
:C For Candy D For Dumb
56F 10/08 20:01
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e0913561783
:E For E cup F For F cup
57F 10/08 20:03
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IZUMIfan
:today is another day hu~
58F 10/08 20:03
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nxdwx
:G for G bar
59F 10/08 20:05
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k86083
:hakuna matata
60F 10/08 20:05
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bobru525
:Smith's father is a doctor.
61F 10/08 20:06
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tovshang
:u jump,i jump
62F 10/08 20:06
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ohohohya
:Requestcat in pace
63F 10/08 20:08
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Regition
:Gition is so handsome
64F 10/08 20:09
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Cervelo1995
:Bumbler Ma is on my bed!
65F 10/08 20:10
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Faoitohins
:
66F 10/08 20:15
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DORAQMON
:where is haha point?
67F 10/08 20:15
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s1s2s3s4
:what's wrong with you
68F 10/08 20:16
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happily999
:how do you turn this on
69F 10/08 20:17
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GGmanxd
:is it good to drink
70F 10/08 20:18
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s19951231
:Cheese steak jimmy's
71F 10/08 20:18
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cherub56
:do you really wanga?
72F 10/08 20:18
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Exmax1999
:an apple a day keeps the doctor away
73F 10/08 20:19
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newewew
:What did you fucking say?
74F 10/08 20:20
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awesomeSS66
:Oh~OhOh~OhOh~OhOh~ClawClaw
75F 10/08 20:21
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cherub56
:chaka chaka chaka chaka chu~chu~~~
76F 10/08 20:22
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gonnaberay
:I'm coming
77F 10/08 20:24
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seven782
:big mac meal thanks
78F 10/08 20:27
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a109250405
:gering ding ding ding dinggering
79F 10/08 20:28
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BRIANKUO
:What does the fox say?
80F 10/08 20:28
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gn00945822
:operation cwal
81F 10/08 20:29
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bluewood
:啥洨啦xD
82F 10/08 20:29
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wedsxc
:this is book and that is dog. how old are you?thank you
83F 10/08 20:29
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lam1217a
:I cant carry anymore
84F 10/08 20:29
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GPX2000
:how do you turn this off
85F 10/08 20:30
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VTDR128
:let's go let's go
86F 10/08 20:34
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kurtsun
:ABBABBABBAC
87F 10/08 20:36
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KirinP
:This is a pen.
88F 10/08 20:36
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kingx164
:how do you do
89F 10/08 20:37
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lunlee1214
:..
90F 10/08 20:37
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CFfisher
:You wanna play too? It'll be fun!
91F 10/08 20:38
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threee
:Jin-Pi-Chuo
92F 10/08 20:39
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Aragorn
:Everybody lies
93F 10/08 20:40
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Drunken5566
:父啊!赦免他們;因為他們所做的,他們不曉得。
94F 10/08 20:41
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vespar
:hakula matata
95F 10/08 20:42
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Aragorn
:what a wonderful phrase
96F 10/08 20:43
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shindoharuka
:A Apple
97F 10/08 20:44
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vinsanity25
:I am a boy.
98F 10/08 20:45
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ILPHYS
:Ma The Bumbler
99F 10/08 20:46
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t2266776
:i will follow you into the dark
100F 10/08 20:46
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hatealong
:這是大是大非的問題! 要噓 要點傻氣!
101F 10/08 20:51
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guanshiun
:jizz in my pants
102F 10/08 20:53
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a870159
:what the hell?
103F 10/08 20:53
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bluelune
:\Imhotep/\Imhotep/\Imhotep/\Imhotep/\Imhotep/\Imhotep
104F 10/08 20:54
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miniric
:How do u do, 林北堵林木
105F 10/08 20:57
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tofu319
:Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
106F 10/08 20:59
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cherub56
:g~~~g~~~\⊙▽⊙/ g~~~g~~~\⊙▽⊙/ g~~~g~~~\⊙▽⊙/
107F 10/08 20:59
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AKSN74
:Have you heard about the Elder Scrolls?
108F 10/08 21:00
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Wen10
:dear ting,you are the apple of my eye
109F 10/08 21:01
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hiyuhfeng
:eat me
110F 10/08 21:02
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Orz9106
:double rainbow ? What does it mean?
111F 10/08 21:04
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seare
:qwe4455:this is a book, that is a gay
112F 10/08 21:07
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stfang925
:This is a book.
113F 10/08 21:07
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Orz9106
:The cycle of life and death continues, we will live,
they will die ...
114F 10/08 21:07
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takadayside
:hey man pass
116F 10/08 21:09
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jimmy3137
:well , what happened there ?
117F 10/08 21:09
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etw6776
:what is this sorcery?
118F 10/08 21:11
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live627
:why so sercious
119F 10/08 21:13
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Nysw
:I
120F 10/08 21:13
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william5h
:Not here. Not in town.
121F 10/08 21:14
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davery
: morning nine nine how how one
122F 10/08 21:14
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guava664251
:Once upon a time . Fuck you . That's all .
123F 10/08 21:15
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wgscwgsc100
:What the fuck that....
124F 10/08 21:16
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a22122212
:So many noobs...
125F 10/08 21:16
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blueskyboy
:Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
126F 10/08 21:17
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gsuper
:英文爆走我還是第一次看到
127F 10/08 21:17
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tarjan33167
:By the order of the jarl, STOP right there!
128F 10/08 21:19
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guitaregg
:小YG
129F 10/08 21:20
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LargeLanPa
:Penta Kill!!!!!
130F 10/08 21:20
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djyunjie
:What does the Fox say?
131F 10/08 21:21
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howard2071
:no no keep going~
132F 10/08 21:22
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jackorz
:this is a book
133F 10/08 21:23
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linjaha
:who let the dogs out~
134F 10/08 21:24
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Aragorn
:Das ist ein Buch
135F 10/08 21:24
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ray10133
:Hello !?
136F 10/08 21:24
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TurtleLee
:Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah 100
137F 10/08 21:26
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DanielHAO
:Anti Fry Sheet
138F 10/08 21:26
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gy158984
:wow that is so crazy
139F 10/08 21:26
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ufoon
: 還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
140F 10/08 21:26
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alex1743
:l am a singer~yeah~~~
141F 10/08 21:27
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adidas52088
:I like jordan
142F 10/08 21:27
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wangyc
:XDDDD
143F 10/08 21:28
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cherub56
:No more talk of darkness,forget this wide fear
144F 10/08 21:28
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Thanatos
:When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
145F 10/08 21:28
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bagaking
:Darknesssssssssssssssssssssss
146F 10/08 21:29
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TurtleLee
:Adventure Time!!!!!!
147F 10/08 21:29
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tarjan33167
:Not a single f**k was given that day.
148F 10/08 21:29
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k33536
:a pile of shit a day, makes you speak bullshit everyday
149F 10/08 21:31
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wwwsamyoui12
: Stocks fall and counterparties begin to pull in
150F 10/08 21:31
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luckyyean
:Brioso!Brioso!
151F 10/08 21:31
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jklifespan
:if u want and i'm in
152F 10/08 21:32
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granola858
:The Magic! It calls to Me!
153F 10/08 21:34
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puppyanddog
:BIG YES BIG FLY
154F 10/08 21:36
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zxp86218
:反詐騙
155F 10/08 21:37
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BBallPlaya11
:看來大家壓力都很大...
156F 10/08 21:38
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killer0213
:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
157F 10/08 21:41
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sh050562
:幹你X一堆北七
158F 10/08 21:43
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yeh0416
:樓上怎麼了XD
159F 10/08 21:44
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cherub56
:don't angry, Be happy
160F 10/08 21:46
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shiow1026
:That was she said
161F 10/08 21:46
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maple205
:有些英文爛硬要跟著推
162F 10/08 21:47
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evedder
:I smoke weed everyday
163F 10/08 21:53
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space20021
:WTF is going on
164F 10/08 21:57
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joke610291
:Page one is Love
165F 10/08 21:59
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yetta2011
:what the fuck ?
166F 10/08 22:00
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babaluu
:what's wrong this board?
167F 10/08 22:00
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tooth9
:do u like fishstike ?
168F 10/08 22:03
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ReissL
:....反詐騙
169F 10/08 22:04
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fang46
:help me
170F 10/08 22:05
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FIREicer
:hello world
171F 10/08 22:08
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notebookino
:請轉JOKE...咦?
172F 10/08 22:10
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goodgoodcow
:greed is good
173F 10/08 22:17
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openbestbook
:I R Winner
174F 10/08 22:21
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kyo23965
:How do you turn this on?
175F 10/08 22:22
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prosector
:I don't wanna be with you
176F 10/08 22:24
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NiHowMa
: fire in the hole
177F 10/08 22:26
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knight77
:You shall not PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
178F 10/08 22:28
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cm8160
:What does the Fox say?
179F 10/08 22:30
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lishen512095
:Jesus
180F 10/08 22:34
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mark31326
:why all of u type in english?
181F 10/08 22:35
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DreamYeh
:where is the joke point?
182F 10/08 22:35
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greystair
:Good nightmare! My daring Wuminichenny!
183F 10/08 22:38
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RozenHolic
:The black rose shall bloom once more
184F 10/08 22:41
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b852258
:I dont't wanna close my eyes,I don't wanna fall asleep
185F 10/08 22:41
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heaventear
:ROCK ON
186F 10/08 22:43
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a8112132000
:Today is goodday to die.
187F 10/08 22:44
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guepard
:i hate this world, especially me. wtf
188F 10/08 22:44
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chigo520
:Warrior of the night .Assumble!!
189F 10/08 22:45
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jacky1990b
:Fus Ro Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
190F 10/08 22:47
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baby5731
:推文在幹麻拉XDDDDDDDDDD
191F 10/08 22:48
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stussy
:people mountain people sea
192F 10/08 22:49
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mlkoolboy80
:harmony! listen! fuck you!
193F 10/08 22:49
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iamrtp
:Warriors of the night, assemble!!! Hoo~~
194F 10/08 22:52
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TurtleLee
:Bumbler
195F 10/08 22:52
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wwwsamp9995
:love the way you lie
196F 10/08 22:53
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hey0703
:how do you turn this on
197F 10/08 22:58
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juju1991007
:Only u can blow me ;-)
198F 10/08 22:59
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believeevery
:金牌求
199F 10/08 22:59
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wsd061993
:.................
200F 10/08 23:00
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iamrtp
:Our town is under attack !!!!
201F 10/08 23:00
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azxcven
:Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!
202F 10/08 23:01
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b00668880
:Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~~
203F 10/08 23:03
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s013456789
:Holy crap on a cracker!
204F 10/08 23:03
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aa58231
:zzz
205F 10/08 23:03
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Aragorn
:What say you? What say you? I am Isildur's heir.
206F 10/08 23:03
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iamrtp
:WELCOME TO SINGAPORE!!!
207F 10/08 23:03
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s013456789
:0.0
208F 10/08 23:04
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b00668880
:Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~Imhotep~~
209F 10/08 23:05
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zeus840703
:You can see me!
210F 10/08 23:05
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owlman
:這篇為什麼會爆走= =??
211F 10/08 23:06
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aweimeow
:看不懂 ....
212F 10/08 23:08
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avexgroup
:Apple bull color dog egg fuck girl high ibm Jordan
213F 10/08 23:09
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kosoj6
:好久沒玩D2了,等下開上去看看
214F 10/08 23:09
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Lforlupin
:you either die a hero or you live long enough to see
215F 10/08 23:13
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Fiona102
:only u can hear me summoner
216F 10/08 23:14
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Lforlupin
:your self become a villian
217F 10/08 23:14
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popeyewowo
:It is for you
Follow me!
218F 10/08 23:15
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Rcosilamtnhz
:JOKE水準
220F 10/08 23:18
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popeyewowo
:解:一樓Diablo2梗,後來回的很多是D2裡的罐頭語~^_^
221F 10/08 23:19
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Halleluia
:WELCOME TO TAIWAN !!!
222F 10/08 23:20
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gold97972000
:WTF? Why did the program go?
223F 10/08 23:26
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st903202xp
:Follow me! Follow me!!
224F 10/08 23:29
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Davil0130
:一樓偷賣喬丹!!
225F 10/08 23:31
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ElliotMa
:We live in the dark to serve the light.
226F 10/08 23:37
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zien0223
:Mondo ! Smash !
227F 10/08 23:38
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Buu
:you see me? soon you won't
228F 10/08 23:41
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fstk1213
:推中文明顯
229F 10/08 23:42
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tulacu
:Battlecruiser operational.
230F 10/08 23:44
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totocc
:i smell magic in the air
231F 10/08 23:45
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vincent1214
:captain timo on duty
232F 10/08 23:50
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skan
:how is you ?
233F 10/09 00:00
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windrops
:only you can hear me summoner
234F 10/09 00:09
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tigerflyer
:一堆蔡英文反詐騙...
235F 10/09 00:14
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aqua25113
:= =
236F 10/09 00:18
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Chieen
:Explode this, come on man!
237F 10/09 00:18
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a0962555
:This is a book.
238F 10/09 00:20
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kennth8526
:幻術破解
239F 10/09 00:23
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wlvfgqaz
:Today is good day to die
240F 10/09 00:23
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flora1210
:what are you?
241F 10/09 00:26
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john60508
:tp!!! plz
242F 10/09 00:31
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mrgyt1030
:aaa apple ...bbb book... ccc cup
243F 10/09 00:41
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jonathan0719
:快推阿 不然人家以為你看不懂
244F 10/09 00:45
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pingmau2004
:無聊,自以為有趣
245F 10/09 00:49
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lanucelot
:indeed!!
246F 10/09 00:53
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r557844689
:Eoeowowoowowoeoow
247F 10/09 00:56
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cheinhun
:my right hand is much stronger than my left!!
248F 10/09 00:57
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ylsh20327
:劉佳宜我愛你
249F 10/09 01:00
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blue88247
:this is a stupid activity
250F 10/09 01:01
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bokez
:to be or not to be, that's an apple a day keeps the doct
or away
251F 10/09 01:04
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moopend0073
:Kiss my la ba
253F 10/09 01:05
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nojydia
:You feel good? Oh, yes~ oh,yeeeeeeees~ooooooohhhhhhhhh
254F 10/09 01:05
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boyen3
:Gong Sa Xiao?
255F 10/09 01:15
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jxxk
:italy sit down please design
256F 10/09 01:16
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cyc647
:robbin hood
257F 10/09 01:24
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angel0328
:don't you trust me ?
258F 10/09 01:26
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FoolBook
:ohhhhhhhhhhhh
259F 10/09 01:36
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Ekmund
:Illidan is out there somewhere.
260F 10/09 01:46
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Birdy
:這麼莫名其妙我居然笑了!!!!
261F 10/09 01:46
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cowyoho
:In dee
262F 10/09 01:49
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syun937
:What the hell?
263F 10/09 02:02
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b3535945
:Have u ever heard the Elder Scroll?
264F 10/09 02:07
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NYMets5566
:Charlie you are the banana king!!
265F 10/09 02:08
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zed9104
:Where is the punchline?
266F 10/09 02:29
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moron823
:whosyourdaddy
267F 10/09 02:37
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man41897
:how do you do
268F 10/09 02:53
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abc1234586
:Shut down
269F 10/09 02:54
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nctugoodman
:要弄歪 要酸奶 胃痛阿 嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚~~啊啊啊啊~
270F 10/09 02:58
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xingan
:Fen Ja Pen╮(╯▽╰)╭
271F 10/09 03:04
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juiclykiller
:What dose the Fox say害我笑歪腰
272F 10/09 03:05
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WADE0616
:Fortune doesn't favor fools
273F 10/09 03:08
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james41015
:Thanks you 9527
274F 10/09 04:25
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minoru04
:You door duck power good big
275F 10/09 04:55
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fishXD
:反詐騙
276F 10/09 04:57
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menchian
:what are u crying about?
277F 10/09 05:04
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doom3
:有人賣喬丹?
278F 10/09 05:20
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ghghccc
:I wanna be the of pirate.
/the king\
279F 10/09 07:25
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fishXD
:...
281F 10/09 08:10
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ltou
:1Help This Company
282F 10/09 08:28
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Yie
:
283F 10/09 08:59
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newtyper
:no way man
284F 10/09 09:33
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star227
:我看到一堆招換師了wwww
285F 10/09 09:46
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bz660
:暗黑板?
286F 10/09 09:49
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baby12510050
台灣 10-09 10:11
看不懂啦www
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jim90163
台灣 10-09 11:10
ha ha ha you see see you
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jkings
台灣 10-09 15:20
How do you turn this on.
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goenitz444
台灣 10-09 16:39
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz我的程度只有這樣啊...
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blazeartist
台灣 10-10 16:42
Show me the money
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pptlord
台灣 10-10 17:16
How are you ? I am five ,thank you.
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chien533
美國 10-12 04:07
I cannot agree with you anymore.