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作者 Alexi519 (見證家駒的奇蹟!)
標題 [無言] 超冏的尾牙主持人
時間 Sat Feb  2 18:51:03 2013

昨天去某公司做尾牙表演

主持人帶動氣氛大喊「業績！」

她說你們要接長紅啊！

於是一片業績！長紅！業績! 長紅

主持人突然大喊「裁員！」


全場一片鴉然.....



主持人說你們要接滾滾啊........

台上台下都超冏的表情....

哪個成語不好接你硬要接財源滾滾....Orz

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       Hi listen to my music~~ 有空來看我表演喔
          http://www.wretch.cc/blog/alexi519

           週一週二  9:15 藍色狂想 with星光蔡忠穎
           周五 11:00 杜蘭朵Lounge Bar
           周六  9:00 水漾愛河 10:30 山寨

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推 martinmask:老闆說 這你也猜的道 太強32F 02/02 20:32
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推 lightpisces:Ruruto49:薪餉四成  裁員滾滾  遭裁禁飽    這個好笑62F 02/02 21:51
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我有早上做1號候選人下午做2號

主持人昏頭在2號的場大喊:我們要投給1號丟摸!!

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推 jth:哈哈哈~太有畫面了!!92F 02/02 23:11
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※ 編輯: Alexi519        來自: 114.47.154.229       (02/02 23:13)
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推 Follis:Ruruto49:薪餉四成  裁員滾滾  遭裁禁飽    XDD164F 02/03 20:35
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推 Rita007:超好笑XDDDDDDDD174F 02/04 00:02
推 clairefly:超好笑~~~175F 02/04 00:29
→ Alexi519:竟然爆了= =還被po上FB轉貼到我看到朋友發XD
我跟他說是我的文章他還不相信XDXD176F 02/04 01:48
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推 MrtDM:老闆表示：主持人你要被裁了179F 02/04 06:11

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