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看板 StupidClown
作者 KNY (潘達舞)
標題 [無言] 差點自爆了!!
時間 Sun Aug 19 13:07:46 2012

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可能是電影看太多了

前幾天睡覺時作了一個夢

夢到我是一個警探

抓到了一個壞人

沒想到我很兇殘的把他右眼拔出來

逼問他XXX的下落(根本忘了XXX是再說什麼XD)

他一直不說我就越握越緊

突然間!!!

我就被痛醒了!!!!!

醒來後我發現我握的是!!!!!















我居然握著我右邊的蛋!!!
  我居然握著我右邊的蛋!!!



幹!差點自爆!!!

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推 amosyu:可惜, 殘念~1F 08/19 13:11
推 terix:我只有醒來握著槍 握著蛋是哪招...2F 08/19 13:13
推 peiring:...3F 08/19 13:15
推 aaa00252:........4F 08/19 13:21
推 Comebuy:.........5F 08/19 13:24
推 w2a3n4g5:看到捏蛋蛋我爆笑了6F 08/19 13:26
推 andysd:爆笑XDDDDDD7F 08/19 13:27
推 skyline829:圖呢 !!!!!!!!!!!! 其實沒有也沒關係啦= =8F 08/19 13:30
推 WaLiLe5566:還好你在夢裡沒把塌鼻子捏爆9F 08/19 13:32
推 ujp011604:樓上騙人布10F 08/19 13:37
推 candyxu04:有點淡淡的悲傷......11F 08/19 13:39
推 ewolf:XXX是李宗瑞嗎XD12F 08/19 13:42
推 patear:你睡前手放在那邊做啥....13F 08/19 13:43
推 holybless:痛14F 08/19 13:46
推 party100046:可是，瑞凡。15F 08/19 13:47
推 xk1a4u:痛16F 08/19 13:47
推 dew8845678:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD17F 08/19 13:47
→ m555888:               我捏下去了18F 08/19 13:50
推 yeeoo:醫生：下次要小心喔喔19F 08/19 13:54
推 smallsamsam:捏蛋蛋...很痛呀20F 08/19 13:57
推 w660:XDDDDDDDDD21F 08/19 14:05
→ jimy00ex:唉唉唉太可惜了22F 08/19 14:07
推 guaaz:XDDD23F 08/19 14:12
推 Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD24F 08/19 14:16
推 BJshit:哈哈哈哈哈 板大太強大了!!!25F 08/19 14:19
推 GF:笨到一定程度,就會產生後遺症!26F 08/19 14:24
推 j5025900:爆蛋拳！27F 08/19 14:27
推 ms70019:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD28F 08/19 14:32
推 dakua:光想到就非常痛29F 08/19 14:37
推 che0725:恰恰~~~~~~~~爆!!!!30F 08/19 14:40
推 joyqul:感覺好痛啊ＷＷＷＷ31F 08/19 14:40
推 laiyihsin:感覺好痛喔WWWWWWWWWW32F 08/19 14:50
推 eayterrr:www33F 08/19 14:53
推 mrcat:其實你在夢裏是被拷問的那個吧 XDDDD34F 08/19 14:58
推 IanPanda:它真堅強!!!35F 08/19 15:06
推 loser9527:XD36F 08/19 15:13
推 kfrankk:宇智波一族有挖眼睛來開眼一招，現實中有爆蛋增痛一招...37F 08/19 15:14
推 joeyrose:說不說。....說不說.......這傢伙的嘴真硬....38F 08/19 15:19
推 WaterBwei:怎麼沒有順便挖他另外一隻眼睛~?39F 08/19 15:22
推 ts00854768:阿不就還好你沒打斷他鼻樑...40F 08/19 15:30
推 angelak765:樓上XDDDDDDDDDDD41F 08/19 15:43
推 ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD42F 08/19 15:46
推 wen7706:打斷鼻樑超好笑XDDDDDDD43F 08/19 15:56
推 Makomoon:樓樓樓上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD44F 08/19 15:56
推 ll1122:喜歡你溫暖的文字 洋溢著滿滿的幸福：)45F 08/19 15:57
推 storyf66014:真是蛋疼阿...46F 08/19 16:00
推 sleepcc:還好沒打斷鼻樑XDDDDD超好笑47F 08/19 16:21
推 rainchan:爆蛋拳....48F 08/19 16:22
推 ffaarr:XDDDD49F 08/19 16:23
推 kai19900707:XDDDDDDDDDDDD50F 08/19 16:24
推 kevin91:你把右邊的拔出來了?51F 08/19 16:36
推 k4847:...52F 08/19 16:37
推 peiring:沒圖沒真相53F 08/19 16:40
推 Rainbow1014:打斷鼻樑也太好笑了！54F 08/19 16:43
推 ahoramismo:幸好有起床XDDDDD55F 08/19 16:47
推 oue:恰恰～!!!XD56F 08/19 16:53
推 lanyine:有拔下來嗎？57F 08/19 17:03
推 yurtrl115:阿哈哈哈哈哈你看看你58F 08/19 17:03
推 Chobbi:笑翻了哈哈哈59F 08/19 17:08
推 gc25:你在第幾層醒過來的?60F 08/19 17:09
推 betty3521:你怎麼沒有先轉一圈呢?61F 08/19 17:13
推 GenHanMon:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDYi1ncI3gY62F 08/19 17:15
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推 pololo61201:原PO蛋蛋的圖呢?63F 08/19 17:16
推 hh440977:醒來有沒轉個陀螺?64F 08/19 17:17
推 p123i456g:右助啊！！65F 08/19 17:20
推 HADILEN:打斷鼻樑是怎樣啦XDDDDDDDD66F 08/19 17:20
推 fishnurse:好痛的感覺67F 08/19 17:28
推 kersihi:傳說中的捏____自殺嗎~"~68F 08/19 17:28
推 clisan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑翻了69F 08/19 17:36
→ anaiyze:所以...其實那個壞人是你的___吼 = =70F 08/19 17:47
推 sun0183:差點就變成爆汁蛋蛋了~~71F 08/19 17:53
推 bisconect:這故事也太有禪意了吧!72F 08/19 17:55
推 linda1026:好痛哦！！73F 08/19 17:56
推 and11635:太屌了!!!版大睡前韻量不少唷!!74F 08/19 18:10
推 loveing:好悲慘.....OAO!!!  不要想不開呀~~~~75F 08/19 18:12
推 kathin:這是哪一招...如果真打斷鼻樑下場實在也太慘了喔76F 08/19 18:17
推 esaal:恰恰~~!!!!77F 08/19 18:21
推 jzn:XD78F 08/19 18:26
推 g12288:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD79F 08/19 18:27
推 nickylin0628:光看文字就覺的痛....太好笑了80F 08/19 18:31
推 LV3000:推斷鼻樑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD81F 08/19 18:32
推 t0417917:原PO是有多恨自己的蛋蛋這樣XD82F 08/19 18:32
推 yyhhtt1989:你是有想自宮阿XD83F 08/19 18:35
推 lonlife99:好痛喔!!!!!!!=_=+84F 08/19 18:36
推 azxsd321:差點捏蛋自殺XDDDD85F 08/19 18:37
推 tomato04:............86F 08/19 18:52
推 holysea:原來傳說中的捏爆卵蛋自盡真的有可能辦的到阿!!87F 08/19 18:54
推 G2S:是自己的蛋?88F 08/19 18:56
推 gtrexh:爆蛋魚丸.....89F 08/19 19:01
推 adam8520:奇怪...我怎麼不禁"Oh"了一聲  而且感覺隱隱作痛= ="90F 08/19 19:04
推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww91F 08/19 19:20
推 nilson847552:.....92F 08/19 19:34
推 cookie600782:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD93F 08/19 19:42
推 waqw:XDDDDDDDD94F 08/19 19:46
推 sillywhoever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好白痴! 笑到我肚子好痛~95F 08/19 20:31
推 MTDD:10個男人有9個把手擺在蛋的左邊...96F 08/19 20:33
推 persuitof:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD97F 08/19 20:43
推 pes5692:推斷鼻樑 XD98F 08/19 20:47
推 openwang:唉唷...99F 08/19 20:51
→ CapriceChang:我笑了100F 08/19 20:53
推 man77220:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD101F 08/19 21:08
推 twinmick:為何原po的是跟普通男人不太一樣的夢呢..警探應該拿槍吧?102F 08/19 21:11
推 yulijih:要爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD103F 08/19 21:14
推 sharon666:XDDDDDDDDDD104F 08/19 21:19
推 mayday198076:好痛啊!!!  爆Y105F 08/19 21:22
推 joke610291:XDD106F 08/19 21:34
推 annashachen:差點就恰恰惹......orz107F 08/19 21:41
推 xgodtw:超恐怖www108F 08/19 21:43
推 lz7751lily:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD109F 08/19 21:44
推 joy71:感覺好痛喔XDDDDD110F 08/19 21:53
推 cobal:笑死我了...不推不行了!!!111F 08/19 21:54
推 ray1286:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD112F 08/19 21:57
推 lemel860321:XDDDDD113F 08/19 22:06
推 taily:XDD114F 08/19 22:07
推 chocolette:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑啦115F 08/19 22:10
推 a03150311:XDDDDDDDD116F 08/19 22:15
→ AAseedling:XDDDDDDDDDDD117F 08/19 22:18
推 a10501:不推不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD118F 08/19 22:22
推 longtaco:笨版真溫馨  下回要記得打斷他鼻樑喲~>___<119F 08/19 22:25
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD120F 08/19 22:38
推 edison10927:沒圖沒真相121F 08/19 22:41
推 memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD122F 08/19 22:42
推 venroxas:溫馨123F 08/19 23:01
推 cmid05:金變態...124F 08/19 23:01
推 bewithmine:幹太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD125F 08/19 23:17
推 babaluu:XDDDDD126F 08/19 23:17
推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD127F 08/20 00:00
推 samde:蛋蛋的哀愁啊...XDDDD128F 08/20 00:08
推 o51018:原PO對不起我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD129F 08/20 00:32
推 lqpl:沒爆 殘念130F 08/20 00:34
推 bp40923:哈哈哈哈哈131F 08/20 01:16
推 js104:所謂的未爆蛋132F 08/20 01:56
推 x6041500:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD133F 08/20 02:22
推 s9403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD134F 08/20 02:46
→ dingcross:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈135F 08/20 03:01
推 gts123:太好笑了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD136F 08/20 03:24
推 kamikaze9527:恰恰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!137F 08/20 03:26
推 hleester:圖呀！！！138F 08/20 03:34
推 kcutegirl:打斷鼻樑+1139F 08/20 09:57
推 vinita:XDDDDDD140F 08/20 10:14
推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD141F 08/20 10:17
推 icexfox:未爆蛋XDDDDDDDDDDDDD142F 08/20 10:32
推 okbby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
差點沒笑死；  突然噴笑的那種笑，笑到肚子痛143F 08/20 10:32
推 pchome282000:好痛阿XDDDDDDD145F 08/20 10:44
推 more227:神奇寶貝:睡夢中的爆彈146F 08/20 11:27
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推 et5787:XDDDD148F 08/20 11:45
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推 hd6520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD150F 08/20 13:42
推 johnny219520:看笨版好久沒有這樣笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD151F 08/20 14:55
推 child12:推 ts00854768:阿不就還好你沒打斷他鼻樑...XDDDDDDDDDDDD152F 08/20 15:25
推 MrDisgrace:XDDDDDD153F 08/20 15:49
推 kidboy619:哈哈154F 08/20 16:14
推 kt820920:看我拔光你的鬍子!!155F 08/20 16:38
推 wsxad5:我笑了  XDDDDD   蛋蛋.............156F 08/20 17:02
推 bearmajik:kt820920:看我拔光你的鬍子!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD157F 08/20 18:19
推 rt7hwq8f:笑到不行XDDDD158F 08/20 18:56
推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD159F 08/20 19:18
推 apple3470:笑到噴淚！！！！160F 08/20 21:02
推 axcdssweking:好痛喔~~~   有沒瘀青阿?161F 08/20 22:16
推 shan1209:朝聖推  哈哈哈哈  太好笑了XDD162F 08/20 22:38
推 zzlzut:FB朝聖163F 08/20 22:40
推 e158420502:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD164F 08/20 22:44
推 e911225:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD165F 08/20 22:45
推 david890608:恰恰!!!166F 08/20 22:47
推 kingxyzt:傳說中的捏LP自殺XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD167F 08/20 23:47
推 icexfox:被m了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD168F 08/20 23:58

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