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看板 StupidClown
作者 iamkim (叮叮)
標題 [無言] 再晚來半天的話....
時間 Tue May 22 00:13:08 2012



從朋友FB上看到的PO文：



剛剛校醫院進來一對情侶

女的看起來楚楚可憐，男的滿臉心疼焦急

男：「醫生快幫我看她手上的傷口！」

醫生問：「這傷口半天啦？」

男：「嗯，上午被紙片割的。」

醫生：「哦，你們要再晚來半天的話，這傷口就... 」


男的緊張的插話：「就怎麼樣????」


















醫生：「...就自己好了。」


XDDDDDDDDDDDD


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